I Formally Challenge Dean 'Rocket' Hall To A Duel

[GOD™ 2795]

anywhere, anytime.

I can *nom* to the max.

[anAveragePotato 5]

I seem to remember a person under the same name as op camping elektro killing fresh spawn's on my home server , If that's anything to go off I can't imagine that Rocket would have anything to worry about.

[mzltv 2281]

This reminds me of an old demented clan leader when I was in [GOL] during the days of OFP.

If you wound him up enough, and trolled him about his aim, he'd literally break down like a bitch and be all like "OKAY, 1V1 PAINTBALL NOW!"

Kinda worrying, really...

Anyway, perhaps a hatchet tournament would be a nice way to pass the time until Standalone?

The winner to have his name put in gold as a DayZ Hero?

edit: and we can have a closed, locked server for the award ceremony, where everyone who participated just gets loads of chemlights and flares and just parties the fuck out.

Edited April 18, 2013 by mzltv

[DemonGroover 8836]

I would love a hatchet tournament. 50 players in the confines of Cherno - Go!

[bmrx 3]

Oh so called "Queen of DayZ" do you think you can defeat, THE CHAMPION OF DAYZ?

(Skip to 11:34 to watch the rise and fall of The Champion of DayZ)

He was the best of the best, a legend amongst men, the one who could of ended it all. Hailed as the bringer of the end of the Zombie Apocolypse, weilder of The Hatchet of Justice. He will be forever missed. One day he shall rise again.

[Ayy baby. 29]

I would beat him no problem.

[Goggalor 191]

Good luck challenging him to a duel.

Also, I don't like you, because your name is too long and it breaks the forum's formatting. I challenge you to change your name.

[dekartz 315]

Actually, despite OP's sillyness. I think challenging one another to duels to settle forum-disputes would be hilarious.

[Zarniwoop 1193]

@ OP

Edited April 23, 2013 by Zarniwoop

[beastoverlord 574]

I would find this interesting if all of your other posts weren't just troll ones.

[Ayy baby. 29]

I'm really disappointed that rocket hasnt taken the time to reply yet, Its forcing me to consider writting a Eminem - Stan styled song directed at him.

[jdtherocker 37]

I'm really disappointed that rocket hasnt taken the time to reply yet, Its forcing me to consider writting a Eminem - Stan styled song directed at him.

you know what the difference between rocket and you is? rocket has accomplished things with his posts....

[Ayy baby. 29]

you know what the difference between rocket and you is? rocket has accomplished things with his posts....

I have a far greater K/D ratio, checkmate.

[jdtherocker 37]

I have a far greater K/D ratio, checkmate.

since when were we playing chess?

And your logic is so flawed.

my challenge is good because i have good k/d... this isn't cod...

[Ayy baby. 29]

since when were we playing chess?

And your logic is so flawed.

my challenge is good because i have good k/d... this isn't cod...

Sorry why are you so angry with me? Did you run out of bagged milk?

[DuddlyZ 4]

I bet I would win in a dying contest.

Also, a breaking-your-legs-without-morphine contest.

[jdtherocker 37]

Sorry why are you so angry with me? Did you run out of bagged milk?

Do you honestly think that rocket cares to duel somebody like you? Did I run out of bagged milk? No, I'm doing well on milk as I just recently got groceries. Thank you for your concerns though.