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Dayz in five words or less

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hey im friendly now die

 

bambi give me your pants

 

broken mod port going nowhere

 

alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha

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Are we talking current state of SA or in general?

 

SA - Fuck this I'm out

 

DayZ in general -  Walking in woods simulator 2012

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hey im friendly now die

 

bambi give me your pants

 

broken mod port going nowhere

 

alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha

666 posts. go away satan

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666 posts. go away satan

 

you know you need me

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Human killing torturing looting simulator

 

Zombie bashing running glitching simulator

 

Legs breaking for no reason

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zombies that sprint and leap

 

and

 

forcefeeding introduced first = sales gimmick

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Let's respawn zombies around player!

 

Test change? Nah, ship it!

 

The UN brought Tactical Bacon!

 

Ignore core issues, lose players

 

A new team for that

 

Glad we made money first!

 

Harsh but they deserve it.

 

See human, hide in bush

 

Zombie! ignore and move on

 

Who remembers Anti-Rocket Alliance?

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unplayable on not high end PC if u want play under medium graphic just forgot u want be able to see the people unles thea are 5m away from U

Desync desync

Lag

Too much Kids playing


 

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Medic I broke my legs

Medic I need blood

This looks safe *bang*

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people are worse than zombies

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"What the fuck just happened?"

This is the best so far

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MASSIVE

MULTIPLAYER

ONLINE

SURVIVAL

SANDBOX      ...is dat 5? 

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For me DayZ is summed up by the random thoughts and reflections you have as you jog around the map or hide out from other survivors, such as...

 

Yip. Cowboy Hats Is Cool

 

Right.... Die Pesky Wabbit Die

 

Can I Spraypaint My Kiwi?

 

That's Me Safe And... *Bang*

 

But I Logged Out Safely!

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The same fucking game.

 

HACKERS

 

(Some people are really having trouble with the five words part)

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Elektrosaloon, Desync, you are dead. 

 

Drop your pants.

 

This is ALPHER

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