Dayz in five words or less

[Pokerguy12 218]

Dayz in five words or less.

 

GO

[pacific_coast 632]

hey im friendly now die

 

bambi give me your pants

 

broken mod port going nowhere

 

alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha

Edited March 24, 2014 by pacific_coast

[Weedz 1105]

Are we talking current state of SA or in general?

 

SA - Fuck this I'm out

 

DayZ in general -  Walking in woods simulator 2012

[Geckofrog7 1169]

I can sum up Operation Flashpoint, ARMA, and DayZ in three words:

 

YOU ARE DEAD.

 

 

Edit: play this for full effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldhn8fxA2Bs

Edited March 24, 2014 by Geckofrog7

[Pokerguy12 218]

hey im friendly now die

 

bambi give me your pants

 

broken mod port going nowhere

 

alpha alpha alpha alpha alpha

666 posts. go away satan

[pacific_coast 632]

666 posts. go away satan

 

you know you need me

[crazywolf5150 17]

Human killing torturing looting simulator

 

Zombie bashing running glitching simulator

 

Legs breaking for no reason

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

Did he see me? Bang.

[pacific_coast 632]

zombies that sprint and leap

 

and

 

forcefeeding introduced first = sales gimmick

[Esolu 320]

"What the fuck just happened?"

[Publik 404]

Let's respawn zombies around player!

 

Test change? Nah, ship it!

 

The UN brought Tactical Bacon!

 

Ignore core issues, lose players

 

A new team for that

 

Glad we made money first!

 

Harsh but they deserve it.

 

See human, hide in bush

 

Zombie! ignore and move on

 

Who remembers Anti-Rocket Alliance?

Edited March 24, 2014 by Publik

[D3r1L 7]

unplayable on not high end PC if u want play under medium graphic just forgot u want be able to see the people unles thea are 5m away from U

Desync desync

Lag

Too much Kids playing


 

[furyk 32]

Where is everybody ?

[guppy22143 1081]

Medic I broke my legs

Medic I need blood

This looks safe *bang*

[Carraig 23]

people are worse than zombies

[Rauchsauger 94]

KILL everything - whine when killed

[Weedz 1105]

"What the fuck just happened?"

This is the best so far

[Irish. 4886]

MASSIVE

MULTIPLAYER

ONLINE

SURVIVAL

SANDBOX      ...is dat 5? 

Edited March 24, 2014 by lrish

[strangelyquiet 67]

For me DayZ is summed up by the random thoughts and reflections you have as you jog around the map or hide out from other survivors, such as...

 

Yip. Cowboy Hats Is Cool

 

Right.... Die Pesky Wabbit Die

 

Can I Spraypaint My Kiwi?

 

That's Me Safe And... *Bang*

 

But I Logged Out Safely!

[Filipsss 19]

Best hiking simulator in market

[Electi 149]

KOS
ZOMBIE
ALPHA
LOOT
DEAD(Death)

[gibonez 3633]

This is house of jank

[Bearserk 57]

You are dead

[acoastalhero 46]

The same fucking game.

 

HACKERS

 

(Some people are really having trouble with the five words part)

Edited March 24, 2014 by acoastalhero

[Mafis 2]

Elektrosaloon, Desync, you are dead. 

 

Drop your pants.

 

This is ALPHER