Count_Grishnackh 65 Posted October 29, 2014 Was playing 2 days ago, when my buddy gets this status message.... I was like WTF?! So what is this? Is it really in game? or something admin or a hacker can do? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChainReactor 922 Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) Thats a server message every admin can define for their servers. Some are kinda creative. One time, i looked to the lower left corner of my screen to check my statuses and got this: "I really need to drink something""I am shaking""I feel attracted to men" lol. Most of the time though, the server messages only give server or TS info. Boring. Edited October 29, 2014 by ChainReactor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krawallkurt 118 Posted October 29, 2014 That's what i call funny shit^^ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Geckofrog7 1168 Posted October 29, 2014 Best server message ever: "I think I see someone spawning in let's fuck him up."I about had a heart attack before I realized there was no name before the message. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Count_Grishnackh 65 Posted October 29, 2014 Ah ok... thanks for clearing that up XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Helix2000 128 Posted October 29, 2014 there is a server message on a server that i frequent that reads "the zucchini in my backpack has started to vibrate" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
St. Jimmy 1631 Posted October 29, 2014 dat gamma... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yazar8 584 Posted October 29, 2014 There's this server which writes "scene ready" "testing 1 2 3" "I am feeling hungry" "bye bye" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Zod 1118 Posted October 29, 2014 I was once on server where jokes would show up. What does every woman have that starts with a V and she can use it to get anything she wants ?A Voice you sexist asshole Two rednecks were walking along when they saw a dog licking his ballsone said - I wish I could do thatthe other said, you dumbass he would bite you How is your wife like a condom ?Both spent more time in your wallet than on your dick Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you are boredOnce you're married your stuck with the same one forever.What is it ? A ring. What were you thinking. What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking ?Use some lube. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uutgrunnen 96 Posted October 29, 2014 Funny and creative messages are a nice bonus imo :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huf757 82 Posted October 29, 2014 dat gamma...Yes definately needs to be toned down...making my eyes bleed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jacksparrows 31 Posted October 29, 2014 I once had the glitched Vybor bridge spawn, naked and alone... with a status message saying, "You have shit your pants..." Combined with the unfamiliar spawn and being naked without even a flashlight and battery, I was kind of wondering what the hell had happened.. lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
over9000nukez 199 Posted October 29, 2014 i can confirm this, i got the message and saw a dog run away. also vehicles confirmed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted October 29, 2014 That's pretty good. What server was it on? Kudos to that admin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sachad 1016 Posted October 29, 2014 I've gotten a few. 'I think I just wet myself.' 'Welcome to the party, pal.' 'Don't eat the green meat.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pigman 7 Posted October 29, 2014 'i feel cum on my beard' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
General Zod 1118 Posted October 29, 2014 'i feel cum on my beard'NoNoJust no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANUCKinNZ 108 Posted October 30, 2014 Yes I was in a server that went something like this.My stomach feels funny.5 minutes later:I need to poo5 minutes later:I crapped my pants 5 minutes later:What's that smell, is that me?That last one made me lol! It really seemed like a 5 minute gap between each message. Is it possible to set that to play automatically or was an admin on and typing this in? Does anyone know? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mos1ey 6301 Posted October 30, 2014 "I feel strangely attracted to that zombie." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackberrygoo 1416 Posted October 30, 2014 Yes I was in a server that went something like this.My stomach feels funny.5 minutes later:I need to poo5 minutes later:I crapped my pants 5 minutes later:What's that smell, is that me?That last one made me lol! It really seemed like a 5 minute gap between each message. Is it possible to set that to play automatically or was an admin on and typing this in? Does anyone know?I've seen status messages come fifteen minutes after logging in so yes , it could be on a timer lol ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishroy 1347 Posted October 30, 2014 bit off-topic, but: in german we call dogshit a "contact-mine" :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChainReactor 922 Posted October 30, 2014 bit off-topic, but: in german we call dogshit a "contact-mine" :D Hm, in the beautiful Kingdom of Saxony we only say "ä Haufn" :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
irishroy 1347 Posted October 31, 2014 Hm, in the beautiful Kingdom of Saxony we only say "ä Haufn" :PWell, in the even more beautifuller region of Bavaria, we call it that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alferret 45 Posted October 31, 2014 "Dont ejaculate into my porridge" On one server I frequent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
