Tired of being pushed around? I can help!

[res 373]

Hello fellow survivors!

 

As you may know... more recently the gear/loot have been somewhat more strenuous to acquire, especially safely and risk-free. Also for most people who work during the day, the servers are just crawling with bandits when you get home. This is where I come in. 

 

My guarantee is full gear:

 

- A primary weapon of choice.

- Ammunition - (amount is negotiable)

- A secondary weapon of choice - (sawed-off is negotiable)

- Backpack - (choice is yours)

- Full set of military clothes - (or any of your choosing)

- Medical supplies

- Tons of Food/Water etc,

- Whatever your heart may desire.

 

Survivors! You will be decked out and ready to deal out justice in the Day Z world in no time!

Just drop me a line at kalibyr@gmail.com and we can talk shop. Questions are encouraged.

 

I'll give you 5 cents in € if you get full kitted pristine M4, hunting backpack, 8 full mags in pristine condition, everything pristine in under 30 minutes, you have to record the entire gameplay in 1080p, 120FPS minimum and EACH GRAPHIC OPTION ON HIGHEST SETTING POSSIBLE. 

[Kalibyr 4]

Don't hate. Gearing up is 50% of this game. It isn't 15% of the game like World of Warcraft where you maintain your purchase post-death. You die a lot in this game, no matter who you are. If you fail to understand that logic, then you're lost.

 

The game is meant to be played however way you want to play it. Isn't that a simulation? I'm not supporting hacking or glitching, or anything that uses the vulnerability of the game's codes against it. All I did was say, Hey! Want Gears? Let me know.

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

So, you can unequivocally say that under no circumstances would you ask anyone who wanted your help for anything material (be it money, games or other non DayZ-related stuff) in return for your 'services'?

 

Sorry, looks like this post was a victim of 'new page syndrome', so I guess OP missed it.

 

A concrete answer to this question (IE: 'yes, I may ask for some kind of material reward' or 'no, I will never ever ask for any kind of material reward') would pretty much clear the whole thing up.

[Hethwill_Khan 233]

Honestly, I don't know which is more sad. The way you are fervently want the world of DayZ to be a place for your own twisted domination complex or the fact that you care so much in the first place.

 

Most want you to come meet at a determinate place at a determinate time along with your security detail so we can assess the ... strength of the investment.

 

No throwing investment without checking how solid the "company" is.

 

P.S. - on Experimental please, for obvious and already stated reasons.

Edited February 20, 2014 by Hethwill_Khan

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Honestly, I don't know which is more sad. The way you are fervently want the world of DayZ to be a place for your own twisted domination complex or the fact that you care so much in the first place.

 

I care because this crap needs to be quashed at the onset. This type of crap ruins games. You were looking for money dude, don't deny it. If you're looking for "in-game friends", why would you post your email? Totes creepy, brah. What could someone possibly offer an "experienced, geared player" who has just started the game? Um... hmm... yeah, money.

 

Discuss.

[Kalibyr 4]

I care because this crap needs to be quashed at the onset. This type of crap ruins games. You were looking for money dude, don't deny it. If you're looking for "in-game friends", why would you post your email? Totes creepy, brah. What could someone possibly offer an "experienced, geared player" who has just started the game? Um... hmm... yeah, money.

 

Discuss.

 

Tell me how it ruins games. So if hypothetically I didn't ask for anything in return. Would you still hatemonger my post? Tell me how me asking for something in return is detrimental, yet me giving away free gear is not. Rebuke. 

[Kalibyr 4]

Ahhh, isn't that the real meat of the question. Would any of you give two turds if I was giving away free gear? Maybe I want to start a strict and personal clan. Emails are a must. Phone numbers too, I did this with tons of other games. 

 

My answer is: I am not actively searching for customers. This is not a business. I am not trying to get accounts. This is just a trade. What I get in return? Send me an email, how about that. Send me an email and you'll get your answer right?

[kichilron 8550]

Because it's not breaking any rules. What this post is actually doing is bringing out the ugly side of the DayZ community. Most of the people who are against this have some sort of superiority complex and can't get over the fact that other people just don't enjoy spending countless hours running around to find nothing and just get killed and tortured by people like you who have the time during the day (obviously) to get geared.

 

 

No. It's simply against the rules what you're doing on here. Nothing we can do if you open a Website and charge people for giving them what they think they need to play the game. As you said: each to their own.

 

But at the same time this is a forum where people are allowed to have their oppinions and my oppinion is that this doesn't have a place in this game, which is why some people are against it and talk against it, if they want to.

Edited February 20, 2014 by kichilron

[Grimey Rick 3417]

Hello fellow survivors!

 

As you may know... more recently the gear/loot have been somewhat more strenuous to acquire, especially safely and risk-free. Also for most people who work during the day, the servers are just crawling with bandits when you get home. This is where I come in. 

 

My guarantee is full gear:

 

- A primary weapon of choice.

