octopos 26 Posted December 31, 2013 Hail all..... Ok.. this is a short and direct topic: I and my friends usually plays as a "gray player"... It means we don't Kos or even masturbate you... But from S.A day one, we killed EVERY player who cross our path. Why? They doesn't communicaateee!! Every time they just pop on ur screens, carrying guns and running.... NO one will hail a player who is pointing you a gun and screaming "friendly"!! Friendly ISN'T a MAGIC word.... If ur really a friend one, HIDE your self and start talking(or writing some times voices are just too low):"Hey I'm near u, I'm not hostile... may I show my self" and blabla If you just pop at someone field of view, run and start explain your self...or just run. Cya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jfiles 439 Posted December 31, 2013 It means we don't Kos or even masturbate you... WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meat pie 632 Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) Damn man this one time I was walking down cherno main street and this bandit walked up to me he pointed his gun and I put my hands up and was all "dont kill me plz" and he was all "drop those pants boy" and i was like Wut? and he yelled "DROP EM" So I did,scared to death what he was planning. Then he did not kos even masturbate me. Edited December 31, 2013 by meat pie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zogvarn 118 Posted December 31, 2013 non english speaker. Me thinks google translate failed you horribly. As for the topic, it is just common sense to communicate with an unknown person from cover instead of revealing yourself. If you didn't know that you deserve whats coming. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meat pie 632 Posted December 31, 2013 (edited) non english speaker. Me thinks google translate failed you horribly. As for the topic, it is just common sense to communicate with an unknown person from cover instead of revealing yourself. If you didn't know that you deserve whats coming. I dont thing google translate made him say masturbate Edited December 31, 2013 by meat pie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nastjuid@gmail.com 2 Posted December 31, 2013 But from S.A day one, we killed EVERY player who cross our path. Why? They doesn't communicaateee!! The 'e' in communicate is silent. Including two more only makes me think you're retarded when I try to enunciate what you type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Bogan 350 Posted December 31, 2013 . It means we don't Kos or even masturbate you... Dam some people have adapted weird fetishes on this game.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadyfizzle 80 Posted December 31, 2013 Dam some people have adapted weird fetishes on this game....Hey man, the zombie Apocalypse is a lonely place ... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aussie Bogan 350 Posted December 31, 2013 Hey man, the zombie Apocalypse is a lonely place ... yeah, your completely right but most people don't need someone to assist them :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NagsterTheGangster 388 Posted December 31, 2013 WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.Maybe he's on an Iphone lool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juicymarmalade 3 Posted December 31, 2013 yeah, your completely right but most people don't need someone to assist them :D A bit off topic but your signature is the best thing I've seen in awhile :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mzltv 2281 Posted December 31, 2013 I can say with hand on heart that I've never been masturbated by a bandit. In SA or IRL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foobar (DayZ) 0 Posted December 31, 2013 I'm not sure which I'm more worried about now....being KOS'd or being masturbated on by someone. Going to be interesting the next time I run into a person! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
starwarsfan@gmx.de 450 Posted December 31, 2013 Finally I understand why people KoS... nobody wants to be masturbated. :beans: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
terminal_boy 860 Posted December 31, 2013 I can say with hand on heart that I've never been masturbated by a bandit. In SA or IRL.I think your local Craigslist can fix this for you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
