DemonGroover 8836 Posted March 4, 2014 Physics + Decapitations = Chernarus Soccer 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowball (DayZ) 115 Posted March 4, 2014 "WORST GAME EV-" *gets shot* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted March 4, 2014 Bored are we Hets ?The home team were all infected and ate the referee, the grounds men have taken up arms and are holding camp near the Black Mountain castle ruins. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 4, 2014 ...which is where i am headed to get a refund. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DropBearChick 1217 Posted March 4, 2014 As soon as physics is in ill play not a cola soccer with anyone that wants to 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard III in Leicester 200 Posted March 4, 2014 *cough* football *cough* 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DropBearChick 1217 Posted March 4, 2014 Cough cricket cough 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terminal_boy 860 Posted March 4, 2014 Could have been worse...An England World Cup qualifying match for example. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard III in Leicester 200 Posted March 4, 2014 Could have been worse...An England World Cup qualifying match for example. That pitch looks in too good a condition to be one we'd use ;) There'd have to be pies somewhere in the screenshot as well ! Wow what a thought, they need to add fray bentos pies to the loot table! Would have said Pukka, but I doubt they'd keep long enough to be feasible. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terminal_boy 860 Posted March 4, 2014 Silly boy, Pukka Pies have a half-life of a thousand years. I've seen one down my chippy with the wrapped printed in Latin. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard III in Leicester 200 Posted March 4, 2014 Aah yes raricus pyicus the most celebrated of all pies ;) You're right of course, what was I on about. The apocalypse needs PIES ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted March 4, 2014 Zombie soccer would be an interesting game to watch. Decapitated head as a ball, and walls they could not walk through to keep them in. Hell, players could play volley ball with some meat and chuck it at eachother, Zombie in the middle style. I would pay to see that shit. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaTurkey 255 Posted March 4, 2014 iv always wondered this, why do americans called football, soccer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skintsaint 2 Posted March 4, 2014 I was there earlier, goals aren't regulation size...man. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skintsaint 2 Posted March 4, 2014 iv always wondered this, why do americans called football, soccer? Lots of countries call it Soccer. Even the UK do. Just another name for football really. I guess non UK countries who do call it soccer have other 'footballs' as a national sport, as Gridiron in the states and AFL in Australia for two examples of the top of my head. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChiefMasterKush 321 Posted March 4, 2014 Yes, that. American football is a bunch of jacked up dudes ramming each other at full speed. European football is a bunch of super fast dudes who barely touch each other but fall harder than they do in American football. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michaelvoodoo25 3120 Posted March 5, 2014 sounds like a gay porn script. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hetstaine 10852 Posted March 5, 2014 bow chickah woaaw wooaw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
