It's Hard Being a Deer in Chernos

[youngjediknight 51]

At first I thought a pack of a-holes were running like idiots towards the NWAF where I was headed.  But then I realized ...

 

 

LOL!!!!!  Poor bastard deer.  I was gonna run down there and save it but figured nah.

[Geckofrog7 1169]

Why does everyone have to team up and kill bambis?

[Bonappetit 117]

Oh deer...

[MadWookie 573]

Why does everyone have to team up and kill bambis?

Cause thats what Bambi-Killers do. ;)

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Deerfinitely was not going to end well.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

Deerfinitely was not going to end well.

 

Poor guy, he's definitely bucked.

[wooly-back-jack 294]

the jokes in this thread are a bit STAGnant 

[sachad 1016]

Sad thing is we'll never know it's name... Just another Doe...

[youngjediknight 51]

LOL @ these replies!!! :D

[o5pr3y (DayZ) 77]

Was gonna make another pun.. But I'll just pass the buck.

[Jex 1104]

LMAO these jokes are awful, they're like a fawn in my side.....

 

 

Do the zeds ever catch the deer? In my experience the deer just runs forever but it's Hilarius to watch ;)

[ChainReactor 922]

Guys, if you keep on deerailing the thread with your jokes, it will deerectly go to the graveyard eventually !

[St. Jimmy 1631]

Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow.

 

Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow

Edited November 10, 2014 by St. Jimmy

[sachad 1016]

At times like these I am reminded of the words of the Reverend Troy McClure.

 

"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"

[yazar8 584]

Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow.

 

Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow

I save cows and deers from zombies.

[pillock 850]

Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow.

 

Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow

 

In Beefore: more terrible puns.

 

Moove along now folks, nothing to see here...

 

You've just upped the steaks.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

You've just upped the steaks.

 

Jimmy is cownting on it.

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

Jimmy is cownting on it.

Well that's just udder bullocks

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Mooved to gallery, dairy on.

[youngjediknight 51]

Best moment for me happened in Berezino. I was inside hospital and heard zombie aggro. I was like "oh deer not again..." I rised my weapon and prepared myself for the zombie. Then I see a cow running in front of me followed by three zombies. They just passed me and all I could think was WTF. 10mins later I headed where they were going and at the "school" bulding I saw three zombies dead and the cow stands there like a boss. Too bad that the server crashed but the legend still lives about that zombie killer cow.

 

Actually now that I watch the pic I'm not sure is that a bull or a cow

 

 

LOL!!!!  WTF happened???  There is a "chick fil a" slogan in there somewhere LOL!!!

 

Ok no more rhymings now!!  I mean it!!!

 

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[wooly-back-jack 294]

ok you're just milking it now guys..

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

ok you're just milking it now guys..

Are you saying this thread has "bought the farm?"

[sachad 1016]

[Jex 1104]

Seriously guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

These joke are "udderly" awful

 

 

hahahaha best thread ever!

[sachad 1016]

Don't have a cow, man.