November Round-up

[Ustor 11]

English: Ustor nobody understand you mate. Your english sucks.

 

Russian/English: Nehto teba ru-sa-me-eh, Tve anghelski net horosho.

Ra-zu-me-et( it's very old, like 17-18cent, now po-ni-ma-et, lol), tvoy angliyski ploh. It's difficult as you see. But it isn't in russian. It's very bad, very. It's diff. :blush: 

[Ustor 11]

If you realy study russian - give up hope, it's not yours

[CornProducts 315]

Amazing how your English has improved over the course of this thread.

[Ustor 11]

Amazing how your English has improved over the course of this thread.

I drink my beer yest.  :blush:  Can I? Seriously, i don't see dictionary or other things. All I know - I communicate with surv.

Edited November 20, 2013 by Ustor

[Ustor 11]

Eng guys if you want in russian practice - privat. Poor russian, no urk and others.

If you want discipline "matugi" - welcome, lol

Edited November 20, 2013 by Ustor

[HumanBeing25 299]

I drink my beer yest.  :blush:  Can I? Seriously, i don't see dictionary or other things. All I know - I communicate with surv.

Drinking beer yeast can have health benefits if your immune system is already sufficient to deal with the yeast. However, if not, you can end up with having yeast growth in your intestines, where the yeast will release alcohol into your liver directly thus causing "chronic drunkenness".

I think you may already be chronically drunk :D

[Ustor 11]

Drinking beer yeast can have health benefits if your immune system is already sufficient to deal with the yeast. However, if not, you can end up with having yeast growth in your intestines, where the yeast will release alcohol into your liver directly thus causing "chronic drunkenness".

I think you may already be chronically drunk :D

A year ago i have 108kg, now 64kg, but in english too hard how. There was no beer, yes, but kognac n vodra, lol. If you mama's son - write.

[Mazzar 231]

If you realy study russian - give up hope, it's not yours

 

If y0u r3aly st0dy anglash - g1ve up h0pe, poo n0t urs

 

Im australian, my heritiage is ukraininan. I dont study russian, i think russians smell like shit (hem-no). I wouldn't ever want to learn their language fully, the most angry, selfish and corrupt people on the planet.

 

Anyways, thats probably why it isnt 100%

[Ustor 11]

If y0u r3aly st0dy anglash - g1ve up h0pe, poo n0t urs

 

Im australian, my heritiage is ukraininan. I dont study russian, i think russians smell like shit (hem-no). I wouldn't ever want to learn their language fully, the most angry, selfish and corrupt people on the planet.

 

Anyways, thats probably why it isnt 100%

He know russian, their gastarbaiters( ukr) know, but language, he think, he don't like. Really, in WW was 2 ukrainians, he like for Hitler. Ukr gastarbaiters like turk in Germany.

Edited November 20, 2013 by Ustor

[Ustor 11]

Where you see russian people in Europe - it's not russian people, they are ukrain.

[m.w. vindicator 880]

If y0u r3aly st0dy anglash - g1ve up h0pe, poo n0t urs

 

Im australian, my heritiage is ukraininan. I dont study russian, i think russians smell like shit (hem-no). I wouldn't ever want to learn their language fully, the most angry, selfish and corrupt people on the planet.

 

Anyways, thats probably why it isnt 100%

 

Easy there mate.  Don't start calling the Russians names.  I don't care if your Ukranian, that doesn't give you the right to start name calling

 

He know russian, their gastarbaiters( ukr) know, but language, he think, he don't like. Really, in WW was 2 ukrainians, he like for Hitler. Ukr gastarbaiters like turk in Germany.

 

 

I don't know what this is saying.  I am sorry.

 

I recommend you got check out the Russian sub-forum  

[Dchil 829]

Drinking beer yeast can have health benefits if your immune system is already sufficient to deal with the yeast. However, if not, you can end up with having yeast growth in your intestines, where the yeast will release alcohol into your liver directly thus causing "chronic drunkenness".

