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Gay 3 year olds complaining

How can you tell they're gay at 3. I'm about to have my first son and I want to be sure to beat the gay out of him. But only if necessarily. /sarcasm

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what     the      FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

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How can you tell they're gay at 3. I'm about to have my first son and I want to be sure to beat the gay out of him. But only if necessarily. /sarcasm

There are ways people can become gay, mostly by personal choice but it can happen for mutated genes and chemical imbalances in the brain

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There are ways people can become gay, mostly by personal choice but it can happen for mutated genes and chemical imbalances in the brain

Everyone is born bi-sexual. Society brainwashes it out of people these days.

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also i really like the idea of this summing the game up perfectly from the steam store page itself

 

 

"WARNING, ALPHA, DO NOT BUY"

 

idiot reaction;-

 

ignore warning, buy unfinished game, moan that wasted money on said game, play game, get shot by bandits, cry about that, moan about zombies being in game, die by zombies, cry about everything, smash computer, hopefully never come to forum again or play game again EVURRRRRR :D

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"Please Wait..."

 

"You are Dead."

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this one sums up my experiences most with the game

 

"i really should go (sleep, work, home, out or any other normal life activity this game sucks you away from doing) to that i end i literally have taken dayz off work to play this in my pants in bed all day when i first got stuck into the mod lol :)

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Desperate and hungry...

Any loot will do

You're starving, dying and looking for food

Zombie aggros.. you're fresh out of lead

 

and up comes the message...

 

"You are Dead"

Edited by lrish
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Distractingly Unplayable, Enticing, Chronically Irresistible

Edited by ReZiiN

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