SHIT/PISS SYSTEM V1.2

[Auslovich 48]

Speaking of shitting...

[SoWeMeetAgain 100]

Thanks for all of your comments and suggestions. I have no coding/scripting experience but I have endless ideas for this system. My goal as of now is to get a mod team and make this happen. Maybe in the future, this will be in the standalone. If anyone has coding or scripting knowledge, please shoot me a message and we can discuss.

if I could, I would!

[killzone_kid 51]

Sorry didn't read all points, but do you spawn flies over a steaming pile of poopoo? Gotta have that!

Edited July 6, 2013 by Killzone_Kid

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

Sorry didn't read all points, but do you spawn flies over a steaming pile of poopoo? Gotta have that!

Yup. Shit will spawn flies but will play a different sound than the dead player flies.

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

Just realized I labeled the axes on the graph backwards. Oops.

[methr1k2dop3 323]

I stopped reading when i got to "ass infection".

Hardest i have laughed in a long time.

[sgtpotatoes@gmail.com 30]

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[OrLoK 16185]

Hello there

Well, what can I say. A lot of thought may have gone into this. Perhaps too much?

Waste *should* be an issue as the vectors from it could be an interesting mechanic but perhaps some elements need to be toned down a little.

Lastly, like others have said, some ladies are capable of doing some interesting feats.

Let's not discriminate too much.

Rgds

LoK

[thesneakyfatcat 76]

Hello there

Well, what can I say. A lot of thought may have gone into this. Perhaps too much?

Waste *should* be an issue as the vectors from it could be an interesting mechanic but perhaps some elements need to be toned down a little.

Lastly, like others have said, some ladies are capable of doing some interesting feats.

Let's not discriminate too much.

Rgds

LoK

Maybe I could tone it down, just a bit -- but there's so many more features I have planned!

[Sutinen 635]

Maybe I could tone it down, just a bit -- but there's so many more features I have planned!

Oh, I can't wait to hear them.

[DayzForumer 284]

Let's drink to all the times he said Piss and Shit, товарищи!

I'm not actually Russian.

[SalamanderAnder (DayZ) 1747]

Is it like this over on the WOW forums too or is it unique to us?

Damnit Fraggle you made me laugh up my coffee.

[timboski 618]

I still prefer the Daley Thompson's Decathlon suggestion better.

Edited July 8, 2013 by Timboski

[DropBearChick 1216]

this right here is the future of games, throwing shit at people :D

[methr1k2dop3 323]

Let's drink to all the times he said Piss and Shit, товарищи!

I'm not actually Russian.

New drinking game.

I dig it

[Phobea 3]

Will there be added items in the game to coincide with this new system? I'd like to see items such as Buscopan Cramps, Senokot and laxatives added in so that we can combat the constipation side effect.

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[timboski 618]

Will there be added items in the game to coincide with this new system? I'd like to see items such as Buscopan Cramps, Senokot and laxatives added in so that we can combat the constipation side effect.

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Agree. You could lace all your food with laxatives. Then when you get killed and looted, the hungry bandit would be in for a nasty surprise.

[rowdygowdy 2]

/support   :)

[Mullraugh 1151]

I haven't laughed like that in months... Thank you.

[LancerG2 369]

I'm fucking dying here.

 

Don't think too much about this shit man. While being a good idea you must of developed some Scat fetish.

[Wolfensteinsaurus 2252]

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