Bearserk 57 Posted March 18, 2014 Im so sick of logging in to dayz after a long day of work just to walk around 5 minutes and see someone eat canned tuna. This game has can openers for a reason. It's essentially just abusing the game mechanics because I have to open up my beans with a sharp thing everytime I want to eat. These people just stand around eating tuna like it's no big deal. I mean, MAYBE if you bought your own server and it was a private hive you could do it. But on a public hive it's just not acceptable and plainly cheating the system of can openers. This game was made with the idea of surviving the apocalypse, not eating canned fish!! We should implement some sort of health system where everytime you eat tuna you get stomach sickness and you can't walk for 5 minutes. 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jibler 16 Posted March 18, 2014 dumbest thing i haver herd for a long time 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bearserk 57 Posted March 18, 2014 dumbest thing i haver herd for a long time I bet you eat tuna 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rauchsauger 94 Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) Im so sick of logging in to dayz after a long day of work just to walk around 5 minutes and see someone eat canned tuna. This game has can openers for a reason. It's essentially just abusing the game mechanics because I have to open up my beans with a sharp thing everytime I want to eat. These people just stand around eating tuna like it's no big deal. I mean, MAYBE if you bought your own server and it was a private hive you could do it. But on a public hive it's just not acceptable and plainly cheating the system of can openers. This game was made with the idea of surviving the apocalypse, not eating canned fish!! We should implement some sort of health system where everytime you eat tuna you get stomach sickness and you can't walk for 5 minutes. Thank you! You made my day - trouble is most of the "culprits" here in the forum won't get it Edited March 18, 2014 by Rauchsauger 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaughingJack (DayZ) 767 Posted March 18, 2014 People have to deal with so much BS in this forum, they can't even identify a nice trollpost anymore. That's sad. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFarm 158 Posted March 18, 2014 Best thread ever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rauchsauger 94 Posted March 18, 2014 People have to deal with so much BS in this forum, they can't even identify a nice trollpost anymore. That's sad. It aint a trollpost. Thats very clever irony (I'm assuming intentional). Also I don't think them not recognizing it as such does not come from dealing with the BS on this forums but reflects either mental capacity or maybe misunderstanding based on language barrier 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uutgrunnen 96 Posted March 18, 2014 I can't agree more. This is the main problem in Dayz at the moment, FIX IT I have a dream that one day our avatars can walk through Chernarus withouth having to face canned tuna! I HAVE A DREAM! NO MORE TUNA! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hannibaldaplaya 1095 Posted March 18, 2014 Tuna is yucky. DOWN with TUNA. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheFarm 158 Posted March 18, 2014 How is this thread not sticky yet!!?! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted March 18, 2014 i am true fan of funny troll posts :D is great when some guy using skill and imagination for making guys enjoy fun time :) the best way for making joke topic is putting some humour inside ;) maybe surprise punch line and twist for trick the mind and create reaction of laughter happen :P this one miss target like panic noob going prone with mosin :huh: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
savini 587 Posted March 18, 2014 but...I like tuna... :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jex 1104 Posted March 18, 2014 Is that line caught tuna? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Princess Dookie 35 Posted March 18, 2014 What in the hell kind of post is this?.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maxisthe8 10 Posted March 18, 2014 This Forum has some weeeird stuff in it from time to time :o 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sinphaltimus 262 Posted March 18, 2014 (edited) On the contrary I hope they introduce mayonnaise, celery and white bread so I can make a tuna sangwitch proper. Fuck your can openers. Go play CoD if you want can openers. Edited March 18, 2014 by Sinphaltimus 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mukaparska 55 Posted March 18, 2014 i am true fan of funny troll posts :D is great when some guy using skill and imagination for making guys enjoy fun time :) the best way for making joke topic is putting some humour inside ;) maybe surprise punch line and twist for trick the mind and create reaction of laughter happen :P this one miss target like panic noob going prone with mosin :huh: What's with the word "troll" these days? Sarcasm is trolling? Irony is trolling? Joking is trolling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted March 18, 2014 What's with the word "troll" these days? Sarcasm is trolling? Irony is trolling? Joking is trolling? troll is internet slang word for trawl like fishing boat trawler ;) troll is trawling for reaction :thumbsup: :rolleyes: is not always mean bad way some troll is asshole some troll is comedy genius this topic 100% is design badly for get reaction so OP is troll for sure 100% but low quality one :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Demoth 366 Posted March 18, 2014 I've always wanted can openers to be able to open skulls so I could feast upon the delicious treasures within. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
makomachine 263 Posted March 18, 2014 Tuna eaters are the worst. Usually they have backpacks and firearms too - so tired of the storage and weapon cheats in this game. I ran into a fresh spawn on the coast, an obvious hacker, who was sporting a flashlight AND battery at spawn! Unbelievable how the cheating in this game has gotten so out of hand!!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mukaparska 55 Posted March 18, 2014 troll is internet slang word for trawl like fishing boat trawler ;) troll is trawling for reaction :thumbsup: :rolleyes: is not always mean bad way some troll is asshole some troll is comedy genius this topic 100% is design badly for get reaction so OP is troll for sure 100% but low quality one :P That word should be banned for good. And internet slang too. And internet as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ramblin Hans 118 Posted March 18, 2014 My backpack: full of tuna. Can openers are for neanderthals. In fact, I've been thinking of some good slogans to help market tuna in Chernarus. тунец - Civilized Food for Civilized People Refined tastes prefer тунец! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