- Ammunition - (amount is negotiable)

- A secondary weapon of choice - (sawed-off is negotiable)

- Backpack - (choice is yours)

- Full set of military clothes - (or any of your choosing)

- Medical supplies

- Tons of Food/Water etc,

- Whatever your heart may desire.

 

Survivors! You will be decked out and ready to deal out justice in the Day Z world in no time!

Just drop me a line at kalibyr@gmail.com and we can talk shop. Questions are encouraged.

 

"Um, hi, I saw your add on the forums about gearing up my character. I keep dying to Grimey Rick. His headshots are like lightning bolts sent from the heavens. I'll give you $50, okay?"

 

"NO SILLY. I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND OR START A CLAN WITH YOU. LOL!"

 

"Wait, what...? What are you talking about? I don't know you. I want you to gear up my character, not pull some Full House shit on me. $100?!"

 

"LOL NO. YOU DON'T GET IT, I JUST WANT FRIENDS. LET'S HOLD HANDS AND HEAD INTO CHERNARUS+, COMRADE!"

 

"You're creepy, dude. Consider the negotiations terminated."

 

"TOO LATE I GOT YOUR ADDRESS FROM YOUR IP. LOOK BEHIND YOU." 

 

 

Tell me how it ruins games. So if hypothetically I didn't ask for anything in return. Would you still hatemonger my post? Tell me how me asking for something in return is detrimental, yet me giving away free gear is not. Rebuke. 

 

Grimey Rick's Rebuke crits you for over 9,000. You die.

[Highlander007 249]

Tell me how it ruins games. So if hypothetically I didn't ask for anything in return. Would you still hatemonger my post? Tell me how me asking for something in return is detrimental, yet me giving away free gear is not. Rebuke. 

Ever heard of online financial fraud? You can go to jail for that, dummy. You don't have a transparent registered business, you're a swindler in the eyes of the community here and international laws. XD unless, you're employed by Bohemia in some capacity

[Kalibyr 4]

No. It's simply against the rules what you're doing on here. Nothing we can do if you open a Website and charge people for giving them what they think they need to play the game. As you said: each to their own.

 

But at the same time this is a forum where people are allowed to have their oppinions and my oppinion is that this doesn't have a place in this game, which is why some people are against it and talk against it, if they want to.

 

Tell me what I am doing wrong. What am I doing? You're just jaded. You are so jaded it reflects on your witch hunts. It's the reason why gamers are seen as such. You automatically assume that I'm some Chinese megacorp looking for clients so I can earn what... chump change? For my TIME? Insulting.

[Kalibyr 4]

Ever heard of online financial fraud? You can go to jail for that, dummy. You don't have a transparent registered business, you're a swindler in the eyes of the community here and international laws. XD unless, you're employed by Bohemia in some capacity

 

What the hell are you talking about. Are you a handicapped person?

[Highlander007 249]

What the hell are you talking about. Are you a handicapped person?

Nice trolling, 7/10, at least

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

Ahhh, isn't that the real meat of the question. Would any of you give two turds if I was giving away free gear? Maybe I want to start a strict and personal clan. Emails are a must. Phone numbers too, I did this with tons of other games. 

 

My answer is: I am not actively searching for customers. This is not a business. I am not trying to get accounts. This is just a trade. What I get in return? Send me an email, how about that. Send me an email and you'll get your answer right?

 

 

Right, so I'm going to assume that was a response to my question, which was 'Will you ever ask for any kind of material reward in return for your 'services'?'

 

The very fact that you have once again attempted to clumsily dodge the question leads me to believe that not only will you do so, that it is likely the primary reason for you offering the services. If you truly had no intention of ever asking for any kind of reward, you'd be able to easily answer that question in the negative. Instead, you tried to hide (unsuccessfully, I might add) behind hyperbole.

 

As several others have pointed out, what you are doing is against the forum rules, and I've reported the thread accordingly. I'd recommend that anyone considering this 'offer' think very carefully about whether you want to do business with someone who is apparently so allergic to the straight truth.

Edited February 20, 2014 by Target Practice

[Kalibyr 4]

"Um, hi, I saw your add on the forums about gearing up my character. I keep dying to Grimey Rick. His headshots are like lightning bolts sent from the heavens. I'll give you $50, okay?"

 

"NO SILLY. I JUST WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND OR START A CLAN WITH YOU. LOL!"

 

"Wait, what...? What are you talking about? I don't know you. I want you to gear up my character, not pull some Full House shit on me. $100?!"

 

"LOL NO. YOU DON'T GET IT, I JUST WANT FRIENDS. LET'S HOLD HANDS AND HEAD INTO CHERNARUS+, COMRADE!"

 

"You're creepy, dude. Consider the negotiations terminated."

 

"TOO LATE I GOT YOUR ADDRESS FROM YOUR IP. LOOK BEHIND YOU." 

