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What are the most annoying Questions that piss you off on sidechat?

#5. Can i get a lift

#4. Are there any Friendlies

#3. Any one want to team up

#2. When does the server restart

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#1. Is anyone in "Cherno,Electro,Balota"

These questions make my eyes bleed please add your favorites to the list

Ohh and Death Rants you got too love them

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I've never had a "Anyone in Balota?" asked in Side.

Anyway: I actually love when people ask, "Any friendlies in XXX," because it means there are some starter backpacks and painkillers for the taking.

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I always ask #3. Only coz i got no friends and sometimes I get bored playing with myself...

yep, i said it...

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#3 'Did someone steal XXX?'

#2 'Are you going to loot my body?'

#1 '*voice*'

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"who's shooting in Cherno?"

"nice spamfire"

"asshole"

"u can't shoot for shit"

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"who's shooting in Cherno?"

Often followed by...

SideChatGuy was killed

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#3 'Did someone steal XXX?'

#2 'Are you going to loot my body?'

Answers to this are.

You can only steal if it belongs to you.

I already like the gear I have, I'll check you for ammo and food, then I'm hiding it. Don't expect to get any thing back from it.

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"why u shoot me u prick"

"Watch out guys, *somerandomguy* is a bandit"

"where can i find weapon ???" <-- I have a picture which had this in it..

"i hear a helicopter"

"can anyone give me a lift"

And of course "anyone in Cherno?". You will always see that one.

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The most common I've seen is.

"Anyone in Cherno?"

:)

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"hacker!"

"Who looted my tent/vehicle"

"learn to shoot"

"AS50 enabled?"

"How do I Join a faction/clan" - despite rolling messages constantly looping on our server telling them exactly how to do so....

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One of my favorite little tricks is to say

"Yes just stole a (insert vehicle name here)" [even if i have not stolen it or know where it is]

wait a few seconds and then if an owner of said vehicle is online they panic and say

"Was it near (insert place name here) "

That is usually your clue to search said area... works with camps aswell. People are stupid

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I understand the need to interact with people, but side chat is the single most annoying thing BI came up with, especially with playing DayZ. Just constant people crying on side chat trying to justify why the person killed them is a hacker, end up ranting for a whole hour purely because they died, I wouldn't miss side chat if it was removed.. Anyway..

"learn to shoot u ***"

"y u kill meh, I waz friendly"

"hackerz, no way did u just kill me like dat"

"Your mom...."

Basically, anything a pre-teen would come up with. <_<

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"ADMIN. CAN I HAVE FREE GEAR/GUNS/CAR/HELI!?!?" <_<

Ive gotten that... a lot.

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I always ask #3. Only coz i got no friends and sometimes I get bored playing with myself...

yep, i said it...

You get bored playing with yourself? :o

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The most ridiculous question I see on side chat is: "Is anyone at NW airfield?". Especially when they ask on a server with 50 ppl

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"Isn't Skalka a really populated town?" I'm not lying, I've heard this before. My palm went throught the back of my head and back around to where I could touch my elbow.

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I understand the need to interact with people, but side chat is the single most annoying thing BI came up with, especially with playing DayZ. Just constant people crying on side chat trying to justify why the person killed them is a hacker, end up ranting for a whole hour purely because they died, I wouldn't miss side chat if it was removed.. Anyway..

"learn to shoot u ***"

"y u kill meh, I waz friendly"

"hackerz, no way did u just kill me like dat"

"Your mom...."

Basically, anything a pre-teen would come up with. <_<

another dayz player

Side chat is team based chat ya fuck

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