Fellow bandits: Ever done anything you ever actually felt bad about?

[Weedz 1105]

Hello sir and/or madams. I am a bandit. I am not a KoS newb but an actual make you cry and regret your life bandit. I have 2 stories that I would like to share with you now and would like to know if other people have similar stories of things they've done that they then felt bad about after. My two stories I thought were hilarious at first, then felt bad about later, but now think are kinda funny again.

 

 

1st

I ran up on some guy and scared him and told him to drop all his gear which he did (he didn't have much). I then told him to strip naked "DROP YOUR PANTS!" which he did. He then said "Oh thank you thank you thank you for not killing me everyone else in this game just kills you. Thanks for not killing me." I said "yeah no problem I'm a bandit I don't shoot people without saying anything to them first." I then pointed towards a town and said "That place hasn't been looted yet I'll give you 10 seconds to get out of my sight." He again said "Thank you OMG you're so awesome" and then turned and started running towards the town ... At this point I shot him in the back and killed him.  :blush:

 

 

2nd (this one was on Taviana Epoch)

I was in a trade city right next to the stadium and there was a new spawn there with just a pistol. I told him "GET TO DA CHOPPA! COME WID ME IF U WANNA LEEV!" so he came over and jumped in. I then flew into the middle of the stadium and landed and typed -Jump out and I'll give you a gun-. So he jumps out and goes like 5 feet away at which point I took off and said in side chat "Welcome to the Hunger Games!" This newb then says "well then didn't I win I'm the only one here?" This is when I let him in on the secret ... this was no ordinary Hunger Games. I typed again "No! This is not the normal Hunger Games. This is the game where I see how long it takes you to die from hunger!" He then cried for like 35 mins straight for people to come get him out but I was waiting outside the stadium with a scoped M240 and scared off every chopper that came near telling them "Interference with the Hunger Games is punishable by death!"   :blush:  Most people on the server were laughing hysterically at the guy crying. Eventually I just logged out for some reason I don't remember (probably had to go to work or go pick up my sister to hang out or something). I assume he eventually starved or got rescued.

 

 

 

Anyone else have funny mean stories like this? "I shot some guy without saying anything" / "QQ you killed someone" need not apply.

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[-DMG-Jonesy 226]

Yes.

 

Once, I saw a dude- didn't shoot him in the back and take his stuff.

....I've never forgiven myself.

[Geckofrog7 1168]

2nd (this one was on Taviana Epoch)

I was in a trade city right next to the stadium and there was a new spawn there with just a pistol. I told him "GET TO DA CHOPPA! COME WID ME IF U WANNA LEEV!" so he came over and jumped in. I then flew into the middle of the stadium and landed and typed -Jump out and I'll give you a gun-. So he jumps out and goes like 5 feet away at which point I took off and said in side chat "Welcome to the Hunger Games!" This newb then says "well then didn't I win I'm the only one here?" This is when I let him in on the secret ... this was no ordinary Hunger Games. I typed again "No! This is not the normal Hunger Games. This is the game where I see how long it takes you to die from hunger!" He then cried for like 35 mins straight for people to come get him out but I was waiting outside the stadium with a scoped M240 and scared off every chopper that came near.  :blush:  Eventually I just logged out for some reason I don't remember (probably had to go to work or something). I assume he eventually starved or got rescued.

Oh god, you are best kind of bandit. :beans:

 

"hello..?"

 

"gais?.."

Edited March 29, 2014 by Geckofrog7

[CyberGuru 35]

so your that guy walking around with 80 pairs of pants - you should open a consignment shop

[Weedz 1105]

Yes.

 

Once, I saw a dude- didn't shoot him in the back and take his stuff.

....I've never forgiven myself.

Cool story bro

 

 

Granted, I never tried to enforce that rule, and I clearly stated in the server message that I'd named it as such in the hopes of attracting the wild and elusive Bambi....to KoS.

See this is something that would fit in this thread.

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[Weedz 1105]

so your that guy walking around with 80 pairs of pants - you should open a consignment shop

This comes when I can RP Robin Hood in the next patch. I will sell a fine array of pants, pitchforks, and rotten fruit in trade for bows and arrows for my band of merry men.

 

 

Where da bandits hiding I know you people have done some messed up stuff?

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[Irish. 4886]

I flipped a guy off today who thought it would be good to hold me up.. I got shot in the face for it.

 

:D 

 

I love being a fresh spawn! That's where all the real fun is, not caring and just running around like an idiot fighting Zeds and making people laugh.

[Daemonkid 493]

Met a player when I first started playing the stand alone. We were at the Balota apartments, he was friendly. He didn't seem to have a mic, so we duck into a building for safety and I try to engage him in conversation, I dislike typing as it makes me vulnerable, so he said he was going to get his mic working. A couple of "1 sec" and a few mins pass. I get agitated and paranoid. (I had nice stuff) I pop him in the head with my FNX. I tell him over voice chat that I am sorry but his actions and how long I had to wait for him made me feel like it was some sort of TS trap. It was honestly the only time I ever felt bad. 

I thought to myself after that maybe I had just turned a player off to the game, then I remember that well, it could've been a trap and I would no longer have my stuff If I didn't do what needed to be done.

 

The ONLY time I have ever felt bad about doing something in DayZ.