I think you may already be chronically drunk :D

Why do i not have a problem with this to happening to me. Not that it has, just the idea of it.

[HumanBeing25 299]

A year ago i have 108kg, now 64kg, but in english too hard how. There was no beer, yes, but kognac n vodra, lol. If you mama's son - write.

Sir, I am mama's son, and I would like to obtain this 'write' of yours.

Какая погода? Выпьем, что!

 

With the permission from his excellency, Barack Hussain Oh, Bama, I ask you on this day, the 20th of November, 2013, whether or not you accept the reward for the best DayZ forum troll of 2013. What is your reply? Хотите стакан водки?

[HumanBeing25 299]

Why do i not have a problem with this to happening to me. Not that it has, just the idea of it.

Because Ustor used his mind control abilities on you, thus giving you the false and fixed belief that chronic drunkenness is a bad thing.

[Ustor 11]

Sir, I am mama's son, and I would like to obtain this 'write' of yours.

Какая погода? Выпьем, что!

 

With the permission from his excellency, Barack Hussain Oh, Bama, I ask you on this day, the 20th of November, 2013, whether or not you accept the reward for the best DayZ forum troll of 2013. What is your reply? Хотите стакан водки?

My bear wont, sorry, kommunist stolen my balalayka. I went Kizhi to buy new Stalin.

[Ustor 11]

Because Ustor used his mind control abilities on you, thus giving you the false and fixed belief that chronic drunkenness is a bad thing.

My teacher in school don't like "because", hmm

[Ustor 11]

All people in French eat mayonese, aha

[Mazzar 231]

Easy there mate.  Don't start calling the Russians names.  I don't care if your Ukranian, that doesn't give you the right to start name calling

 

Its the same group of people. Its my race, so i can be racist to my own race if i want to be. The countries currently (as of just afew years ago) have different names, but its the same group of people, more than half of ukraine is russian and speaks only russian (the east). So excuse me, i do have the right, i dont think you've been appointed to take that away from me.

 

Its like going up to african-americans and telling them they cant use the 'N' word because its politically incorrect.

Edited November 20, 2013 by Mazzar

[Ustor 11]

Its the same group of people. Its my race, so i can be racist to my own race if i want to be. The countries currently (as of just afew years ago) have different names, but its the same group of people, more than half of ukraine is russian and speaks only russian (the east). So excuse me, i do have the right, i dont think you've been appointed to take that away from me.

 

Its like going up to african-americans and telling them they cant use the 'N' word because its politically incorrect.

Your race went to rest in Cremea with their own potatos!!!111 This is his race!

[Mazzar 231]

No idea what Cremea is

Unless you mean, O-cremu, like, by ourselves...but then your sentence still doesnt make sense haha.

 

Anyways, nobody understands you here, sorry. Best to use the russian forums.

 

Edit: he replied with "So your potatos are real" ?, thanks?

Edited November 20, 2013 by Mazzar

[Ustor 11]

So svoey kartohoy real'no!

[bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204]

That wrench needs more detail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Seriously tho, it looks amazingly realistic. Kudos to the developer, pure art. I can't wait to bash some zombie skulls in with it.

[Dchil 829]

mosin vs m4. Who will triumph?

 

 

imo m4 for zombies and firefights mosin for longer range and looting.

[rossums 2190]

No idea what Cremea is

Unless you mean, O-cremu, like, by ourselves...but then your sentence still doesnt make sense haha.

 

Anyways, nobody understands you here, sorry. Best to use the russian forums.

 

Edit: he replied with "So your potatos are real" ?, thanks?

I think he means Crimea, an autonomous Republic within Ukraine.

He just comes across a bit like a monkey pounding a keyboard.

[HumanBeing25 299]

I think he means Crimea, an autonomous Republic within Ukraine.

He just comes across a bit like a monkey pounding a keyboard.

He's a troll who speaks English much better than he wants you to believe. Just pretend with the rest of us that he is successful, or entirely ignore him.

Edited November 20, 2013 by HumanBeing25