IronCross 78 Posted July 15, 2014 This whole thing is gay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted July 15, 2014 This whole thing is gay. Thats twice now in the same thread.. Are you trying to tell us all something IronCross? :lol: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IronCross 78 Posted July 15, 2014 Thats twice now in the same thread.. Are you trying to tell us all something IronCross? :lol:I dont know. AM I? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndstill@gmail.com 172 Posted July 15, 2014 Hey there, CQF is a close ally of Beck's. If you declare war, we'll jump on Becks side. My guys are decent, we're not the best, but we are the biggest. See you in hell Still 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johndstill@gmail.com 172 Posted July 15, 2014 Wait, are you guys cowards or do you use tags? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted July 15, 2014 I've never been so conflicted in my life.On one hand, this thread is so dumb it's making me cringe.On the other hand, it's also freaking hilarious. What do. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish. 4886 Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) I've never been so conflicted in my life.On one hand, this thread is so dumb it's making me cringe.On the other hand, it's also freaking hilarious. What do. :beans: :thumbsup: Simply: Popcorn. Edited July 15, 2014 by lrish 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted July 15, 2014 :beans: :thumbsup: Simply: Popcorn.No, those are beans. What on earth is wrong with you, man?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 15, 2014 BTW: We really need a clan war thread pinned somewhere! Who is with me? Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beck (DayZ) 1768 Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) YeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanoInception. You got rid of your room on Musty so now I have no where to go. Edited July 15, 2014 by Beck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 15, 2014 Inception. You got rid of your room on Musty so now I have no where to go. You only need ask. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beck (DayZ) 1768 Posted July 15, 2014 YeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanoCan we make a pin for "Massage to [insert clan name here]"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 15, 2014 Can we make a pin for "Massage to [insert clan name here]"? Massage? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beck (DayZ) 1768 Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Massage?Yes, I would like one. Thanks for the offer. Edited July 15, 2014 by Beck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 15, 2014 Yes, I would like one. Thanks for the offer. Don't G000gle me. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beck (DayZ) 1768 Posted July 15, 2014 G000gleI miss him so much... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesterarts 85 Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) I would like to send a message to all the cows on DayZ. Consider this a formal declaration of war upon your delicious kind.Contact me to discuss the terms of your surrender, and prefered level of cooking; medium rare.Let me warn you, I have struck an alliance with the boars and sexy lady zombies. Heed this warning or face carvation... Edited July 15, 2014 by Jesterarts 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted July 15, 2014 declaring war? since when is this EVE, did i miss something? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thelonewarrior 886 Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) Becks privateers and whoever is allied with youI'd love to help but I'm afraid I won't be much use as I can't stop laughingSo I'm gonna have to sit this one out Edited July 15, 2014 by Regulator Lone Warrior 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kreso 2-1 0 Posted July 15, 2014 This is too confusing. As my grandma said once: Jedite govna smradovi! BP FTW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted July 15, 2014 I don't do pinned clan warZ and I don't do politicZ, so keep that out of your heads and the Topic. If you don't have ROE / time and place then you are not worthy of combat. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blissandpanic 92 Posted July 15, 2014 (edited) What I thought was gonna happen on this thread... What is ACTUALLY Happening... Edit: I need more popcorn! Edited July 15, 2014 by BlissAndPanic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xalienax 621 Posted July 15, 2014 I don't do pinned clan warZ and I don't do politicZ, so keep that out of your heads and the Topic. If you don't have ROE / time and place then you are not worthy of combat.with all due respect, the OP was a declaration of war against a clan- not a request for a Fair 'n square arena-style face off. Long has been the tradition of clan combat in DayZ much like how it is in EVE. Use every avilable means to make your oponent rather quit/go elsewhere then deal with you day after day. that is the goal. Advance the position of your own at the expense of all outsiders. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crimsonbzd 247 Posted July 15, 2014 I'm announcing my intention to declare war on anyone who is in DayZ. Please contact me with the terms of your surrender. Whatever those terms are, I reject them and offer you a fine pristine set of handcuffs, a burlap sack, some disinfectant spray, and both a worn banana and a badly damaged zucchini (I roughed it up on the last guy, sorry!).Why is the zucchini badly damaged and what EXACTLY is it damaged with?I'm actually afraid of this guy. Not that he'll kill me, but that he'll find new and disgusting ways to use a zucchini on me. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airborneguy 93 Posted July 15, 2014 CQF in tha house... say when! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
