You know you are playing too much DayZ when...

[beastoverlord 574]

When you flinch at the sound of helicopters and then try to find the direction they are coming from. 

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

• You wanna stop your car when you see a fire-station and go loot it.

You get angry at a store clerk because they don't have any Heinz Beans.

You're always looking over your shoulder.

You constantly want to press alt in games to free look, but then get upset at the game because it won't let you.

Animals scare you when you see them in the woods.

You have a constant urge to drink pepsi and coke to rehydrate.

Give the Middle-Eastern women at the mall a second glance when you see them wearing a Hijab covering their face (I couldn't help it, don't judge me)

Have more respect for people wearing Checkered shirts with vests.

Want to hide when you hear a news chopper going over your house.

[BigChef 55]

The sight of a man in tall rubber boots and a beret causes you to duck behind the corner of the nearest building in a crouch

[JPWiser 251]

* When you see a broken down car on the side of the road and think to yourself... "dam, wish i had a tire"

[BigChef 55]

You think "6000m, I can run that in less then half an hour"

[Nihoggr 16]

When you think you can actually run any more than 30 seconds.

[vgeurten 15]

When u see a cow your instinct tells you to take your hatchet and go at it..

[Jock McScottish 216]

When you scoop raw meat out of roadkill with your bare hands and stick it in your rucksack to eat later

Edited July 2, 2014 by Jock McScottish

[greenmountainserialkiller 10]

When you are hiking and you dive in the bushes and plan knocking them out XD