Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted July 19, 2013 Hallo, Hello, Bonjour...Now, let me gather you around...The hills and fields of Chenarus, Hold a horrible secret, "Secrets" to be more precise. Before you share your story, I will share mine. I recently split from my bandit group, The "Stormtruppen" of kreig, The second in command had been killed, well...Devoured to be true. And the others had run away from another bandit squad called "Yetis of Chenarus". I chose not to abandon my post, and stood in the tower of green mountain, this was a good opportunity to test the myth which surrounded it. Anyway, I recently got something to eat and arrived back at my computer. I saw a hatchback, and a SUV, slowly tread along the road leading to the tower. I saw somebody in the back of the hatchback, my heart raced, I hid behind a mass grave. 5 guys overall, all heroes, surrounded the gate and sent the guy in the boot of the hatchback to scout, he was hit my a zombie, but he cleared one out with a M9, he shouted "CLEAR!" In direct chat, I laid still... The 5 heroes charged in shooting apart the undead with AK's. I nearly had a heart attack, I hid in a bush at the side of the grave, they gathered around the dead body I just looted, one questioned "Got the f#%€*$ radio", the scout wearily said yes, in his 12 year old American accent. The rest of the group laughed. The scout gave the leader the radio, in which triggered the discussion of the group. "Sorry buddy, but your a noob at dayz, why did you trust me". The scout didn't have time to reply, and before laying a breath, a hole was in his head. The leader gathered the radio and loot from the scout into his bag, before finishing of the scout with a hatchet. They then discussed about a city north from where we were, a place in which body's were hung up, they laughed and joked about this... They then repeatedly hacked the body, and then crouched around it saying, "This will feed us for a few days lads". I thought they were joking, either way it made me sick even for my standards. They then excitedly rolled around the body before getting back into the cars and driving off, they did nothing to the radio....Either way it disturbed me....WARNING:THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ZE GRAMMAR WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED! Have a pleasant day...my little Snickerdoodle... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted July 19, 2013 Hallo, Hello, Bonjour...Now, let me gather you around...The hills and fields of Chenarus, Hold a horrible secret, "Secrets" to be more precise. Before you share your story, I will share mine. I recently split from my bandit group, The "Stormtruppen" of kreig, The second in command had been killed, well...Devoured to be true. And the others had run away from another bandit squad called "Yetis of Chenarus". I chose not to abandon my post, and stood in the tower of green mountain, this was a good opportunity to test the myth which surrounded it. Anyway, I recently got something to eat and arrived back at my computer. I saw a hatchback, and a SUV, slowly tread along the road leading to the tower. I saw somebody in the back of the hatchback, my heart raced, I hid behind a mass grave. 5 guys overall, all heroes, surrounded the gate and sent the guy in the boot of the hatchback to scout, he was hit my a zombie, but he cleared one out with a M9, he shouted "CLEAR!" In direct chat, I laid still... The 5 heroes charged in shooting apart the undead with AK's. I nearly had a heart attack, I hid in a bush at the side of the grave, they gathered around the dead body I just looted, one questioned "Got the f#%€*$ radio", the scout wearily said yes, in his 12 year old American accent. The rest of the group laughed. The scout gave the leader the radio, in which triggered the discussion of the group. "Sorry buddy, but your a noob at dayz, why did you trust me". The scout didn't have time to reply, and before laying a breath, a hole was in his head. The leader gathered the radio and loot from the scout into his bag, before finishing of the scout with a hatchet. They then discussed about a city north from where we were, a place in which body's were hung up, they laughed and joked about this... They then repeatedly hacked the body, and then crouched around it saying, "This will feed us for a few days lads". I thought they were joking, either way it made me sick even for my standards. They then excitedly rolled around the body before getting back into the cars and driving off, they did nothing to the radio....Either way it disturbed me....WARNING:THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ZE GRAMMAR WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED! Have a pleasant day...my little Snickerdoodle...*by... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 19, 2013 I am disrespecting your lack of paragraphs 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted July 20, 2013 I am disrespecting your lack of paragraphsWell, just the way I do...looks intimidating to some people, of course not you... