youngjediknight 51 Posted November 9, 2014 At first I thought a pack of a-holes were running like idiots towards the NWAF where I was headed. But then I realized ... LOL!!!!! Poor bastard deer. I was gonna run down there and save it but figured nah. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geckofrog7 1168 Posted November 9, 2014 Why does everyone have to team up and kill bambis? 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonappetit 117 Posted November 9, 2014 Oh deer... 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MadWookie 573 Posted November 9, 2014 Why does everyone have to team up and kill bambis?Cause thats what Bambi-Killers do. ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 9, 2014 Deerfinitely was not going to end well. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n (DayZ) 1827 Posted November 9, 2014 Deerfinitely was not going to end well. Poor guy, he's definitely bucked. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wooly-back-jack 294 Posted November 10, 2014 the jokes in this thread are a bit STAGnant 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted November 10, 2014 Sad thing is we'll never know it's name... Just another Doe... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youngjediknight 51 Posted November 10, 2014 LOL @ these replies!!! :D 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
o5pr3y (DayZ) 77 Posted November 10, 2014 Was gonna make another pun.. But I'll just pass the buck. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted November 10, 2014 LMAO these jokes are awful, they're like a fawn in my side..... Do the zeds ever catch the deer? In my experience the deer just runs forever but it's Hilarius to watch ;) 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChainReactor 922 Posted November 10, 2014 Guys, if you keep on deerailing the thread with your jokes, it will deerectly go to the graveyard eventually ! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Jimmy 1631 Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow. Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow Edited November 10, 2014 by St. Jimmy 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted November 10, 2014 At times like these I am reminded of the words of the Reverend Troy McClure. "Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yazar8 584 Posted November 10, 2014 Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow. Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cowI save cows and deers from zombies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted November 10, 2014 Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow. Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow In Beefore: more terrible puns. Moove along now folks, nothing to see here... You've just upped the steaks. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 10, 2014 You've just upped the steaks. Jimmy is cownting on it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036 Posted November 10, 2014 Jimmy is cownting on it.Well that's just udder bullocks 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steak and Potatoes 13480 Posted November 10, 2014 Mooved to gallery, dairy on. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youngjediknight 51 Posted November 10, 2014 Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow. Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow LOL!!!! WTF happened??? There is a "chick fil a" slogan in there somewhere LOL!!! Ok no more rhymings now!! I mean it!!! ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wooly-back-jack 294 Posted November 10, 2014 ok you're just milking it now guys.. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036 Posted November 10, 2014 ok you're just milking it now guys..Are you saying this thread has "bought the farm?" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted November 11, 2014 Seriously guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These joke are "udderly" awful hahahaha best thread ever! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted November 12, 2014 Don't have a cow, man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
