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I hate any private server that lets you spawn with bullcr*p like a free M9 + ammo or NVGs; they absolutely disgust me.

But let's say hypothetically it wasn't such a disgusting mess and ruins DayZ, and you could choose ANY one item to spawn into every server with, what would it be? (No, you can have a gun and ammo; it's one gun or one magazine)

Personally, I'd want to join with a boombox that I could set to play loops/mix-tapes of classics, like Whitney Houston's "I'll always love you!"

Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja6vwei5L4g

Or to promote myself, some techno music like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN8lq2-ciBA

It would attract players and zombies to a useless building, like one I already looted, on the far side of town of the firestation I want to loot, or the airfield I want to search, or et cetera.

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A Hat. With a signal to receive green mountain radio message waves

Edited by Man vs Wild

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74 Continental Mk. IV.

Pimpin'.

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A map.

Because finding those fuckers is painful.

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A tricycle.

I can see it now.... riding past a bandit camp, honking the horn as I tear through the undergrowth wildly. The bandits reach for their weapons as hundreds of zombies descend upon their unfortunate souls.

Edited by Velvet Remedy

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I wish i could spawn with a jet-pack.

we going there ay i'd like to spawn with a grappling hook cause we already have infinite parachute I wanna be rico. guess the game.

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we going there ay i'd like to spawn with a grappling hook cause we already have infinite parachute I wanna be rico. guess the game.

This isn't X-COM, silly, you can't grappling hook onto buildings or higher ground

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This isn't X-COM, silly, you can't grappling hook onto buildings or higher ground

im talking about just cause 2.

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This sloth to protect me.

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I change my vote, I want this too.

The names Sloth. James Sloth.

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I change my vote, I want this too.

The names Sloth. James Sloth.

I said james sloth first.

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And of what use would it be?

I assumed he would want to use it as a melee weapon.

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i'd have some juggling balls, be able to entertain at bandit parties and they will spare me my life so i'll become the jester to the bandit king and slowly become his advise until one day i will have so much power i can destroy his kingdom from within and heros will rise again.

all because of some juggling balls

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I would have my very own KIM JONG UN.

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He will threaten Bandits like they have never been threatened before!

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With all that romping across the countryside, I couldn't last without some.......

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As long as melee was better, I'd say a knife. A good, reliable knife.

stab some zombies, cut some meat. knife.

At least that's the first thing I'd grab in a real scenario...

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As long as melee was better, I'd say a knife. A good, reliable knife.

stab some zombies, cut some meat. knife.

At least that's the first thing I'd grab in a real scenario...

What about your VSS?

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