assassinofkings151 38 Posted January 10, 2014 Well, congratz, you seem to have no life! Remember, it's a game, not some kind of a lifestyle. your obviously new here buddy and have no idea of the fact that people actually like to post amusing stories of their adventures in the general discussions of these forums. Shut the door behind you and make sure it doesn't hit you in the vagina on the way out you complete ass. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 Spoken like a true hipster. I am amazing at being a hipster. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sawnek 12 Posted January 10, 2014 10/10 story, would love to see an adaptation staring Nicholas Cage and Macaulay Culkin, teaming up for the most explosive action blockbuster of 2014. Hilarious story, people need to tone it down a little and understand when humor is there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Man 393 Posted January 10, 2014 I am amazing at being a hipster. When is your novel coming out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 your obviously new here buddy and have no idea of the fact that people actually like to post amusing stories of their adventures in the general discussions of these forums. Shut the door behind you and make sure it doesn't hit you in the vagina on the way out you complete ass. May the spirit of our staggering skills inspire and bless you brother. Welcome to the Elektro Enlightened. You may have a seat near me , but not that close that you would get in the way if I was being photographed for one of my publicity events. Go in peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 10/10 story, would love to see an adaptation staring Nicholas Cage and Macaulay Culkin, teaming up for the most explosive action blockbuster of 2014. Hilarious story, people need to tone it down a little and understand when humor is there. Well said friend. The serious message is the education I giving out through sharing an event that was so epic in nature that the moon landings look like a walk in the park by comparison. For those that like a bit of humour that's ok too. As long as the centre of attention is mainly me and Itchy then that's ok. I don't want it going off topic too much with people talking about themselves and stuff.When is your novel coming out? Alas I fear a book deal is not our style. The fact is we don't like to boast too much etc, and that would be really like blowing our own trumpets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razgriz93@gmail.com 228 Posted January 10, 2014 Can we have a flipbook version at least? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nereus77 59 Posted January 10, 2014 My pirate name is "Long Schlong Silver" , is this enough proof now that I bring the ownage?Go in peace child.No it isn't, infant. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 Can we have a flipbook version at least?This might be possible. Itchy is a world class illustrator and has been approached by both Marvel and DC comics on several occasions. I once myself drew a painting in my art class at school that was actually taken by my art teacher and auctioned in order to raise funds. I don't know how much it raised but the next year we had a new science wing that was better equipped than most research labs. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 No it isn't, infant.Bet you are a laugh at parties. Go in peace my son (from the thread). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GotAWarInTheHead 16 Posted January 10, 2014 I don't care about all these trolls. I thought your story was quite entertaining. At the end, I literally laughed. That's something I would attempt (eating while sniping) but fail at, haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 I don't care about all these trolls. I thought your story was quite entertaining. At the end, I literally laughed. That's something I would attempt (eating while sniping) but fail at, haha.Thanks brother , welcome to the Enlightened. Yes the left handed pizza shot would be outwith the bounds of the best players on their good hand. However Itchy is a marksman to the degree the word "marksman" has a picture of him below it when you look it up in a dictionary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old_Crow_Whiskey 119 Posted January 10, 2014 (edited) mooky32 why did you just open fire on a group of guys getting food at the supermarket? Seems kinda harsh. You might be a killing giant but I think a day-z midget. Great story btw. This game has excellent mechanics for an alpha. Hopefully EA is taking notes somewhere. Edited January 10, 2014 by Old_Crow_Whiskey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 mooky32 why did you just open fire on a group of guys getting food at the supermarket? Seems kinda harsh. You might be a killing giant but I think a day-z midget. Great story btw. This game has excellent mechanics for an alpha. Hopefully EA is taking notes somewhere.Kind friend , please read the thread. I explained my reasons. Itchy and I are protectors of Elektro. Anyone caught inside the city are terminated with maximum prejudice. I am not a vengeful person and I will strike down the first person that says I am, but borders must be respected. Our followers are actually allowed in Elektro, that's a membership benefit that the enlightened enjoy, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nereus77 59 Posted January 10, 2014 mooky32 why did you just open fire on a group of guys getting food at the supermarket? Seems kinda harsh. You might be a killing giant but I think a day-z midget. Great story btw. This game has excellent mechanics for an alpha. Hopefully EA is taking notes somewhere.EA doesn't take notes, they've been making games for many years. Besides, they're too big to fail! #BigBusinessBigEgo Mooky shoots fish in a barrel and calls it 'hunting with skill.' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 EA doesn't take notes, they've been making games for many years. Besides, they're too big to fail! #BigBusinessBigEgo Mooky shoots fish in a barrel and calls it 'hunting with skill.' Friend, please do not let skill envy cloud our relationship. You can repent at anytime and join the ranks of the Enlightened. Peace be with you. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old_Crow_Whiskey 119 Posted January 10, 2014 Kind friend , please read the thread. I explained my reasons. Itchy and I are protectors of Elektro. Anyone caught inside the city are terminated with maximum prejudice. I am not a vengeful person and I will strike down the first person that says I am, but borders must be respected. Our followers are actually allowed in Elektro, that's a membership benefit that the enlightened enjoy, Put up a sign or something eh? ;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gingatsu 68 Posted January 10, 2014 If you look back at the threads mooky and I don't boast with videos, as these can easily be faked, plus we don't have the capacity for video. I will one day post my expert possessed like abilities for you to make your own mind up. The information I gave you was merely the premis for being able to understand the game and long distance shots, in turn enabling you to be expert enough to shoot a survivor that is running, and zig sagging from 900 meters away with your left hand while eating a chicken tikka pizza. Now I am not sure if this is possible with any other kind of pizza as I haven't tried yet. Mooky did however manage to axe 4 heavily armed players that revealed his cover when he was eating a prawn chop suey, he was in fact half blind by the noodles that he had to slurp up quickly that overshot his mouth and hit him in the eye. Hats off to him. Peace brother.Ah I see... so you dont boast with videos but you boast with written stuff like the cheap action movie shit you splattered here on the forum... I call it shit coz I dont believe that you sir have done this stuff at all... and by the way.. can you tell me how you fake a video in which you shoot a target from 800 meters and the target gets hit and dies? coz if you manage to do this, than you really should go to hollywood and apply for a really high paid job (at least 10k$) coz this is something really no one can achieve... So my good mister... either you proove your claimings with some video, or you stop blabbering bullshit... I am not convinced in any way that you can shoot any target from 800 meters in this game and eat pizza meanwhile. you two have a nice time in the forum with people :D by the way... can you tell me what kinda stuff you two pump in? it really works as I see Go in peace my friend :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mooky32 308 Posted January 10, 2014 Ah I see... so you dont boast with videos but you boast with written stuff like the cheap action movie shit you splattered here on the forum... I call it shit coz I dont believe that you sir have done this stuff at all... and by the way.. can you tell me how you fake a video in which you shoot a target from 800 meters and the target gets hit and dies? coz if you manage to do this, than you really should go to hollywood and apply for a really high paid job (at least 10k$) coz this is something really no one can achieve... So my good mister... either you proove your claimings with some video, or you stop blabbering bullshit... I am not convinced in any way that you can shoot any target from 800 meters in this game and eat pizza meanwhile. you two have a nice time in the forum with people :D by the way... can you tell me what kinda stuff you two pump in? it really works as I see Go in peace my friend :DChild. child, child. Please calm yourself and practice some deep breathing exercises. Its like you are viewing the Sistine chapel for the first time. The sheer perfection of the event that has been described has left you in a rapture where you are sort of going through a stage of denial. Because Itchy is the kind of sniper you couldn't hope to emulate, you are angry with your own failings and through transference you bring that anger to this post. You think he didn't make that shot? PLEASE, I haven't laughed so much since my grandma caught her tit in the mangle. Wisdom received you may now go in peace. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchysock 35 Posted January 11, 2014 that fish is bigger than the United States by the looks of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchysock 35 Posted January 11, 2014 I've done shit like this way to many times thanks, and im glad you did not elaborate on your toilet habits. Go in peace brother and be grateful to the elektro enlightened. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchysock 35 Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) Put up a sign or something eh? ;) No need, there is one up already, 'elekro'. That's all you need to remember and if you see it I would turn around faster than a Boeing engine spins at full thrust and go the other way, unless you are part of the elektro enlightened. Peace be with you brother. Edited January 11, 2014 by Itchycock Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Itchysock 35 Posted January 11, 2014 Ah I see... so you dont boast with videos but you boast with written stuff like the cheap action movie shit you splattered here on the forum... I call it shit coz I dont believe that you sir have done this stuff at all... and by the way.. can you tell me how you fake a video in which you shoot a target from 800 meters and the target gets hit and dies? coz if you manage to do this, than you really should go to hollywood and apply for a really high paid job (at least 10k$) coz this is something really no one can achieve... So my good mister... either you proove your claimings with some video, or you stop blabbering bullshit... I am not convinced in any way that you can shoot any target from 800 meters in this game and eat pizza meanwhile. you two have a nice time in the forum with people :D by the way... can you tell me what kinda stuff you two pump in? it really works as I see Go in peace my friend :D Have faith and stop being so resentful, does the faithful Christian need anything other than the bible to believe in the almighty? And the million of other mortal soles? Our status commands such respect. If I decide to get the capability I will think about making a video, no doubt we will hear shouts of 'fake' and have to defend that, leading us to have to go on Sky News and CNN live to show the world, and universe incase any ET's are listening and marvelling at an expertise they have never witnessed in their time of galactic space travel. Until then believe it my brother, you will not be let down, only protected by the gods of Elektro as you will be one of the Elekto enlightened. Peace my fellow brother. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinup69 24 Posted January 11, 2014 Na dude it's all on YouTube if u want the links :)Sorry to burst ya bubble wee man. As your name suggest brother, you may have been potentially high at the time of these imagined events. Leave the real stuff to the experts and keep taking a hit of the real shit. Go in peace. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skinup69 24 Posted January 11, 2014 (edited) Electro is boring for me..that's why my toilet habits work so well.thanks, and im glad you did not elaborate on your toilet habits. Go in peace brother and be grateful to the elektro enlightened. Edited January 11, 2014 by Skinup69 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
