Worst game of soccer. Ever.

[Hetstaine 10852]

[DemonGroover 8836]

Physics + Decapitations = Chernarus Soccer

[Snowball (DayZ) 115]

"WORST GAME EV-" *gets shot*

[boneboys 7988]

Bored are we Hets ?

The home team were all infected and ate the referee, the grounds men have taken up arms and are holding camp near the Black Mountain castle ruins.

[Hetstaine 10852]

...which is where i am headed to get a refund.

[DropBearChick 1217]

As soon as physics is in ill play not a cola soccer with anyone that wants to

[Richard III in Leicester 200]

*cough* football *cough*

[DropBearChick 1217]

Cough cricket cough

[terminal_boy 860]

Could have been worse...

An England World Cup qualifying match for example.

[Richard III in Leicester 200]

Could have been worse...

An England World Cup qualifying match for example.

 

 

That pitch looks in too good a condition to be one we'd use ;)

 

There'd have to be pies somewhere in the screenshot as well ! Wow what a thought, they need to add fray bentos pies to the loot table! Would have said Pukka, but I doubt they'd keep long enough to be feasible. 

[terminal_boy 860]

Silly boy, Pukka Pies have a half-life of a thousand years.

I've seen one down my chippy with the wrapped printed in Latin.

[Richard III in Leicester 200]

Aah yes raricus pyicus the most celebrated of all pies ;) 

You're right of course, what was I on about. The apocalypse needs PIES !

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

Zombie soccer would be an interesting game to watch.  Decapitated head as a ball, and walls they could not walk through to keep them in.

 

Hell, players could play volley ball with some meat and chuck it at eachother, Zombie in the middle style.

 

I would pay to see that shit.

[NinjaTurkey 255]

iv always wondered this, why do americans called football, soccer?

[skintsaint 2]

I was there earlier, goals aren't regulation size...man.

[skintsaint 2]

iv always wondered this, why do americans called football, soccer?

 

Lots of countries call it Soccer. Even the UK do. Just another name for football really.

 

I guess non UK countries who do call it soccer have other 'footballs' as a national sport, as Gridiron in the states and AFL in Australia for two examples of the top of my head.

[ChiefMasterKush 321]

Yes, that.  American football is a bunch of jacked up dudes ramming each other at full speed.

 

European football is a bunch of super fast dudes who barely touch each other but fall harder than they do in American football.

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

sounds like a gay porn script.

[Hetstaine 10852]

bow chickah woaaw wooaw