farmer dude sry ( kos )

[squeeb 6]

on LA-EXP in Novo We were both kinda standing in the middle of the street you said hello from behind me maybe 50 yards away. I thought you had a gun in your hand I reached for mine and shot you. While going to check the remains for anything I come to find out you were a lost farmer with a hoe not a rifle as I once thought before. I am sorry farmer dude. I will use that hoe to get worms you will not die in vain... sweet! Fire axe... well someone else will maybe before server restart..

Edited June 26, 2014 by squeeb

[Death By Crowbar 1213]

So - you shot him and walked off with his hoe?

 

That there is gangster...

[Etherious 907]

It is not hard to see if they have a weapon. A Farming Hoe is way different from a weapon. :P 

[maninthewall 470]

Hoes before bros

[blaeZ 95]

This belongs in craigslist's 'missed connections' section.

[gibonez 3633]

ahhh one of those stealth " To the guy @" threads.

[maninthewall 470]

ahhh one of those stealth " To the guy @" threads.

Idk about you, but I like them

[qww 287]

wow why did i read this topic

[MarchHare 184]

Happenes aaaalllllll the time, here in America.

Cop:

He appeared to have a firearm in his hand. I felt threatened and in fear for my life.

Everyone else:

IT WAS A HOE/WII CONTROLER/BANANA/ANYTHINGBUTAWEAPON!!!!

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Happenes aaaalllllll the time, here in America.

Cop:

He appeared to have a firearm in his hand. I felt threatened and in fear for my life.

Everyone else:

IT WAS A HOE/WII CONTROLER/BANANA/ANYTHINGBUTAWEAPON!!!!

 

I gave you beans for instilling the image of a cop shooting a guy with a Wii controller in his hand into my head.

 

EDIT: Because spelling.

Edited June 26, 2014 by Grimey Rick

[St. Jimmy 1631]

He said hello to you and that's how you answer back?

[MarchHare 184]

I gave you beans for instilling the image of a cop shooting a guy with a Wii controller in his hand into my head.

EDIT: Because spelling.

Sadly, that really happened to a teenager. Lady cop knocked on his door, saw the "gun" and blew him away.