Becks Privateers, surrender now.

[crimsonbzd 247]

I would like to send a message to all the cows on DayZ.

Consider this a formal declaration of war upon your delicious kind.

Contact me to discuss the terms of your surrender, and prefered level of cooking; medium rare.

Let me warn you, I have struck an alliance with the boars and sexy lady zombies. Heed this warning or face carvation...

I demand you leave the Sovereign Nation of Cattle (SNC) ALONE! They are an industrious group doing everything they can for the good of Chernarus even dealing with WORSE spawns than us players!

What right do you have to declare war on this grand and proud being!?

The Clan of Cows shall defeat you!

[Combine (DayZ) 247]

Moo! To victory!

[Irish. 4886]

Can we make a pin for "Massage to [insert clan name here]"?

 

 

Massage?

 

 

Yes, I would like one. Thanks for the offer.

 

 

Don't G000gle me.

 

 

I miss him so much...

 

So I just woke up, not literally but figuratively.. and I swear I laughed so hard at this series of posts that I woke up both my wife and my 9 month old..

 

 

 

LOL love it! This thread is pure popcorn/beanz  :beans:  :thumbsup:  (it also has taken up all of my beans..)

[KingOfTime 267]

I'm announcing my intention to declare war on anyone who is in DayZ. Please contact me with the terms of your surrender. Whatever those terms are, I reject them and offer you a fine pristine set of handcuffs, a burlap sack, some disinfectant spray, and both a worn banana and a badly damaged zucchini (I roughed it up on the last guy, sorry!).

Sounds hot ;)

[Demonica 311]

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaano

Why not? This could be hilarious and all these war clan threads would be in one place, neat and orderly. Pretty please with a cherry on top?

[pilgrim* 3514]

hey.. ok Beck, we're in the woods behind them.. give me the signal and come out shooting..

[Beck (DayZ) 1768]

hey.. ok Beck, we're in the woods behind them.. give me the signal and come out shooting..

You never need my signal to dispatch bandit scum.

Edited July 15, 2014 by Beck

[Beck (DayZ) 1768]

Three dog is coming for you!

[krihelion 175]

what server do they play on, i love slaughtering oversized units

[GonzoPoet (DayZ) 42]

Oversized? I will have you know I am in proportion for my height....

[Tyrianrage 39]

what server do they play on, i love slaughtering oversized units

Meh they kind of get around, PM me if you wanna have a great ol time, they seem to like svet and NWAF, but they get around the map aswell. Normally about 10 people at a time, my small group of three managed to kill 7-8 of them twice, and one time we actually eliminated all of them, it was comedy gold.

[banjaxgav 15]

Not hard to "wookie" snipe a few people in a group from afar. Just make your shots count when you do.

Thing about being in a group like ours is it takes a short jog back to the group to be resupplied and back in action. Casualties have little or no impact on what we do.

I take it you have been granted permision from Dean to speak on his clans behalf? It would be a pretty shitty thing for you to associate yourself with his clan and involve them in something they have not asked for.

Another thing is to say thank you, as this has been a great recruitment tool for us.

www.becks-privateers.com

[Tyrianrage 39]

Not hard to "wookie" snipe a few people in a group from afar. Just make your shots count when you do.

Thing about being in a group like ours is it takes a short jog back to the group to be resupplied and back in action. Casualties have little or no impact on what we do.

I take it you have been granted permision from Dean to speak on his clans behalf? It would be a pretty shitty thing for you to associate yourself with his clan and involve them in something they have not asked for.

Another thing is to say thank you, as this has been a great recruitment tool for us.

www.becks-privateers.com

This isn't a pissing contest Irishmen. We don't snipe, and I'm fairly certain that last time we re-killed some Bambi's that came back to resupply.

And I was hoping it would, it was getting kind of boring killing you guys, now that you have some incentive maybe you'll step your game up.

By the way, who the hell is dean? As of now my group associates with no clan, but hey if you wanna bring more people into this as your enemies be my guest, that works in my favour.

Edited July 16, 2014 by Tyrianrage

[banjaxgav 15]

Zzzzzz

[Beck (DayZ) 1768]

This isn't a pissing contest Irishmen. We don't snipe, and I'm fairly certain that last time we re-killed some Bambi's that came back to resupply.

I'm not sure you understand the point of Beck's Privateers. Our top priority is helping people in the wasteland, we are a hero group. Your K/D ratio doesn't matter to us.

[petetheEat 15]

One of the great things about these clan wars is that they always leave so much wonderful loot when they kill eachother off for cowardly hyenas like me to shamelessly pilfer.  

Edited July 16, 2014 by petetheEat

[Westcompany 2]

I... I am greatly amused. 

 

I just... 

 

 

...I can't stop thinking about the ludicrous images this conversation has brought me. 

 

 

...I can see this guy, with two M4s, riding an invulnerable bunny and eliminating by himself a ten people squad. I'm sorry. 

 

Just... yes. Do it. Start this war. Please. I want to be there. Film it. 

 

Please. 

[Westcompany 2]

...Mind you, I am mocking you. What you are doing is foolish enough as is. I hope for your sanity that you are saying this for its comedic value. Because otherwise it's just silly.  

[thelonewarrior 886]

Meh they kind of get around, PM me if you wanna have a great ol time, they seem to like svet and NWAF, but they get around the map aswell. Normally about 10 people at a time, my small group of three managed to kill 7-8 of them twice, and one time we actually eliminated all of them, it was comedy gold.

You have to admit though

It's REALLY funny how everytime a thread like this comes up........no one EVER catches it on video

But we all know that you will continue to make claims towards your apparent epic skill set without proof

I look forward to your response explaining some excuse or other for no video because let's face it:

Youtube or it didn't happen

And no ones going to believe it did until you do this

Edited July 16, 2014 by Regulator Lone Warrior

[Irish. 4886]

The amount of popcorn I have gone through because of this thread is absurd. Mods please lock this thread.. the popcorn ratio is far too OP.

 

At least nerf the popcorn. 

 

[Tyrianrage 39]

You have to admit though

It's REALLY funny how everytime a thread like this comes up........no one EVER catches it on video

But we all know that you will continue to make claims towards your apparent epic skill set without proof

I look forward to your response explaining some excuse or other for no video because let's face it:

Youtube or it didn't happen

And no ones going to believe it did until you do this

Lol I don't really care if you believe it or not. And I never really claimed to have epic skill either. Go watch a movie if you want entertainment I didn't make this public for that reason. I don't need you to validate what I'm doing.

[Vex_Vehix 436]

Wait, I'm confused.

Do they exist or not? *scratches balls*

[Vex_Vehix 436]

Irish, ManInTheWall, and Blunce. Surrender now.

This is my official call out.

I'm like the mist that itches your taint...I'm everywhere, but nowhere.

Surrender or else!!!

[miki_grom 69]

Wut?

[Irish. 4886]

You have definitely been all over my taint Vex.. all over it.

 

:D lolz..

 

to anyone who does not know this post is just for fun, and a joke.