What would you do?

[sun tzu 8]

Eventually, I'm assuming the zombies will grow exponentially in numbers, probably around the same time they no longer have the ability to walk through walls. I imagine when this happens, we'll all be faced with situations similar to this - 

 

You're a fresh spawn. You look around, and you gather that you're about 5 minutes from a major town. You sprint to the outskirts of the town, and you start hearing the sound of zombies. You crouch down and move toward the sound, and it gets gradually louder and louder. Soon it sounds like a goddamned jet engine...how the hell can zombies get that loud?

 

You turn a corner, and you see it...or rather, you see them. 45 zombies 3 rows deep are surrounding a house in which a single bambi is trapped (and because he/she is a new spawn, can't log out). You haven't been spotted - yet, which means you have a choice. What will you do?

 

A.) Try to get the attention of the zombies and draw enough away from the house to allow for his/her escape, saving the bambi's life.

or...

B.) Sneak your way through the town, hoping to avoid getting spotted and looting the houses that the trapped bambi no longer has access to.

or...

C.) Something else?

Edited February 6, 2014 by Mountain

[Whyherro123 2283]

B. Because that guy is fucked, regardless of what I try to do.

[DirtyscumbagLith 270]

D. Sit back, drink my black coffee and watch- for not a fuck was given that day.

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

I avoid towns and players but...C.  Look for a weapon then try to help out (if the other player's still alive)

[skyline-gtr 130]

wow thats great, people hiding in houses from the zombie hordes

 

 

hmm so to attack could mean certain death.

 a distraction is a possibility

maybe better to find a gun or something, trouble is as far as my knowledge of zombies goes, they do tend to bust into houses quite quickly.

[muddyraccoon 176]

I'd do some quick geometry and astronomy, find out which direction is the opposite way of 45 zombies, and sprint in the direction I divine from my math.

[DarkwaveDomina 1099]

I'd feel bad about it but I'd leave them. The player will learn a valuable lesson about running in to buildings with only one exit.

[KissMyAxe 2]

Axe them all to hell!

[thelonewarrior 886]

Id run around attracting all the zombies and lead them to sniper hill and let them kill me

 

Ive killed two birds with one stone

 

Player saved........and sniper that logs in is fucked

[musketeer 33]

Well, if I were a newspawn like you suggested...

 

I'd run through the zombies towards the guy in the house, bringing the horde with me so we can both die together :D 

[Rudette 435]

I probably keep going. But not before making the situation worse if I can.

I'm hoping for Molotovs around that time.

What's more terrifying for poor bambi than zombies?

Flaming Zombies

But who knows? Maybe by some miracle I do find a way to save the guy. We laugh. We have a good time. Then when he turns around I axe him in the back of the head and take his beans.
 

Edited February 6, 2014 by Rudette

[Martmital 436]

Stand there lagging like a bastard due to 45 zombies and close proximity to another player...

[Gerandar 212]

considering how easy zombies are to deal with, if you die to them you should just stop playing :\

[doctorwhy 157]

Run in with my Fireman's axe a swinging with my faithful companion at my side.

 

Carpe Diem Mutha F*cka!

[Gekkonidae 270]

I would be jealous that the bambi had that many zed followers and immediately attract them all, running the largest train through elecktro/berenzino for fun, and then take them all to Rify take make it a zombie-filled 'ghost ship'.