I've got it. The reason bandits wear military gear!

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

Instead of just saying they're a bandit, or they're cowardly, it has the most slots, or they just don't want to be seen, I just thought of a new theory. I now consider it canon. 

 

 

 

They are remaining members of the Chernarussian military hunting possible vectors of the disease. They tried to contain it at Green Mountain and failed (That part is actually true), and now the remaining members seek those still in the country who could spread the disease. 

 

 

Makes more sense than CoD kids. There, I gave story relevance to griefers.

Edited February 17, 2014 by omgwtfbbq

[drowning babies 6]

whatever makes you feel better :)

[soulfirez 901]

Hmm does it help i wear the green beret from New Zealand??? Anyone scared of the new zealand army is crazy (ps i was born in NZ but haved lived in Australia since i was a kid)

[Wheunis 228]

I'm not ex-military!
Im a nutball! Completely gone off the sanity wagon!

[antonioajc 500]

I'm not ex-military!

Im a nutball! Completely gone off the sanity wagon!

A crazy man wouldn't say that, right mommy? Stares into his side as if somebody was there.

Edited February 17, 2014 by AntonioAJC

[HunterJay 81]

Or just like remaining unseen.

[louist 163]

Instead of just saying they're a bandit, or they're cowardly, it has the most slots, or they just don't want to be seen, I just thought of a new theory. I now consider it canon.

They are remaining members of the Chernarussian military hunting possible vectors of the disease. They tried to contain it at Green Mountain and failed (That part is actually true), and now the remaining members seek those still in the country who could spread the disease.

Makes more sense than CoD kids. There, I gave story relevance to griefers.

Came expecting another whine thread, left pleasantly surprised.

[Irish. 4886]

Im in all OD head to toe, since its what I found that keeps me hidden so far. I dont like getting my head blown off because of a red cap. Im definitely not a bandit or KOS'er.. it will take a while before I get bored enough to resort to things like that

[Caboose187 (DayZ) 3036]

BF and CoD are the two mainstay FPS games out there.  So it makes sense that players want to be a big bad marine oorah

[Target-UK 7]

Don't listen to him, we are all bandits lol

 

Making assumptions on clothes is just crazy, if there was a pink raincoat that gave you 20 slots or an indian hat that made u run faster... you know we would all be wearing it.

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

Don't listen to him, we are all bandits lol

 

Making assumptions on clothes is just crazy, if there was a pink raincoat that gave you 20 slots or an indian hat that made u run faster... you know we would all be wearing it.

 

DayZ is pretty much an extended Stanford Prison experiment

[louist 163]

BF and CoD are the two mainstay FPS games out there. So it makes sense that players want to be a big bad marine oorah

Whatever one's opinion on the games, they are games a lot of people want to play.

I've been playing the Titanfall beta this last week, and while it's most certainly a console style shooter, I've still been having fun.

Not enough fun to buy it, as I get bored of those games quickly, it's obviously going to find it's customer base.

Edited February 17, 2014 by louist

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

And the reason why they kept screaming "YEAH BITCH! OWNED YOU! I FUCKED YOUR MOM!" and dragged their balls over my unconscious face?

[louist 163]

And the reason why they kept screaming "YEAH BITCH! OWNED YOU! I FUCKED YOUR MOM!" and dragged their balls over my unconscious face?

Hey, if those games allowed you to handcuff people, throw a sack over their heads, and force-feed them garbage and poison, you know they would embrace it. Each game has it's more abrasive players.

[crazykage 1063]

well, its said that carlos hathcock, founder of the marine corps scout sniper program, used to wear a white feather in his cap, as a challenge to the Vietcong snipers; "here, let me make it easier for you" sort of mentality.

But I aint no carlos hathcock. And I prefer to remain hidden and stealthy.

Edited February 17, 2014 by Crazykage

[omgwtfbbq (DayZ) 1069]

Hey, if those games allowed you to handcuff people, throw a sack over their heads, and force-feed them garbage and poison, you know they would embrace it. Each game has it's more abrasive players.

 

Well it's been proved via game files that you're going to have to use the bathroom in DayZ; one can only wonder what sick fucks are going to do when that is implemented.

[crazykage 1063]

And the reason why they kept screaming "YEAH BITCH! OWNED YOU! I FUCKED YOUR MOM!" and dragged their balls over my unconscious face?

aahhh, let the poor little spoiled rotten, grabbastic, unprofessional, chode-tastic twat nuggets with shit for brains have their fun. Its probably the only place they are getting it. And one day a few brain cells will mitose out of the shit in their brain housing groups, and grow into an actual, functioning thinker. And then they will realize that they are nothing more than spoiled rotten, grabbastic, unprofessional, chode-tastic twat nuggets with brains that grew from shit. And that will be the day that they look back on their worthless lives in shame, and realize that they are worthless wastes of space on this earth. And THAT will be the day that their testicles descend, and they take the first steps towards becoming a man. And that's how men go through puberty.

Ladies and gentlemen, this public health announcement is brought to you by:

The United States Marine Corps. Semper Fidelis.

 

god bless chesty puller....

 

[Slyguy65 499]

Instead of just saying they're a bandit, or they're cowardly, it has the most slots, or they just don't want to be seen, I just thought of a new theory. I now consider it canon. 

 

 

 

They are remaining members of the Chernarussian military hunting possible vectors of the disease. They tried to contain it at Green Mountain and failed (That part is actually true), and now the remaining members seek those still in the country who could spread the disease. 

 

 

Makes more sense than CoD kids. There, I gave story relevance to griefers.

Or its cause it has the most slots.

[AgainstArseholes 12]

I sense butthurt.

[liquidcactus 719]

LARPER

[Daemonkid 493]

LARPER

I LARP as a moose.

[weedmasta 784]

Hmm does it help i wear the green beret from New Zealand??? Anyone scared of the new zealand army is crazy (ps i was born in NZ but haved lived in Australia since i was a kid)

 

You haved? Is that Australian or NZ? :p

[DeatHTaX 1217]

but...but...i'm a bandit and I wear black shirts and jeans with baseball caps :(

[lumo1234 68]

Well it's been proved via game files that you're going to have to use the bathroom in DayZ; one can only wonder what sick fucks are going to do when that is implemented.

 

I intend to combine this with the ability to throw when it is added, sit in a bush on coast > throw poo at new spawns as they run past.

 

I also look forward to force feeding some to people and letting them live, so that no matter what they achieve on said char, they will still of eaten poo.

[weedmasta 784]

Well it's been proved via game files that you're going to have to use the bathroom in DayZ; one can only wonder what sick fucks are going to do when that is implemented.

 

2 girls and a cup of course.