Shrub Rocketeer ™ 879 Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) today was bad day for me i was run from north airport to cherno because my frend ned some charcol foods to fix stomach and i was find yesterdy in the gren house close to starry but i dont know is for fix stomach so i was VARY ALMOST DROP IN THE FLOOR but i was kep because in dayz YOU NEVR KNOW WEN YOU NEED ANYTHINGS was long travel i nearly dieing 2 time from zombies and one woman zombie dont stop to chase me for 3 kilomater in the forest every time i was relax think 'ah she is going away' she make sound and i running again around the tree but i was get annoy and use mosin to the face close to wood bridge but this mayke 2 more doing aggro and i waste maybe 8 bullet from mosin but i kill them and continue travel to my frend he tell me in temspeak 'there is 2 maybe 3 bandit in cherno one is sniper on the hill so i going around hill is taking extra 20 minute but is safer way and then i see fresh spawn player say 'hey i am frend dont do a panic can i help you something?' he say 'yes i need food and wepon' so i give for him 2 tactical bacons 1 apple and i green peper also saw off shotgun with 2 fast load clip i say 'look i trusting you i am on mission to save a frend plese dont shot me' he say 'i promise no shot' so i give ammos but he loading in the shotgun AFTER WE WAS AGREE HE DONT LOAD AMMOS BEFORE I AM BEHIND HILL so i know he doing attack so i put last 2 bullet in mosin and point on him move around the wall 'be serios plese if you attack me i have full magazin and you have 4 shotgun bullet so you lose EVRYTIMES' but i was now worry because maybe he gamble attack and i am lost life and charcols he say 'sorry for reload was accident' i accept and say 'ok now go away from here please and i dont shot' but he sprint in my direction i was panic and shot 2 times MISS THE MAN AND HE LISTNEd CLICK CLICK OF EMPTY RIFLE AND LAUGH SAY 'YOU ARE DUMB NOOB' and he shot me 2 time in back wen i was run away in the shed i was bled and no color vision i shout 'plese no i must halp frend i give you all backpack and moto helmet ALL MY GEAR for you' but he dont listen and do 2 more shot in my face i WAS DONT SURVIVE my frend say 'why you give him gun and ammo? you are trust too much shrub' i was say 'yes i am trust all person if they say because i dont live my life never trust and always paranoid better to die with open heart then live with always the fear' but he say 'NOW I AM DIE FROM SICK YOU ARE SHIT FREND' and he RAGE quit temspeak and block me on steam some persons WHY they not understand? Edited August 18, 2014 by Shrub Rocketeer ™ 30 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hi Im Brad 57 Posted August 18, 2014 'NOW I AM DIE FROM SICK YOU ARE SHIT FREND' and he RAGE quit temspeak and block me on steamLOL a perfect ending to a perfect story 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blowurselfup 54 Posted August 18, 2014 Cant win em all Shrub. You never should have trusted that player. That guy that killed you didn't care about you or your mission. It is a cool story tho B) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zoomin 8 Posted August 18, 2014 Awesome Post, I look forward to reading your posts Shrub... Crack me up! Beeaans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pillock 850 Posted August 18, 2014 my frend say 'why you give him gun and ammo? you are trust too much shrub' i was say 'yes i am trust all person if they say because i dont live my life never trust and always paranoid better to die with open heart then live with always the fear' but he say 'NOW I AM DIE FROM SICK YOU ARE SHIT FREND' and he RAGE quit temspeak and block me on steam With friends like that, who needs enemies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasich40 3 Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) 'yes i am trust all person if they say because i dont live my life never trust and always paranoid better to die with open heart then live with always the fear' Shrub, I totally agree with you on this. I know it is hard, but a good man does not let a bad man change him. Stay good my friend. Edited August 18, 2014 by Kasich Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7R0J4N 7 Posted August 18, 2014 Yes! news from shrub :D it's always nice to read a new story from you! thx man B) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wil24567 240 Posted August 18, 2014 You must be new here... I only recently made an account, been browsing the forums for a few months before that. Regardless of the errors, Shrub's story was pretty great, and it just proves the fact that you really can't trust anyone in DayZ. :( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TomatoSupra 207 Posted August 18, 2014 I only recently made an account, been browsing the forums for a few months before that. Regardless of the errors, Shrub's story was pretty great, and it just proves the fact that you really can't trust anyone in DayZ. :( Shrub always posts like this. He is awesome. thats why i was wondering if you were new lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eadaif 34 Posted August 18, 2014 Great story Shrub. too bad your "friend" doesn't realize what he's losing. Besides, you don't need a friend who's dumb enough to eat rotten food. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tiadashi 262 Posted August 18, 2014 Hes not your friend then Shrub, you went out of your way for him, he should be grateful to have you as friend - you seem like a genuinely nice guy 8) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yaddie 44 Posted August 18, 2014 I love this guy. He is the best person ever. