epyionic 29 Posted August 12, 2014 To , AFK player at NE airfield That was very brave of you, walking away from your computer like that. For a moment i thought your outline was that of a Z, but the boonie hat gave it away. I froze for but a moment and questioned if you infact had seen me; stopping and laying prone i quickly realzied that you infact not present at the keyboard. The mental termoil of what my next move to be and the resutling what if's played out in my head. "This is a golden moment" I thought to myself, to troll or even make a friend ( Had i had the patience). But after such a long hike to the field I could not risk having to make it again if you decided to come back and be less then cheerful. I rasied my rifle and saw the blank stair on your face as you gazed into the distance for that last moment before your body fell limp upon the ground. Walking up to your body i felt a bit of remorse and then panic, when i tried to loot you I could not. Worried that i might have just nicked ya I proptly swapped to my 1911 and laid a .45 into your skull... becuase lets face it if you came to at that point I would have had some explaining to do. Thanks for that extra magazine, flashlight and Mammo. I have your pants as well; and i will carry your spirit with them we shall go do glorious things me and your pants. Im not sure if it was a unwanted bowl movement or a nagging wife that took your concentration away but its a lession learned, for both of us. Hope you get a good spawn !! Signed, Epyionic P.S. - How many other people got murdered in this server ? there was a crapton of loot in that building? I walked out of there completly kitted up. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted August 12, 2014 Are u sure he was afk and not desynced? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scofflaw 73 Posted August 12, 2014 Quite a dramatic post for just shooting some AFK guy. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kakysas666 191 Posted August 12, 2014 I am AFK guy. You're asshole OP. why kill me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svisketyggeren 662 Posted August 12, 2014 Im the AFK guy..why kill me OP asshole 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingOfTime 267 Posted August 12, 2014 I AM AFK GUY! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeVanSpliff 156 Posted August 12, 2014 No, I am This clown getting painted ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl 986 Posted August 12, 2014 Had the same situation once but I just robbed the guy of what I wanted and left him alive.No need to kill him and if you stay behind him with a weapon ready you still have the option to shoot should he wake up.But I agree, it was a mistake off him to go afk in the open like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hothtimeblues 128 Posted August 12, 2014 To , AFK player at NE airfield That was very brave of you, walking away from your computer like that. For a moment i thought your outline was that of a Z, but the boonie hat gave it away. I froze for but a moment and questioned if you infact had seen me; stopping and laying prone i quickly realzied that you infact not present at the keyboard. The mental termoil of what my next move to be and the resutling what if's played out in my head. "This is a golden moment" I thought to myself, to troll or even make a friend ( Had i had the patience). But after such a long hike to the field I could not risk having to make it again if you decided to come back and be less then cheerful. I rasied my rifle and saw the blank stair on your face as you gazed into the distance for that last moment before your body fell limp upon the ground. Walking up to your body i felt a bit of remorse and then panic, when i tried to loot you I could not. Worried that i might have just nicked ya I proptly swapped to my 1911 and laid a .45 into your skull... becuase lets face it if you came to at that point I would have had some explaining to do. Thanks for that extra magazine, flashlight and Mammo. I have your pants as well; and i will carry your spirit with them we shall go do glorious things me and your pants. Im not sure if it was a unwanted bowl movement or a nagging wife that took your concentration away but its a lession learned, for both of us. Hope you get a good spawn !! Signed, Epyionic P.S. - How many other people got murdered in this server ? there was a crapton of loot in that building? I walked out of there completly kitted up.Dude, you do realize maybe he was just a duper and his real character had already left the game and you just saw his clone, right?Half the Dayz players dupe. You very likely just saw his clone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niteowl 5 Posted August 12, 2014 I wasn't AFK you dopehead! Just wanted to see if you'd do it or not, I'm taking a pole! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trimpampano 19 Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) This is a golden moment" I thought to myself, to troll or even make a friend ( Had i had the patience).Really... Is your patience that low you couldn't have just knocked him out or walked away. Edited August 12, 2014 by TrimPampano Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy- 41 Posted August 12, 2014 A glorius tale one that brought me much amusement. for that i give you :thumbsup: and :beans: . Now i found the pants to be of particular interest. Please do keep posting updates of what epic journes you and your newly aquired legendary pants fall in to. One should never underestimate the power of awesome pants. specially rubber pants....they command me......to do the weirdest things! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramblin Hans 118 Posted August 12, 2014 I'm taking a pole 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagwood 680 Posted August 13, 2014 A glorius tale one that brought me much amusement. for that i give you :thumbsup: and :beans: . Now i found the pants to be of particular interest. Please do keep posting updates of what epic journes you and your newly aquired legendary pants fall in to. One should never underestimate the power of awesome pants. specially rubber pants....they command me......to do the weirdest things!Sisterhood of the traveling pants much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeatHTaX 1217 Posted August 13, 2014 I....am AFK guy... WE....are ALL afk guy! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
q.S Sachiel 470 Posted August 13, 2014 THE PANTS MANyou didn't say what type they were! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain_finnish 134 Posted August 13, 2014 I am AFK guy. You're asshole OP. why kill me.What do you expect if you are AFK and fully geared in military location? Do you think that people come to say hello and lick your jacket. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foxdie_01 121 Posted August 13, 2014 Just awaiting the new thread. "Killed while going for a poop..." Seriously though i imagine you just killed someone's dupe character. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRKBRTH 30 Posted August 13, 2014 I wasn't AFK you dopehead! Just wanted to see if you'd do it or not, I'm taking a pole! If only you knew what you just said.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Happy- 41 Posted August 13, 2014 (edited) Sisterhood of the traveling pants much?heh i had to google that cause i had no clue what the heck that was, and now that i know..no, it not a reference from there at all. Edited August 13, 2014 by Happy- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niteowl 5 Posted August 13, 2014 If only you knew what you just said..WoW, I totally ran into that one didn't I,lol 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
