Gruffallo 16 Posted March 25, 2014 Friendly! no punch! fool! *punch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SGT. Kalme 106 Posted March 25, 2014 Must kill everyone just incase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carraig 23 Posted March 25, 2014 Post Apocalyptic Bean Eating Simulator Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrainlessZombie 190 Posted March 25, 2014 TakeyourpantsoffNOW! And the broken english version: Teikyurpantzofnaw! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypergolem 39 Posted March 25, 2014 run, run, run, run, dead... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
makomachine 263 Posted March 25, 2014 Sandbox fun without the itch! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kefuddle 2 Posted March 25, 2014 Obsessive Collecting Disorder 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerguy12 218 Posted March 25, 2014 Playground for manipulation and deception.join now. Starting this beta. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vvidovvmaker 16 Posted March 25, 2014 5 words????? I'll write 5 words that describe trolls who play days or are on this forum. Game sucks but play everyday Game is broken, still play Don't play game, troll forums Alpha? shouldn't have bugs EVAR Logged 200 hours, lost $30! Game broken, what is Alpha? I digress. The game for me is: The most addicting Alpha ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerguy12 218 Posted March 26, 2014 Keep up the five words guys! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antonioajc 500 Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) Lol, peasants beg console port. Underwear and punching faces simulator. Beautiful landscape and skies simulator. Is friendly, gets killed, cry. Edited March 26, 2014 by AntonioAJC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted March 26, 2014 Paid customers deserve customer service. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
okiimatsu 56 Posted March 26, 2014 The Twin Cities Death Match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
over9000nukez 199 Posted March 26, 2014 Friendly, want food? *Boxing Begins* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canned Muffins 82 Posted March 26, 2014 Run,eat,drink,bandage,die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death By Crowbar 1213 Posted March 26, 2014 I drank disinfectant and died. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DMentMan 707 Posted March 26, 2014 go up the ladder… fuck. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alsmir 255 Posted March 26, 2014 Lies and false advertising Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazywolf5150 17 Posted March 26, 2014 Run, loot, break legs, die Fall two feet, break legs Stand in firehouse, break legs Climb a ladder, break legs Break legs, crawl, shoot zombies Where's a fucking morphine injector! See, five words isn't hard You've noticed a theme here Glitch, broken legs, broken legs 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerguy12 218 Posted March 26, 2014 Run, loot, break legs, die Fall two feet, break legs Stand in firehouse, break legs Climb a ladder, break legs Break legs, crawl, shoot zombies Where's a fucking morphine injector! See, five words isn't hard You've noticed a theme here Glitch, broken legs, broken legsJust walked over a rock a few hours ago, went flying into the air and landed in the water. Came back to corpse and couldnt pick up any of my loot. Fully Geared...new 9mm pistol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mullraugh 1151 Posted March 26, 2014 Amazingly Super Fun And Awesome Best Game Ever Made Ever Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haku33 1 Posted March 26, 2014 Draws gun - Now outside... Draws gun - fall, broken legs Hey man, friendly! *Bam* Hey man! Gimmie yo pants! Hey! Gimmie yo beans! Yo. Got any saline? *Bam* Point to a backpack. *Bam* Scoped 400m. *Bam* Headshot. Whats that sound? *bam* -Healthy- Finally! *BAM! BAM! BAM!* Well hello Sandy Hook! Morning class, heres an SKS. *Climbs tower. All zombies attracted.* I'm friendly! *Stalks you.* Ooo! Someone else! He- *bam*! Old ammo is old. ^Last one because almost all of the ammo boxes are from ammo's that have been discontinued more than 8 years ago. I'm going to guess DayZ is taking place in the late 80's to 90's because of the ammo box designs. .45's ammo box design is current, 7.62x51 is also current (Only because russia doesn't change their ammo box designs on military ammunition.) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mgc 92 Posted March 26, 2014 (edited) Fight the unwashed masses.Bring law to the lawless.The rebirth of civilization? DayZ: Defunct Atavisms Yield Zealots. Edited March 26, 2014 by mgc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samuri_Bake_Pie 96 Posted March 26, 2014 Is that a player? SHOOT Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazywolf5150 17 Posted March 26, 2014 Just walked over a rock a few hours ago, went flying into the air and landed in the water. Came back to corpse and couldnt pick up any of my loot. Fully Geared...new 9mm pistol.That sucks, right now I got both the CR-75 and M1911 with 3 magazines for each and it would suck if something like that happened. The good news is if a glitch breaks my legs I also happen to have 3 morphine auto-injectors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