 

 

 

Grimey Rick's Rebuke crits you for over 9,000. You die.

 

Grimey Rick you are a proverbial prodigy. I applaud your role play. You sir speak on behalf of millions of players. I am quite certain that your rendition of how a conversation will play out did indeed "crit me for over 9,000." I'm in fact in hell burning with other generous like minding demons like myself.

[kichilron 8550]

Tell me what I am doing wrong. What am I doing? You're just jaded. You are so jaded it reflects on your witch hunts. It's the reason why gamers are seen as such. You automatically assume that I'm some Chinese megacorp looking for clients so I can earn what... chump change? For my TIME? Insulting.

 

 

I am not assuming you're Asian, as that would be discriminatory and possibly racist. Your behavior however makes you look like what you think it makes you look like, which at the end of the day makes you. What? Exactly. A troll. Now, that's new on these forums. Really given it thought, haven't you?

[Kalibyr 4]

Nice trolling, 7/10, at least

I wasn't trolling, that's the funny part. That was definitely a serious question. Sadly I can't give you that same rating for any of the posts you have written. This topic is just quite over your head my dear chap.

[Karmaterror 982]

Well you gotta give him beans for the effort lol....start gear servers + popular in mod + this thread = supply and demand haha

 

But just to add, something I read on page one about him maybe using your account to gear you up...

 

!NEVER GIVE YOUR STEAM PASSWORD TO ANYONE! :)

[Kalibyr 4]

I am not assuming you're Asian, as that would be discriminatory and possibly racist. Your behavior however makes you look like what you think it makes you look like, which at the end of the day makes you. What? Exactly. A troll. Now, that's new on these forums. Really given it thought, haven't you?

I'm not intending to be trollish... but I am getting defensive because of unbased and biased attacks on my post from players such like yourself. Really, what did you accomplish but give my post a different light to people who are actually logical? We have someone who irrelevantly called a me racist, again without reading my other posts accuse me of being a troll, and still have this unfounded idea of... wait do you even remember why you're arguing with me? Because your post doesn't. I'm offering gear. Who wants it. End of STORY.  

[Kalibyr 4]

Well you gotta give him beans for the effort lol....start gear servers + popular in mod + this thread = supply and demand haha

 

But just to add, something I read on page one about him maybe using your account to gear you up...

 

!NEVER GIVE YOUR STEAM PASSWORD TO ANYONE! :)

Oh. My. God. Thanks, you restored my faith in this community. I'm out.

[muddyraccoon 176]

Considering you have 25 posts from your own topic that was obviously looking for money through paypal (Oops, I mean assuming, good call!  So so clever) I will just see through you and declare shenanigans and douchery.

 

And to answer your question, no, we would have absolutely no problem if you gave away all this stuff for free, then skipped off into the sunset.  But you aren't.

[glowfow@hotmail.com 55]

The OP is like a stick... that somehow managed to manouvre it's way a bit too deep in the ass of some people and now you're puppets dancing to his twisted tune. I like it! Continue please.

[Monkfish (DayZ) 339]

Right, so I'm going to assume that was a response to my question, which was 'Will you ever ask for any kind of material reward in return for your 'services'?'

 

The very fact that you have once again attempted to clumsily dodge the question leads me to believe that not only will you do so, that it is likely the primary reason for you offering the services. If you truly had no intention of ever asking for any kind of reward, you'd be able to easily answer that question in the negative. Instead, you tried to hide (unsuccessfully, I might add) behind hyperbole.

 

As several others have pointed out, what you are doing is against the forum rules, and I've reported the thread accordingly. I'd recommend that anyone considering this 'offer' think very carefully about whether you want to do business with someone who is apparently so allergic to the straight truth.

This.

 

OP has repeatedly dodged the direct question of whether they're in it for monetary return and has done absolutely nothing to refute the claims that that is exactly what he's ask in return of the 'service' they are offering. Therefore, the logical conclusion one can draw from this is that the OP is wanting money in exchange for gear in game and is advertising this service on the forums, which is against the rules.

[Rick1633 136]

I am not assuming you're Asian, as that would be discriminatory and possibly racist. Your behavior however makes you look like what you think it makes you look like, which at the end of the day makes you. What? Exactly. A troll. Now, that's new on these forums. Really given it thought, haven't you?

Whats wrong with wanting an Asian to gear up our characters while we are at work?  Im actually looking for this service.    Like Fiverr.com but just for gaming.   If an Indian or Thai person wants five bucks to gear up my character for 20 minutes, then everybody wins.   In India, people collect mud from the streets near gold district to refine it or a few pennies.          No one said anything about rasm, its just that the majority of people on fiverr are in india or asia.

[benri 33]

If you're an American, you're an immigrant bro! Unless you're native American (if they're any left lol).

DID YOU CALL ME AMERICAN?

well im deeply insulted now. i will go and cry. look what you did...