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So I was looking around this police station light house place when I saw some guy with a gun and gasmask,I ran back inside to hide of course.

I am about to type to see if maybe he wants to 1 v 1 me fists only when he sends forward a bandit pal to shoot me.

Well I would never have that so I start hitting this guy with my crowbar he starts running away crying blood as bash at his head.

 

He starts outrunning me and heads outside only to get shot by his buddy,he falls down still alive ,I then bash his skull in with my crowbar before running at his murder

 

He then shoots me after I break his skin once or twice.

 

So this guy killed his buddy good for him, I think this is a really cool thing i would feel bad if I had shit aim and could only shoot the people who love me.

 

Anywho have you ever got your enemy to shoot his friend?

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That flipping hilarious

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I have shot a friend when he gave me a sawn off shottie and i instantly tried to load it ( always load a gun the moment i pick it up even if its just chamber a round) but it was already loaded....

 

He lived but lucky i had morph to give him as i had broken his leg with my errant downward aimed shot....

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I shot a friend of mine yesterday when half of our squad was wiped and he didn't wiggle when I told him to.

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I shot my wife when we were on our way to Berezino from NEAF. She was bitching at me for not scooping the cat litter. I let her go for about five minutes before I lit her up with my M4.

 

Ah, DayZ. Our therapy. <3

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So I was looking around this police station light house place when I saw some guy with a gun and gasmask,I ran back inside to hide of course.

I am about to type to see if maybe he wants to 1 v 1 me fists only when he sends forward a bandit pal to shoot me.

Well I would never have that so I start hitting this guy with my crowbar he starts running away crying blood as bash at his head.

 

He starts outrunning me and heads outside only to get shot by his buddy,he falls down still alive ,I then bash his skull in with my crowbar before running at his murder

 

He then shoots me after I break his skin once or twice.

 

So this guy killed his buddy good for him, I think this is a really cool thing i would feel bad if I had shit aim and could only shoot the people who love me.

 

Anywho have you ever got your enemy to shoot his friend?

I knew someone who ran in between 2 players that were facing him.. they turned at him as he ran in between them, shooting each other dead. 

 

LOL 

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I shot my wife,She was bitching at me for not scooping the cat litter. I let her go for about five minutes before I lit her up with my M4.

 

Ah, DayZ. Our therapy. <3

 

 

If you take out one part of that post it sounds much worse   ^_^

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I executed my buddy when he fell off a barn ladder and broke his leg(s).  We were miles from civilisation and we had nothing to fix it.  I made him kneel and told him to look at the ground.  The I put 5 shots in his head, sobbing.

 

I stayed with the body - which bled the whole time until he got back from the beach and took back all his loot.   

 

Which was nice.

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In the mod days, we shot eachother all the time. Just for the fun of it. When it got boring, we messed with eachother, called names and shit. Then shot our legs broken, sometimes half of our 14 men team killed eachother. Other times were when we were attacking one other team (regular team in the server we played) and some of our guys went crazy, yelling yolo and running around spraying their ammunition at random targets. Then we usually shot them. For the luls.

 

In SA, I have been quite easy and calm on those things though.

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I often find myself aiming at the back of my boy Irish's head while looting the NWAF together.

"I...must....fight...this...urge."

Lol

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I often find myself aiming at the back of my boy Irish's head while looting the NWAF together.

"I...must....fight...this...urge."

Lol

Trust your feelings, Luke.

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1st time ever playing the mod...

My buddy tells me which way to follow coast to meet him....

Find a crossbow on my way with 2 bolts....

We meet, hes all kitted with ghillie, m4a1sd and says theres a pistol in his pack for me....

I scroll...context menu disappears as I click....arrow in his back lol

He franticly talks me through how to bandage him, get a bloodbag out of his pack and heal him up :)

 

 

Another time I shot a guy in electro, went to loot the corpse, then hear my friend shout on TS....

"Hes back up!".....

*whip crack, whip crack*....."you are dead"

"Yeaaaah... I got him!"......"where are ya buddy?"...

 

EPIC FACEPALM :)

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