Worst bandits you have ever seen?

[harley001 315]

I am just curious what are some of the WORST bandits you have ever seen.  I mean like REALLY BAD.  Like someone who would suck at dayz even with hacks.  

 

For me it was yesterday.  Some guy snuck up behind me and told me to not turn around.  I ask him what he wants he says (in a 8 year old voice) "Don't move, I need to make sure i hit".  Well seeing as he plans on killing me I start running while I try to find cover.  Then he starts screaming 'STOP!  I AM GOING TO SHOOT YOU!  IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL SHOOT YOU!"  He just said he is going to shoot me, now he says if I stop he won't.  Eventually I turn around and start shooting (note he has not fired a single shot).  I him in the leg and he starts screaming again (this time in side chat)  "NOOOOOO!  I FINALLY GOT LOOT, STOP IT!  WHY ARE YOU KILLING ME?  I HAVEN'T SHOT YOU YET!" (he kept talking but I had no clue what he was saying.  I think he may have been crying).  After he died I heard some background shouting off his mic (I think his parents discovered him) and he suddenly disconnected.  I checked his loot, he had a lee enfeild whole time...  With no ammo. 

 

 

 

I am REALLY hoping that guy was trolling.  Because if someone can be that bad and ragey at dayz then I am losing hope in humanity.  Sorry for any spelling/grammar mistakes.  I am sure the grammar nazi party will deal with me if they find any.  Anyways if anyone thinks they know/can find a worst bandit.  I HAVE TO KNOW.  I didn't think anyone this dumb could install the mod!          

 

 

[applejaxc 2500]

Hold on let me find the video.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTiTSqBfgAA&feature=share&list=PL7XH4CVGhhYRMHvGZnOkSQu5u9g_Kfgm9

Edited September 2, 2013 by Applejaxc

[Michaelvoodoo25 3120]

Im the worst bandit! I am too kind, when I say bandit I mean Santa Clause

[bad_mojo (DayZ) 1204]

One time on a small coastal town a hatchet bandit was chasing me so I ran around the entire town and gathered up the zombies, it was pretty epic, I ended up dying due to being bit myself, but I'm pretty sure I saw him die too. It was complete insanity. Might have been during the patch where zombies would zerg spawn, there were so many.

[broguenz 333]

Hold on let me find the video.

 

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OMFG I shot that Z's big toe like 20 times why won't it die

[itamar (DayZ) 13]

Me. Every ambush i do is going and should be perfect. I hide and wait for someon, usually from small distance. He comes, i shoot a full mag, miss 99% of bullets because my hurt always banging as shit, and get killed with 1 shot to head.. happened to me EVERY time i made an ambush.

[Skat3rat 1633]

A hacking 10 year old who was screaming over Side chat about how good he was as he tp'd to people and sprayed at them with his DMR.

[mercules 1290]

Shot a guy in a bandit skin who wandered up and was looting the backpack of a guy who stopped in bush to apparently AFK for a few minutes. Sniped him and he started complaining because I didn't shoot the AFK survivor instead of him. 

[Frytek 130]

A dude that me and my friend, were playing with for a day, untill we discovered how much he sucked at being a bandit. So he got killed while ambushing someone, cant shoot straight and drive a car without crashing. But the most important:we heard his annoying, pre mutated voice. We decided to make an ultimate betrayal. I told him to pick me up(crashed the SUV on the way). As he drove up, I simply popped him in the head with Lee. Great shitstorm over sidechat began. Then I camped at Electro sniper hill, 500 meters from firestation. My friend tells him to come to the roof of the power plant. Easy shot ( his M 107 ), burst of blood from his head. This time he typed only Should have known. Didnt see a more naive dude in my whole life (we were both Poles playing with eachother, so quite a Sherlock he was).

[TheCreeper (DayZ) 3565]

Worst one to date, playing on server, fresh spawn, i head into electro, find a Enfeild, as I go around looting hear something like a DRM, its hitting buildings all around me, " meh, guy can't shoot for shit " I thought to myself, then over side I hear what sounds like a 13 year old kid that has just learned the word " MFer " which he used a lot, " quit Fing hacking, my had my scope on your head nine times and the bullets hit behind you ", i just laugh and keep looting, five shots later ( which missed ) I find a pair of Bino's and start scanning sniper hill, which to my surprise, he wasn't there, so I look at the power plant, like a true dumb ass, there he is at the top of the smoke stack, so I run over there, and climb up ( how he didn't hear me climbing up, I don't know ), so now I'm standing behind him, yet again, over side his punk ass yells out with " turn off your inviz hack, faggot ", I switch to direct and key up, " i'm not inviz, I'm standing behind you ", to which he replies, on side " now you're not, faggot, only one way to get to me, and you didn't take it ", s smile, take aim at the back of his head, yet again, I'm on Direct VIOP " so you're not on the smoke stack at the power plant ", " no " he answers " thats a spot for camping ass faggots ", " good to know " I respond and pull the trigger " so, how was the view, camping ass faggot? "

 

He rage logs.