[Irish. 4886]

Gear & Loot < New Friends ;)

[Weedz 1105]

Gear & Loot < New Friends ;)

Making tons of new friends in the game because you do funny fucked up things and they want to get in on it and then stick around forever and play other games with you too > getting shot in the face 24/7 because you run up to people with your gun drawn yelling "IMA FRIENDLY!!1!"  ;)

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[syndicatefaction 118]

You can be a bandit and not kill people. Bandit = taking from others instead of looting like a normal survivor.. thief ( my opinion). Sure bandits kill, but it should only be a necessary kill.

 

Imagine you being the only person left alive. Well if you kill everybody you encounter, then that is what happens (IRL).

 

Play dayz like that. Be remembered for being a bandit.. Not for being a complete asshole.

 

 Note: not directed at OP, but to everybody who really wants to make Dayz a game, that survives the ages. :)

[M0RG0TH 40]

I don't feel bad about killing assholes.

[BadContrakt 43]

My friend who is unusually wild on this game will just walk up to a fresh spawn I'm talking to and shoot him in the head. I'm like dude WTF!?

My friend needs Jesus, clearly.

Edited July 1, 2023 by BadContrakt

[Weedz 1105]

You can be a bandit and not kill people. Bandit = taking from others instead of looting like a normal survivor.. thief ( my opinion). Sure bandits kill, but it should only be a necessary kill.

 

Imagine you being the only person left alive. Well if you kill everybody you encounter, then that is what happens (IRL).

 

Play dayz like that. Be remembered for being a bandit.. Not for being a complete asshole.

 

 Note: not directed at OP, but to everybody who really wants to make Dayz a game, that survives the ages. :)

Except you said it yourself ... that would be a survivor who steals to survive and only kills if he has to ... this is being a neutral player not a bandit.

 

Letting people live wouldn't really fit with me roleplaying that I've accepted that zombies are now the dominant species and humans have no right to go around killing them just to stay alive for a few more days before their inevitable deaths. Sometimes I even break people's legs and feed them to the zombies.

 

Who do you really think people are going to remember more someone like me or someone that does something they will forget 10 minutes later like stealing their stuff and running off when someone else just KoSes them from around a corner 10 minutes after they've been robbed? I bet the guy from my 2nd story still remembers that quite clearly (probably even still cries about it) and it was like over 7 months ago.

 

Without people like me this game would have never got popular in the first place. It will survive the ages because there is nothing else like it and is basically the exact kind of game people have been dying for forever.

 

 

 

 

I'm not a bandit but I still feel bad about the time I shot a guy in the face because I thought his compass was a handgun being aimed at me

LoL'ed. You would make a good cop in America  :lol:

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[Forrelist 236]

Saw a dude coming up the stairs in the TEC building in Elektro. I raised my rifle and he just stopped dead in his tracks. Didn't even try to run away or beg for his life. There was a good 3 seconds where we both knew what the outcome was going to be. I shot him dead with one accurate blast to the chest from my Mosin and checked his loot.

 

He had a childs backpack, batteries, paper, weapon cleaning kit, a gas stove and a screwdriver, as well as the orange raincoat he was wearing. The guy was obviously new to the game and didn't know that half the stuff he was collecting is useless. I felt really bad for killing him after that :(

[kichilron 8550]

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I don't feel bad about killing assholes.

 

Watch it, be nice.

Edited March 29, 2014 by kichilron

[pacific_coast 632]

dude, my post was direct response to op:

 

"nope"

 

i don't have to write a full freaking story here

 

unhide the post and i'll extend it to "nope, never felt bad"

 

or is that still not enough?

 

its ok i know your a new mod and want to flex for practice

Edited March 29, 2014 by pacific_coast

[Weedz 1105]

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Watch it, be nice.

I was just ignoring those peeps but THX!

 

 

I thought I made it quite clear when I said

 

"I shot some guy without saying anything" / "QQ you killed someone" need not apply.

 

 

 

I've got a chuckle out of most of you guys stories so far keep them coming! My favorite so far is the 3 second stare down followed by inevitable death. I love when that happens to me and I'm just like "ughh, well I guess I kinda gotta kill you now buddy ..."

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[kichilron 8550]

Anyone else have funny mean stories like this? "I shot some guy" / "QQ you killed someone" need not apply.

 

 

dude, my post was direct response to op:

 

"nope"

 

i don't have to write a full freaking story here

 

unhide the post and i'll extend it to "nope, never felt bad"

 

or is that still not enough?

 

its ok i know your a new mod and want to flex for practice

 

 

If "Nope" is the only thing you can respond to whether you have any stories it surely isn't worth being noticed.

 

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[Weedz 1105]

A curse word flagged the thread? That's weird because this is one of the few forums that realizes it would be stupid to block swearing for a Mature rated games about killing people and swearing at them (most said line in game at the moment: Drop your fucking pants!) and the mods swear all the time.

 

 

ass shit fuck poop

 

 

This forum has BY FAR the greatest mods I've ever seen and I've been around PC gaming since before the internet was invented. Their only "rules" are all "use common sense and don't be a dick to people" explained 11 different ways.

Edited March 29, 2014 by Weedz

[pacific_coast 632]

lol.

wait, too short.

lol and lol and lol and lol and lol...

 

but seriously no, i haven't felt bad as a "bandit"

 

there is no such thing as a bandit in-game

 

just kids role playing based on slang they picked up in youtube videos