Who is your best friend in Dayz?

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

I think Mark is my best friend in Dayz.

He my favourite patient.

He always comes to my medic base in Tulga for help.

Then he say to me 'can you give me bloodbag?'

Yes Mark of course. I am doctor.

One time he even give me the binoculars for thanks.

It was very cool because I could see zombies very far and watch them and they dont know I was there.

Like a FBI.

:)

[voddler (DayZ) 367]

I've only had two friends in DayZ, one I met via a dayz chat that someone had put up in June last year.. And you!

[Mook 11]

gooby pls

[Heathcz 84]

this guy.

[bloodtrozorx 145]

He's back from his medic base, in Tulga.

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

One time me and Mark was running to my base in Tulga.

Then bandit people come and shoot us.

We was trapped in a house and Mark was allready low blood.

I say to Mark, you are weak and you must run.

I stay here and take their attention with the shotgun.

Then the bandits kill me.

But before I die I say please god make Mark survive.

And he was survived.

:)

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

One time Mark gave me a boat.

When it is nighttime and I have no nightvision.

I go to the boat and drive in the ocean very far.

I stay there until it is sunshine.

It is the true.

[SgtDouglas 87]

This guy is actually kinda funny, in my opinion.

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

Karl is in my clan and he hates Mark.

So I only bring Mark to my base when Karl is offline or he will be mad.

One day Karl ask me who eat his meat.

;)

[applejaxc 2500]

My gun. I just wish her bitch ammunition friends stuck around longer; it gets lonely, just my rifle and I.

[G000gle 200]

<'gooogle translation'>

What do you mean Apple?

If you are bandit please leave my topic or I will get admin.

This is not Elektro.

[IkaikaKekai 1957]

To stave off Dementia I glue googly eyes to all my Equipment.

Mr. Choppy is probably my first and best friend.

2nd Lt. Spyglass isn't that good of a friend but I like to have him around, he is a bit of a racist though.

[aussiestig 681]

Greatest thread of all time :lol:

Edited June 6, 2013 by AussieStig

[BwobBwub 660]

My M9SD, pewpewpew and the zambies are dead.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

Only two people I can think of, flares and Katie. I prefer flares over Katie, because Katie complains too much and flares make pretty fire. One day, me Katie and flare went to Tulga. We killed a medic. I wear his skin over my face to warn those who think they can shoot me. I WILL CHEW YOUR TENDONS AND DRINK YOUR STOMACH ACID, FRESHSPAWN.

[Cap'n (DayZ) 1827]

My gun. I just wish her bitch ammunition friends stuck around longer; it gets lonely, just my rifle and I.

If you happen to be sticking your genitalia in the action of the gun, I'd recommend you don't slip up and press the bolt release. It could get real messy.

[Statik (DayZ) 2695]

<'gooogle translation'>

My friend is gun.

My gun friend also have many names.

My name favourite for gun friend is 'screamer'.

That is because screams she does when I put pressure in the right places.

Anyways, screamer is very fun times, becuase she is fun.

Fun she is because she helps me get good gears, where I put at my bandit bases.

Whenever I pull the trigger on screamer, always she blesses me with a body of a "survivor" who gives me good things.

I really like it when screamer gives me "Medic Clan" members' bodies.

Because this is they have always carry good things, like food, and binoclears, so I can see other medic clan members from far, and they don't see me.

[applejaxc 2500]

If you happen to be sticking your genitalia in the action of the gun, I'd recommend you don't slip up and press the bolt release. It could get real messy.

But it hurts so good.

[terrvik 2409]

Is it possible to sticky a member? If so stick gooby pls

[Hetstaine 10852]

<'gooogle translation'>

What do you mean Apple?

If you are bandit please leave my topic or I will get admin.

This is not Elektro.

:beans:

[OrLoK 16182]

Is it possible to sticky a member? If so stick gooby pls

Sticky or ban? I'm undecided....

[PuRe DAYZ 39]

jojohn is my best friend in dayz, we met on a nice sunny day so i decided to stay inside. it was on teamspeak as a fellow white listed member of balotabuddies we talked and became friends.

[bfisher 561]

I had a friend once. I killed him for his beans.

[TheDude8D 13]

One time, I made friends with Fred. Fred and I had the best times, running through forests, fighting off the bandits, and just surviving together and enjoying each other. But then one day after running constantly for a couple hours, I decided to stop for the first time to make a campfire for the first time to sit down with Fred and talk about our lives. I started the animation to make the campfire and then Fred started to hit me, he glitched into a tree, growled and then ran through me and started to beat me. I don't know why and I shot him in his leg and he didn't die. He hit me until I died and then I respawn on the coast.

Admins please ban Fred.

[Steak and Potatoes 13480]

One time, I made friends with Fred. Fred and I had the best times, running through forests, fighting off the bandits, and just surviving together and enjoying each other. But then one day after running constantly for a couple hours, I decided to stop for the first time to make a campfire for the first time to sit down with Fred and talk about our lives. I started the animation to make the campfire and then Fred started to hit me, he glitched into a tree, growled and then ran through me and started to beat me. I don't know why and I shot him in his leg and he didn't die. He hit me until I died and then I respawn on the coast.

Admins please ban Fred.

Say what?