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sula 1205 Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) Hi guys, I've hidden a couple of posts because they're a little too criticising of someone trying their best to speak a foreign language, or refer to the criticism. To me anyone who can do that deserves a pat on the back. :thumbsup: Just to confirm, we had complaints about criticism but some posts were just hidden because they quoted it it not because they've done anything wrong themselves - for example, tomatosupra was backing shrub :thumbsup: I hid the post but couldn't then leave others referring to it. Cheers,Sula Edited August 18, 2014 by Sula 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheEZ3L 0 Posted August 18, 2014 (edited) ahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHLOL PLEASE MAN HAHAHAHAHAH Shrub Rocketeer ™shout 'plese no i must halp frend i give you all backpack and moto helmet ALL MY GEAR for you' but he dont listen and do 2 more shot in my face i WAS DONT SURVIVE my frend say 'why you give him gun and ammo? you are trust too much shrub' i was say 'yes i am trust all person if they say because i dont live my life never trust and always paranoid better to die with open heart then live with always the fear' but he say 'NOW I AM DIE FROM SICK YOU ARE SHIT FREND' and he RAGE quit temspeak and block me on steam Edited August 18, 2014 by TheEZ3L Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trev186 389 Posted August 18, 2014 Shrub pm ill give u steam id and ill meet up with ya and give u some gear ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schweinsteiger 107 Posted August 19, 2014 Damn shrub, Don't be so freaking foolish again. Never give another player a weapon and ammo at the same time. One or the other, never both. I think people like that (the guy you helped) should be strung up and tortured, then slowly hanged until they die a miserable death! We need to start a list of all the players like this. Then we shoot them on sight for a change (if their was a tag system to identify people, WTF?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Parazight 1599 Posted August 19, 2014 Hi guys, I've hidden a couple of posts because they're a little too criticising of someone trying their best to speak a foreign languageIt's a ruse. Shrub speaks English as his native language. Look at his sentence structure. Look how the thought reads. Adjectives before nouns and all. Look at the words he doesn't misspell on purpose. For example, he'll misspell 'friend' but not stomach, continue, because, tactical, or paranoid. All words that 'foreigners' would likely misuse before the misspelling of friend, keep, or need. That said, the writing style is somehow appropriate for the story he's conveying. It's entertaining enough, though I bet his stories would read just fine in his first language...English. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bonesnap 75 Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) For example, he'll misspell 'friend' but not stomach, continue, because, tactical, or paranoid.I'm not sure why people support him butchering the english language when it's really not necessary. It's almost as if he is purposely *gasp* trolling the dayz forums. The story is damn near unreadable, and I'm not trying to be mean about it. Edited August 19, 2014 by bonesnap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t-s 29 Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Hey Shrub, next time u can friendly but careful(for not endanger a mission) too.You can give him a weapon, so he see you are friendly but u can say to him "hey friend, sorry but u must run 300m away. and i put the ammunition here at this placeon the ground, when you are 300m away. and please, run 300 meters back when u have the ammuntion and please dont go my way for 4 minutes"And you ran 300m away too and can hide save in bush and can look at him/her what he doing. I think people like that (the guy you helped) should be strung up and tortured, then slowly hanged until they die a miserable death! We need to start a list of all the players like this. Then we shoot them on sight for a change (if their was a tag system to identify people, WTF?). A revenge-system thread for hard crimes is a great idea for sherrif-playstyleOnly possible/allowed from/with good traders/medics from http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/172229-trading-post and http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/160262-need-medical-assistance-in-dayz-sa-find-your-medic-here because they are proof-friendly Like this:-What happened in short text: Help, was friendly but was shot 1 minutes ago, when i give this arse a weapon-Server: *only with personal message*-Location: *only with personal message*-Personal description: red shorts, blue helmet and have a shotgun, disturbed mental condition-Punishment: please try to let him alive and torture him (best with with force feed worms and blow him up with a gas pump)-Reward: nice things when i found some And then, user can edit post to tell the story and post picture/video of the catched bandit and details. Edited August 19, 2014 by t-s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Super_Duty 466 Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) Don't get discouraged Shrub... many friends here to help out. Any chance you recall the guy/gals tag/name? Server, etc.? I like to keep a short list...for possible future engagement. ;) Edited August 19, 2014 by Super_Duty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
t-s 29 Posted August 19, 2014 (edited) A solution is born!"Sherrif from Chernarus / Revenge System"http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/208319-sherrif-from-chernarus-revenge-system/{Credits go's to Shrub and Schweinsteiger for idea and inspiration} Edited August 19, 2014 by t-s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hothtimeblues 128 Posted August 19, 2014 It's a ruse. Shrub speaks English as his native language. Look at his sentence structure. Look how the thought reads. Adjectives before nouns and all. Look at the words he doesn't misspell on purpose. For example, he'll misspell 'friend' but not stomach, continue, because, tactical, or paranoid. All words that 'foreigners' would likely misuse before the misspelling of friend, keep, or need.That said, the writing style is somehow appropriate for the story he's conveying. It's entertaining enough, though I bet his stories would read just fine in his first language...English.I agree. Anyway to check what country his computer posts from? I bet he is in UK or Usa. But I still like him. Another reason I know he is faking is because of the over the top silly drawings. He is puposefully drawing really bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites