wild_man 4442 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) ...imagine how is beta and one day FULL RELEASE VERSIONis like I having beautiful woman (mod) then after see younger sister (SA alpha) who having better ass and nicer face and tits I dreaming about whole life :D maybe is not so much happen in the head but who care LOOK ON THISfor my metaphor body of woman is map :thumbsup: ;)for me original chernarus was beautiful and I falling love first time seeingsomething about way is create atmosphere and give sense of living world for me was #1 game mapbut Chernarus + oh my god what is this magic they doing new towns? looking like real with new buildings too many for enter and inside feel like was home for poor people when zeds arrive sky with cloud system imagine when is optimize and sun doing like mod real day night east to west moving :D for my metaphor inside head of woman is content imagine ragdoll when is comingimagine 10 new gunscrafting systemhunting systemcooking systemmore town in northmore lootmore zedmore player point is I leave my woman for younger sister because I cannot stop to look and now she is young like 16 but one day she having plenty inside the head for enjoy also like older sister. Sorry older sister was fun I enjoy 100% but you making mistake invite younger sister for dinner, pack bags and I see you around :thumbsup: :D Edited January 30, 2014 by KoS 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bubbajones 238 Posted January 30, 2014 you, my young man, need to stop fapping and find a girl, NAOW! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DarkwaveDomina 1099 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) :rolleyes: Edit: After seeing his second post this thread is fucking weird. You're weird OP. Edited January 30, 2014 by Ulfhedjinn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 30, 2014 you, my young man, need to stop fapping and find a girl, NAOW!don't worry for meI have nice woman name Holly red hair pretty one ;)I don't fap never I don't waste my seed on empty dream >:( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
w0lf3x 6 Posted January 30, 2014 you, my young man, need to stop fapping and find a girl, NAOW!You need my beanz, NAOW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
punkvegita 44 Posted January 30, 2014 Only thing I got from this is that Holly better watch her young sister lol. 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cywehner1234 582 Posted January 30, 2014 then after see younger sister (SA alpha) who having better ass and nicer face and tits I dreaming about whole life :D Kos. Really. You want your sister to have a nice ass, nicer face, and big tits that you've been dreaming about. ITS YOUR SISTER. I don't think you realize what you said though cause you're foreign. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 30, 2014 You want your sister to have a nice ass, nicer face, and big tits that you've been dreaming about. ITS YOUR SISTER. I don't think you realize what you said though cause you're foreign.HAHA :D I don't have sister :| Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deebz1234 243 Posted January 30, 2014 don't worry for meI have nice woman name Holly red hair pretty one ;)I don't fap never I don't waste my seed on empty dream > :(proof please! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted January 30, 2014 proof please!I don't need to prove nothing to nobody >:(but if you want to see photo from first night she staying my house here is Holly ;)http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/155334-help-me-dont-waste-money/page-2#entry1708105 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaughingJack (DayZ) 767 Posted January 30, 2014 (edited) point is I leave my woman for younger sister because I cannot stop to look and now she is young like 16 but one day she having plenty inside the head for enjoy also like older sister. Oh, poor holly.... And I have to withstand to make a joke about "having plenty inside her head"...must...withstand... Edited January 30, 2014 by LaughingJack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
o5pr3y (DayZ) 77 Posted January 30, 2014 Everytime KoS starts typing, it become pure gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Khad (DayZ) 293 Posted January 30, 2014 HAHA :D I don't have sister :|....anymore. >:( 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadAsh (DayZ) 1513 Posted January 30, 2014 I don't think you realize what you said though cause you're foreign. Everybody is foreign on the internet. I think the term you were looking for was "non-native English speaker". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e00c 84 Posted January 30, 2014 ...imagine how is beta and one day FULL RELEASE VERSIONis like I having beautiful woman (mod) then after see younger sister (SA alpha) who having better ass and nicer face and tits I dreaming about whole life :DJust for this alone, you have my beans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeatHTaX 1217 Posted January 30, 2014 I like to picture KoS speaking in a thick Russian accent...makes his posts so much more enjoyable :D We love you KoS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deewd22 32 Posted January 30, 2014 I don't need to prove nothing to nobody >:(but if you want to see photo from first night she staying my house here is Holly ;)http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/155334-help-me-dont-waste-money/page-2#entry1708105Selfown Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AsHawkins 96 Posted January 30, 2014 I did read this in a russian accent, and for some reason, that made the grammar acceptable. I cannot WAIT to get my hands on DayZ, watching you all play and talk about it kills me, but alas, not yet.. This game is truly amazing for what it is worth, still being in Alpha, and that it only is getting better, it may unlock a whole new genre in gaming. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deebz1234 243 Posted January 30, 2014 im now fapping thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites