The day in the life of an utter expert

[Skinup69 24]

Here's a story.

Once there was a midget called Mooky and he had an ItchyCock in Electro!

So Mooky tried his hardest to itch his tiny midget cock but his tiny arms and hands couldn't find the little bit of flesh, called ItchyCock!

So Mooky had enough of ItchyCock and went and rubbed it against Electro fire station! in hope of itching the ItchyCock for good..

But then a zombie came and fisted him against the fire station wall while his pants were down...

The End.

Edited January 11, 2014 by Skinup69

[mooky32 308]

Here's a story.

Once there was a midget called Mooky and he had an ItchyCock in Electro!

So Mooky tried his hardest to itch his tiny midget cock but his tiny arms and hands couldn't find the little bit of flesh, called ItchyCock!

So Mooky had enough of ItchyCock and went and rubbed it against Electro fire station! in hope of itching the ItchyCock for good..

But then a zombie came and fisted him against the fire station wall while his pants were down...

The End.

 

Dear friend that little display confirmed two things. One, you are probably not old enough to have hair that you can  sit on and two you have the story telling capabilities of Stephen Hawking's voice box whilst being operated by a chimp. 

 

The real story here is you want a little bit of associated fame by try to trolling your heroes. You hate the way your head is telling you to troll but your heart is telling you to love.

 

It's causing you to get your knickers in a knot and ripping you apart emotionally to the point you have tried to drown your sorrows with Irn Bru and shots of milk.

 

Now go and roll yourself a nice 3 skinner, get into the stone zone and then run down to the garage for a 6 pack of snickers when you get munched out.

 

Leave the real exploits to the pros (and our favoured followers). Go in peace.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

Just went through all 17 pages, 10/10 would bang mooky and itchy.

[Lady Kyrah 1110]

You can still pass doors with a head like that OP? :D

[mooky32 308]

Just went through all 17 pages, 10/10 would bang mooky and itchy.

 

Thank you for kind words brother/sister? Your offer of a banging will be considered in the event of a divorce from my devoted wife. This is unlikely due to the fact she once described me as "The very imagining of perfection poured into the sculpted body of Adonis"

The offer is appreciated however, welcome to the ranks of the Enlightened.

 

You can still pass doors with a head like that OP? :D

Large heads are normally associated with boasting and immodesty. All I state is pure facts but in the form of a brilliantly packaged narrative. Go in peace my child.

[Skinup69 24]

hypocritical much??

You have your kiddy story's about a game and I have mine.

Btw I might sound like Steven Hawkins..even though its a text :-/

Or u might understand I'm a god compared to u 2.

Lets Facebook it up!

Dear friend that little display confirmed two things. One, you are probably not old enough to have hair that you can sit on and two you have the story telling capabilities of Stephen Hawking's voice box whilst being operated by a chimp.

The real story here is you want a little bit of associated fame by try to trolling your heroes. You hate the way your head is telling you to troll but your heart is telling you to love.

It's causing you to get your knickers in a knot and ripping you apart emotionally to the point you have tried to drown your sorrows with Irn Bru and shots of milk.

Now go and roll yourself a nice 3 skinner, get into the stone zone and then run down to the garage for a 6 pack of snickers when you get munched out.

Leave the real exploits to the pros (and our favoured followers). Go in peace.

Edited January 11, 2014 by Skinup69

[Skinup69 24]

My story was the best though :)

Btw one good thing about ur comment I scanned through was u use 3 skins aswel!

Lol

But come on you did get fisted by a zombie..

[accurize 10]

This one time, I found some beans... I fuckin' ate those bitches.

[Bohannan (DayZ) 235]

For those that want the TLDR of this post

[mooky32 308]

For those that want the TLDR of this post

How quality of response can be maintained for such a long period is mind blowing. I will continue to respond to the followers as long as there is interest. We will eventually post up our next adventure which could well be even more epic than the one described though it will truly have to be something else to come close. Yours humbly , Mooky.

[mooky32 308]

This one time, I found some beans... I fuckin' ate those bitches.

Christ and I thought my story was good.....

[Bohannan (DayZ) 235]

I'm fairly certain that any post you make would not need text to rectify. You can merely link this video with a subject heading.

[Qu1n 140]

This story would have kicked ass if you just typed it up instead of typing while you gave yourself a reach around. Check the ego at the door next time playboy, bragging is dumb, especially when you provide no video or photo's. :thumbsup:

Sorry I'm off topic from such a thrilling and exciting story that I didn't read but..

 

"Gave yourself a reach around"..

Reach around what exactly? Is this some sort of stunt masturbation I'm unaware of? =p

[mooky32 308]

Hi Brother, we all have our crosses to bear, yours is hailing from Sheffield. Please re-read the story and keep things focused on my actions.

Try google for reach around , then try lemon party and tell me how you get on.

 

Go in peace

[Skinup69 24]

Hi Brother, we all have our crosses to bear, yours is hailing from Sheffield. Please re-read the story and keep things focused on my actions.

Try google for reach around , then try lemon party and tell me how you get on.

Go in peace

Zombie fisting in Sheffield is rampant

[Itchysock 35]

My story was the best though :)

Btw one good thing about ur comment I scanned through was u use 3 skins aswel!

Lol

But come on you did get fisted by a zombie..

 

Your story was as limp as a 100 year old mans cock trying to ride his older wife.

 

As total experts on life we don't smoke as is clouds out pure brilliance.

 

This thread is not about sexual exploits, and you seem to have a disturbing fascination with regard to this.

 

Lay off the weed son, go get a girl or boyfriend and try and home a dog from the dogshelter...it will then give you are purpose and taste of responsibility.

 

Leave us to get involved in dayz wizardry and which we will then relay to all followers

 

Go in peace brother

[Itchysock 35]

Lets Facebook it up!

 

The very little credibility you had has now all gone!

 

Peace be with you brother.

[kazeen 15]

Dead people with guns generally equal ammo

[mooky32 308]

Dead people with guns generally equal ammo

 

And in other news.....

[Itchysock 35]

Dead people with guns generally equal ammo

 

We have a genius in the house!

 

Peace brother.

[razgriz93@gmail.com 228]

hypocritical much??

You have your kiddy story's about a game and I have mine.

Btw I might sound like Steven Hawkins..even though its a text :-/

Or u might understand I'm a god compared to u 2.

Lets Facebook it up!

No u

[Skinup69 24]

Shame u don't have Facebook because!

I have more godly knowledge, looks, skills and comebacks then your brother sitting on a zombie knob.

Leave this game young boy and go play RAPELAY where u will learn about what u will need to do to succeed with woman...because that's your only option really :-/

Lol

Keep up if u can! (More ways then one)

Your story was as limp as a 100 year old mans cock trying to ride his older wife.

As total experts on life we don't smoke as is clouds out pure brilliance.

This thread is not about sexual exploits, and you seem to have a disturbing fascination with regard to this.

Lay off the weed son, go get a girl or boyfriend and try and home a dog from the dogshelter...it will then give you are purpose and taste of responsibility.

Leave us to get involved in dayz wizardry and which we will then relay to all followers

Go in peace brother

[mooky32 308]

Shame u don't have Facebook because!

I have more godly knowledge, looks, skills and comebacks then your brother sitting on a zombie knob.

Leave this game young boy and go play RAPELAY where u will learn about what u will need to do to succeed with woman...because that's your only option really :-/

Lol

Keep up if u can! (More ways then one)

Dear friend, please stop your feeble trolling attempts. You are dealing with two minds so far in advance of yours that the English language has not yet devised words with enough meaning to properly describe it.

Your language and lack of vocabulary places you as either a pre-teen or potentially an adult who is just a thick bastard.

 

I mean "Skinup69" ffs dude, that tells you all we need to know about your lifestyle and place in the world, i.e. directly below our boots.

 

If you want to get involved in some slanging match please keep at it. It's entertainment for the readers and will simply result in you being truly buried by erudite abuse.

I imagine your replies will get friendlier as the night goes on as your weed heed kicks into effect. Probably by the end of it you will be swearing allegiance to the enlightened before declaring us as "brothers from another mother"

 

Go in peace.

[Itchysock 35]

Shame u don't have Facebook because!

I have more godly knowledge, looks, skills and comebacks then your brother sitting on a zombie knob.

Leave this game young boy and go play RAPELAY where u will learn about what u will need to do to succeed with woman...because that's your only option really :-/

Lol

Keep up if u can! (More ways then one)

 

Read last post, you have no credibility, especially after that post, and probably should be sectioned.  You are a troll trying to infiltrate this amazing story and thread.  'Young boy', if you had paid attention to this forum and had at least the intelligence of a worm, you will conclude that we are not 'young boys'. 

 

Rapelay?  Had to google that there, and I have to say I am proudly not an expert in it, you clearly are and discredit the very fabric of human morality.

 

Please leave this thread as you merely discredit yourself, and are somewhat embarrassing.

 

Peace be with you brother

Edited January 11, 2014 by Itchycock

[gingatsu 68]

Child. child, child. Please calm yourself and practice some deep breathing exercises. Its like you are viewing the Sistine chapel for the first time. The sheer perfection of the event that has been described has left you in a rapture where you are sort of going through a stage of denial.

 

Because Itchy is the kind of sniper you couldn't hope to emulate, you are angry with your own failings and through transference you bring that anger to this post.

 

You think he didn't make that shot?  PLEASE, I haven't laughed so much since my grandma caught her tit in the mangle.

 

Wisdom received you may now go in peace.

ahahaha you really amuse me :D