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulHunter (DayZ) 233 Posted July 20, 2013 WARNING:THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ZE GRAMMAR WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED!I do disrespect "ZE GRAMMAR". Feel free to correct me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted July 20, 2013 I do disrespect "ZE GRAMMAR". Feel free to correct me.You will pay, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!Go ahead, they're is nothing accountable that I can see which is incorrect, but you have denied my authority, thus I have assigned you to primary war, go and join the grammar resistance, you will fall together with your false grammar... , Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulHunter (DayZ) 233 Posted July 20, 2013 (edited) You will pay, YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!Go ahead, they're is nothing accountable that I can see which is incorrect, but you have denied my authority, thus I have assigned you to primary war, go and join the grammar resistance, you will fall together with your false grammar... ,What does "they're is nothing.." mean ? Btw there can be no "false grammar" in truth. If it is a grammar, it cannot be "false". The way it is used by someone might be wrong, which doesn't make it a "false grammar". PS:And right.. I dare you; http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/142909-players-that-say-i-have-make-a-steal-is-a-liars/?p=1408329 Edited July 20, 2013 by SoulHunter 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted July 20, 2013 and a SUV Here is one. As you have used the abbreviation, it should be "an SUV", not "a SUV". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulHunter (DayZ) 233 Posted July 20, 2013 Hallo, Hello, Bonjour...Now, let me gather you around...The hills and fields of Chenarus, Hold a horrible secret, "Secrets" to be more precise. Before you share your story, I will share mine. I recently split from my bandit group, The "Stormtruppen" of kreig, The second in command had been killed, well...Devoured to be true. And the others had run away from another bandit squad called "Yetis of Chenarus". I chose not to abandon my post, and stood in the tower of green mountain, this was a good opportunity to test the myth which surrounded it. Anyway, I recently got something to eat and arrived back at my computer. I saw a hatchback, and a SUV, slowly tread along the road leading to the tower. I saw somebody in the back of the hatchback, my heart raced, I hid behind a mass grave. 5 guys overall, all heroes, surrounded the gate and sent the guy in the boot of the hatchback to scout, he was hit my a zombie, but he cleared one out with a M9, he shouted "CLEAR!" In direct chat, I laid still... The 5 heroes charged in shooting apart the undead with AK's. I nearly had a heart attack, I hid in a bush at the side of the grave, they gathered around the dead body I just looted, one questioned "Got the f#%€*$ radio", the scout wearily said yes, in his 12 year old American accent. The rest of the group laughed. The scout gave the leader the radio, in which triggered the discussion of the group. "Sorry buddy, but your a noob at dayz, why did you trust me". The scout didn't have time to reply, and before laying a breath, a hole was in his head. The leader gathered the radio and loot from the scout into his bag, before finishing of the scout with a hatchet. They then discussed about a city north from where we were, a place in which body's were hung up, they laughed and joked about this... They then repeatedly hacked the body, and then crouched around it saying, "This will feed us for a few days lads". I thought they were joking, either way it made me sick even for my standards. They then excitedly rolled around the body before getting back into the cars and driving off, they did nothing to the radio....Either way it disturbed me....WARNING:THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ZE GRAMMAR WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED!Have a pleasant day...my little Snickerdoodle... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fluxley 2228 Posted July 20, 2013 Worst Grammer Nazi Ever! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gking19 22 Posted July 20, 2013 I watched people jump off a tall building and die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDesigner 1197 Posted July 20, 2013 Crashes a car on one of those damned stone walls in the middle of fields and the car was full of people in my TS. Needless to say, I got out unscathed because I knew what was coming, but all of them were knocked unconcious. Whilst attempting to drag one away, the car exploded, killing the whole crew except for me. I never drove again. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liquidcactus 719 Posted July 21, 2013 interesting story..