[Diggydug (DayZ) 331]

The worst "bandits" I ever experience are generally on the really casual servers I go to mess around on. It seems like no one is ever a good shot on those.

 

One of the worst I've seen, however, was on US 3480, when my pals and I had fixed up a bus and were stopping by the factory near Solinichniy for some parts and a guy on the roof decided to unload his M4 popping two tires.

At this point we thought this guy knew what he was doing but no one was hurt, only two tires popped and the shots stopped. I went to the roof to get the guy and he was gone.

 

My friend was looking for parts in the building when he heard flies and it turns out, the guy had fallen off the roof. He had one job!

_________

 

Another instance was my friend and myself going to check out a heli crash and we had a dirtbike, as soon as I stop to get off, we get shot at by an M24 and my friend was hit. I ran to the trees and figured I'd wait it out.

Eventually I see the guy circling around trying to get the jump on me, wielding a revolver now. I lose sight of him, I'm prone in a couple of trees. I hear something immediately behind me, get shot, turn around, and unload an m16 into the guy.

I was baffled how a guy with a revolver, who had every chance to get a headshot at point-blank, missed my head, and only shot once...

[Bludy 324]

a ''sniper'', on infamous elektro hill, who was so bad everyone was looting the town exactly like he wasn't there shooting at all..

[DanielTy88 133]

I am sure a lot of people have already seen this one, But if you haven't, Here you go.lol

 

Edited September 4, 2013 by DanielTy88

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

I was bandaging a poor soul in Kamyshovo when a dude in a chick skin, who sounded about 10-12 years old, came out of the treeline and held us up.  He told me I have "nice" gear, and started shooting at me. I was standing still, and his MP5 was on the giggle switch. He emptied an entire magazine, and I picked up my CZ while  he was reloading and ran behind a house. My friend who was bandaging shot him in the leg, and I come out of cover to hear the bandit whining over side. I tell him to switch to direct, and he tells me that I "don't know the game control things,". Since he ran out of ammo trying to shoot at me and the guy, we deice our best route of action is to fuck with him. My friend offers to drag him off, but insist we kill him. He turns down my offer to execute the child, and instead walks off in the direction of Rog. A few minutes later, I see the bandit's death message and my friend say "The deed has been done, meet me in Otmel.". then, the kid starts crying over side, yelling at us "what I do to you to make you do that?", and I could hear what sounded like muffled sobs. After watching the leagues of people on side insulting him(through text of course), I meet up with my friend and I ask him what he did. He tells me: "I dragged him up to the tower, dropped him off, and fed him to the zombies.". I laughed, and we looted the city of Elektro. it was a glorious day indeed.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

Hold on let me find the video.

 

SKIP TO 4:00

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTiTSqBfgAA&feature=share&list=PL7XH4CVGhhYRMHvGZnOkSQu5u9g_Kfgm9

What is with the blue tint, and your commentary is annoying as hell. I assume because you are lonely.

[applejaxc 2500]

What is with the blue tint, and your commentary is annoying as hell. I assume because you are lonely.

 

What did I ever do to piss you off so much?

[Anarchyihdi 151]

 

Skip to 29 minutes :)

 

Anarchy.

[harley001 315]

 

Skip to 29 minutes :)

 

Anarchy.

Nice.  That was good aim with the double barrel.

[Vicco 123]

Don't know if he was the worst, but probably had the shortest life.

Shosho classic, at 19:00.

[Anarchyihdi 151]

Nice.  That was good aim with the double barrel.

Thanks :)

[Jex 1104]

 I am sure the grammar nazi party will deal with me if they find any. 

 

Vee haff vays of making you SPELL!!!

 

LOL hold still so I can shoot you with the bullets I don't have?

 

Pretty much all bandits I come across can't aim for shit