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He's the coolest most humble dude out there. Truly a survivor and force to be reckoned with in his own right. One day I hope I can be as good as him, he should be  every-ones role model. He seems underrated to most but I kid you not he's my hero ALL HAIL TARGET PRACTICE THE BEST PERSON TO LIVE! *Bows*

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He's the coolest most humble dude out there. Truly a survivor and force to be reckoned with in his own right. One day I hope I can be as good as him, he should be  every-ones role model. He seems underrated to most but I kid you not he's my hero ALL HAIL TARGET PRACTICE THE BEST PERSON TO LIVE! *Bows*

 

 

Has he offered you his body again if you say something nice about him? As appealing that might be, he never sticks to what he's saying. I am still waiting. :(

 

Joking, TP - where art thu?

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Clicked expecting a firearm shooting/worshipping thread.

 

0/10 would not click again :(

 

 

 

:P

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Clicked expecting a firearm shooting/worshipping thread.

 

0/10 would not click again :(

 

 

 

:P

 

SSSSHHHHH SILENCE MORTAL RESPECT LORD PRACTICE HE SHALL IMPALE YOU WITH IS SHARP MASSIVE GLISTENING SWORD! :P

Has he offered you his body again if you say something nice about him? As appealing that might be, he never sticks to what he's saying. I am still waiting. :(

 

Joking, TP - where art thu?

I am at home you?

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DaFaq?!

 

Clearly this man has Stockholm Syndrome.

I have CHEESE AND NARWHALES! I met Sheogorath not to long ago.

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I am at home you?

 

 

DON'T LIE! You're not my beloved English prince.

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DON'T LIE! You're not my beloved English prince.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE DAEDRIC PRINCE SHEOGORATH! I will choke you with spray-able cheese rip out your intestines and use the goopy liver worms to play jump rope. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

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HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE DAEDRIC PRINCE SHEOGORATH! I will choke you with spray-able cheese rip out your intestines and use the goopy liver worms to play jump rope. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!

 

After reading that I'm more horny than happy. :bandit:

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After reading that I'm more horny than happy. :bandit:

*Pulls out axe* Prepare for the truth of what I said FOOL! DANCE FOR ME!

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*Pulls out axe*

 

 

TP would have known it's a wrench.

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TP would have known it's a wrench.

*Changes to a dildo* DON'T BE A SMARTASS WITH ME MISTER SANE BANE! *SHeogorath approaches menacingly*

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*Changes to a dildo* DON'T BE A SMARTASS WITH ME MISTER SANE BANE! *SHeogorath approaches menacingly*

 

I go to a dildo-y grave knowing that kichi and Bane were the same person. My life was a lie.

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Ill never forget the first time i met target practice. I was enroute to say hello to steak and potatoes. I meet up with steak, said hi and shot his friend in the face. That friend was target practice. Ah memories.

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Ill never forget the first time i met target practice. I was enroute to say hello to steak and potatoes. I meet up with steak, said hi and shot his friend in the face. That friend was target practice. Ah memories.

Then I turned you into a block of......CHEESE!

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I call alt. account.

Nobody fucks with Jim Lahey

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As of the most recent posts, a somewhat pointless topic has become a pointless topic.

 

Locked.

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