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AmberHelios 2071 Posted July 21, 2013 Hallo, Hello, Bonjour...Now, let me gather you around...The hills and fields of Chenarus, Hold a horrible secret, "Secrets" to be more precise. Before you share your story, I will share mine. I recently split from my bandit group, The "Stormtruppen" of kreig, The second in command had been killed, well...Devoured to be true. And the others had run away from another bandit squad called "Yetis of Chenarus". I chose not to abandon my post, and stood in the tower of green mountain, this was a good opportunity to test the myth which surrounded it. Anyway, I recently got something to eat and arrived back at my computer. I saw a hatchback, and a SUV, slowly tread along the road leading to the tower. I saw somebody in the back of the hatchback, my heart raced, I hid behind a mass grave. 5 guys overall, all heroes, surrounded the gate and sent the guy in the boot of the hatchback to scout, he was hit my a zombie, but he cleared one out with a M9, he shouted "CLEAR!" In direct chat, I laid still... The 5 heroes charged in shooting apart the undead with AK's. I nearly had a heart attack, I hid in a bush at the side of the grave, they gathered around the dead body I just looted, one questioned "Got the f#%€*$ radio", the scout wearily said yes, in his 12 year old American accent. The rest of the group laughed. The scout gave the leader the radio, in which triggered the discussion of the group. "Sorry buddy, but your a noob at dayz, why did you trust me". The scout didn't have time to reply, and before laying a breath, a hole was in his head. The leader gathered the radio and loot from the scout into his bag, before finishing of the scout with a hatchet. They then discussed about a city north from where we were, a place in which body's were hung up, they laughed and joked about this... They then repeatedly hacked the body, and then crouched around it saying, "This will feed us for a few days lads". I thought they were joking, either way it made me sick even for my standards. They then excitedly rolled around the body before getting back into the cars and driving off, they did nothing to the radio....Either way it disturbed me....WARNING:THOSE WHO DISRESPECT ZE GRAMMAR WILL BE IMMEDIATELY CORRECTED!Have a pleasant day...my little Snickerdoodle... “grammatical errors: 2” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747 Posted July 22, 2013 I thought it was a very funny story. "This will feed us for a few days lads" - fucking hysterical. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
khaenz 93 Posted July 23, 2013 Was playing DayZ 2017, and me and my friend were stalking a group of 3 survivors. They set up a campfire for some reason and just sat there, cooked some meat etc. We couldn't hear them talking, they were probably talking through skype or something. Then comes some retard with a double-barrel shotgun and peppers one of them with pellets, another one gets a Lee Enfield shot to the head. The last survivor attempts to escape, but gets shot in the back, and finished by the double-barrel guy, 5 metres from the fire. The bandits were talking in direct chat, and one of them was a 9 year old or something, and had the most stupid laugh I had ever heard. He nearly screamt "OH MY GOD, DID WE JUST KILL ALL 3 OF THEM?" while his friend, who I presume is around the age of 13, said "Hell yeah we did!" They proceeded to loot the poor survivors, when the older one of them said "Wait, did you know you can gut these?". They proceeded to gut the survivors, and found Human flesh on it. They cooked it on the campfire and ate it. They both got bandit skin. Me and my friend watched for a while, until we noticed they were about to leave, so we moved up, I had a Remington 870 (You could have it in the earlier versions) and my friend a Double-barrel and killed both of them. Was hilarious hearing the little kid screaming "SHOTS WERE GETTING SHOT AT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT". And that's how brutal Dayz 2017 is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devon206 (DayZ) 77 Posted July 23, 2013 Wal une tyme i herd dat der wes a vry bed bandet nd he kil evryone soz i sht himm in bck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CS14 133 Posted July 26, 2013 (edited) Best grammar nazi ever (/sarcasm) Too many commas.Too many periods.The first letter of every word in a title is supposed to be capitalized. But surely a grammar nazi like yourself should know these things. Edited July 26, 2013 by CS14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hosty 647 Posted July 27, 2013 Best grammar nazi ever (/sarcasm) Too many commas.Too many periods.The first letter of every word in a title is supposed to be capitalized. But surely a grammar nazi like yourself should know these things. He's just a rookie.(Psst, don't tell Dolfy! He might get executed...) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jesseindayz 7 Posted July 28, 2013 One time in a galaxy far far away on a server I forget a man was taking fresh spawns in his van up to a remote barn and escorting paying customers to the bar and they could do whatever they wanted with the nubs.. I believe it was called the Bambi Brothel 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
