RedAscendant 33 Posted February 17, 2014 im having trouble understanding the mistery about the next update as well :) leaving me deranged and confused and confused and deranged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
discipled 62 Posted February 17, 2014 I think they sneak things on and we don't notice most the time. The other day I actually found a frying pan on the SA. Makes me wonder what we miss. I swear there are times the map is changed without our knowledge. Like there are more streams at higher elevations, which I thought couldn't be done yet because water could only be done at sea level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Window Licker 504 Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Sorry no-one get's news about the next patch before the dev's do, so hold your horses, opening up threads to say you read the official thread with the most up to date and recent information. But you'd like some people to tell you more is just..... Fortunately I'm the Pre-programmer for DayZ so I program all the data before the dev's and oh boy I can tell you what.... Unicorns and magic carpets are about to hit experimental, currently to get a UNICORN, you must form a circle on the peak of klen and sacrifice a person of each gender and every race currently ingame. They must stand in a fire that you have constructed until they burn to death females must be done first. The magic carpet is done in the same place with the same sacrifices as the first but they must be killed with a machete instead by a single player wearing no pants then the player who kill's that person in single combat unarmed vs machete will get the magic carpet. edit: I know this is a stupid waste of time but not as much as this thread. Edited February 17, 2014 by Window Licker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Odahviing 125 Posted February 17, 2014 Any news about 0.36 ?got scrapped. IP got sold to Activision and they plan to rezise the map to 0.05km² and NWAF will be dlc. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boneboys 7988 Posted February 17, 2014 Everything is WIP, wait and see... Merged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dvsilverwing 241 Posted February 17, 2014 You know development is going well when people are literally begging to see the changelog for the next patch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AgainstArseholes 12 Posted February 17, 2014 Yes. Changelog, rocket pls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaNoIN 2 Posted February 17, 2014 Gibe changelog plz or i report u Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted February 17, 2014 Changelog would be nice. What would really be good is if the devs started actually posting everything on here. Scattered information on reddit and twitter is really just not good enough IMO. Keep it all in one place. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Trotsky 69 Posted February 17, 2014 Changelog would be nice. What would really be good is if the devs started actually posting everything on here. Scattered information on reddit and twitter is really just not good enough IMO. Keep it all in one place.First 2 sentences - I agree, last 2 sentences - I wouldn't've bothered typing those but hey, this is this internet I suppose. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irenicus (DayZ) 289 Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) First 2 sentences - I agree, last 2 sentences - I wouldn't've bothered typing those but hey, this is this internet I suppose.And I could retort similarly. Your first 3 words were all that was needed, in fact you didn't even need to post at all. You don't even need to play dayz, or post here, like, ever. Edited February 18, 2014 by Irenicus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Young Trotsky 69 Posted February 18, 2014 And I could retort similarly. Your first 3 words were all that was needed, in fact you didn't even need to post at all. You don't even need to play dayz, or post here, like, ever.But I so wanted to agree with you, I just didn't want people to think I agreed with the bit where you were being a wanker, so I didn't give my beans. No beans for you. Maybe a rotten kiwi. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grabarz (DayZ) 95 Posted February 18, 2014 Changelog would be nice. What would really be good is if the devs started actually posting everything on here. Scattered information on reddit and twitter is really just not good enough IMO. Keep it all in one place.That, as far as I understood, has historical reasons. Apparently it all started on 4chan and afterwards rocket posted on reddit to mindstorm ideas with the "pre-" fanbase. At least there is this now: http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/forum/131-devtracker/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
white wizard 8 Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) The Wizards Den 1) SKS, does not do enough damage. 2) Machete's are not plentiful enough, should be more common, also they do not do enough damage. They should be able to hack off zombie limbs and players arms easily... My machete's at home can. Work on this.2 a.) Also, Its Russia, Add in the massive wheat scythe. One hit kills.3) More big kitchen knives in kitchens need to spawn. Its Russia, visualize big fat Russian women singing songs while chopping up veggies or other bloody things in their kitchens. More knives, and add in big cleavers. 4) Bows and or Crossbows, craftable items? Also potential to make poison arrows and or bolts using berries. Something to think on.5) Molotov cocktails, gasoline in bottles with rag fuse. Add Zippo lighter. 6) Bullets should not destroy just about everything in a targets backpack. this is unrealistic. I want you to get a Mosin, An SKS, a .357, and a .45, then get all the different types of backpacks and other gear, go out and conduct tests using those weapons and various calibers of ammo from various ranges. Adjust the damages to equipment ingame based on your findings through the scientific method. Ie.. go shoot more guns. Also do this with a Machete... get a nice Columbian Machete... purchase some massive slabs of meat, put on a hook and then conduct hacking/slashing experiments. 7) just so you know... A Ruger 10/22 is lethal even out to 400 yards... Its lethal out to 400 yards. Check Iraqiveteran8888 channel on youtube if you do not believe me. Most underestimated caliber in the minds of stupid people ever. Also... If you even think about performing any of the experiments noted above. Do so in a very responsible and safe manner... No goddamn jackassery on the shooting range! Save that for ingame. Also... If a Mod sees this post. Please edit the color of the text for me to White... I tried but it would not work... thought blue would be cool..but it just strains the eyes. Ty. Edited February 18, 2014 by White Wizard 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
babybasher 50 Posted February 18, 2014 CHANGELOG!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fiese_moep 14 Posted February 18, 2014 The Wizards Den ...Bright idea in blue does anyone read it. Why didnt you wrote it in black? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-MadTommy 367 Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Pushing 0.36.115535 to Steam/Experimental branch Pretty please can we see a change log in new thread.. :beans: :beans: :beans: Edited February 18, 2014 by MadTommy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarhouseTV 18 Posted February 18, 2014 Furthermore to White Wizards post..... Take an axe and hit various different materials (stone, wood, metal etc) and make notes or even better record the sounds made. I'm still yet to find the material that gives the bullet sounds... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AgainstArseholes 12 Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) Just downloaded a new update for the experimental branch (0.36.115535). Any news? What's going on? Edited February 18, 2014 by AgainstArseholes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snugge 3 Posted February 18, 2014 Just downloaded a new update for the experimental branch (0.36.115535). Any news? What's going on? @Hicks_206 actually they push a new Patch on Experimental, Check Twitter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgeesio 1034 Posted February 18, 2014 changelog anyone ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AgainstArseholes 12 Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) You now get notifications when you get wet and when you're not getting wet while it's raining.New status updates as well related to this: Damp, wet, soaked. Edited February 18, 2014 by AgainstArseholes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramstormrage 15 Posted February 18, 2014 (edited) So far, I'm seeing floating objects in the small warehouses and seeing gates which are out of placement in Svetlo. NIfty eat all function, nice! Edited February 18, 2014 by ramstormrage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gugolas 228 Posted February 18, 2014 So far, I'm seeing floating objects in the small warehouses and seeing gates which are out of placement in Svetlo.Sounds good. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Private Evans 1303 Posted February 18, 2014 Sounds good. :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
