OrLoK 16182 Posted March 26, 2013 I wish I was Sergy. My bank account would be so much healthier. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlksnshN 127 Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) I wish I was little bit taller,I wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl who looked goodI would call herI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impalahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J58L_bEdqS8 Edited March 26, 2013 by BlksnshN 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandema 352 Posted March 26, 2013 An unladen swallow.African of European? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sausagekingofchicago 4711 Posted March 26, 2013 African of European?What? I don't know that! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted March 27, 2013 Definitely a spy cow with some rubber boots 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TerribleFate 49 Posted March 27, 2013 A weregoat.I'd be a normal survivor until the full moon - then BAM! I become a slavering weregoat, trotting around the apocalypse.You'd be all 'Hey, zombies are easy to avoid, and I can kill survivors from a million billion miles away with this sniper rifle' ....... then BAM! You got a weregoat in your face.What would you do? You'd die, plain and simple.And your last sight would be a blood-demented weregoat standing on your chest, teeth shaped by millenia of evolution to chomp grass, poised to rip your face off!BAM!Weregoat. :o Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thederper121 95 Posted March 27, 2013 I want to be a knight riding Princess Celestia across the sky, shooting a barrage of arrows at everything on the ground while sounding manly when I laugh. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 27, 2013 What? I don't know that!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sploosh* 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloodtrozorx 145 Posted March 27, 2013 Slenderman. Ohhhh the fun you could have in Chernarus as Slenderman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oath3 38 Posted March 27, 2013 I'd be a can of beans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandema 352 Posted March 28, 2013 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sploosh*How do you know the differences between swallows? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 28, 2013 How do you know the differences between swallows?You're looking at the world's greatest Ornithopter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted March 28, 2013 I wish i was orloks child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pandema 352 Posted March 28, 2013 (edited) You're looking at the world's greatest Ornithopter.The chain has been broken.-falls on his knees-WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!Unless this is possibly another quote from something I missed. Edited March 28, 2013 by Pandema Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 28, 2013 The chain has been broken.-falls on his knees-WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!Unless this is possibly another quote from something I missed.It was a reference to Deadlands: Hell on Earth (or the Weird Weird West) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toxicsludge 406 Posted March 28, 2013 I'd like to date someone busty...doesn't have to be a movie star. I imagine standalone with big titted zombies with DOA style breast physics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
applejaxc 2500 Posted March 28, 2013 I'd like to date someone busty...doesn't have to be a movie star. I imagine standalone with big titted zombies with DOA style breast physics.Yes.... so much yes...Giant-tit zombies + Pyro vision Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Azziax 81 Posted March 28, 2013 I want to be a piece of tarmac so I can get run over by people and don't die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZomboWTF 527 Posted March 28, 2013 Slenderman. Ohhhh the fun you could have in Chernarus as Slenderman.seeing how "not" animated slenderman is, how slow he is, and what he does when he reaches you (nothing)sorry, i'd just shoot you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saethkept 134 Posted March 28, 2013 (edited) I wish I was Sergy. My bank account would be so much healthier.Lol, I followed the whole 'Sergey Thing' for months over there and I am glad you all are nothing like that fellow. That said, I would be a zombie/infected one. Got to see how the other half live or un-live. Chasing bandits hungrily, instead of being chased into paranoia by them would be a nice change. Edited March 28, 2013 by Saethkept Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N0 R3M0RS3 63 Posted April 2, 2013 I would be air. I could be everywhere and see everything, while letting all the people i don't like suffocate.Those are the pros. Here are the cons:Having to be in everyone I leave alive and smelling their Nambi pambi Bambi breath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toxicsludge 406 Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) I would be air. I could be everywhere and see everything, while letting all the people i don't like suffocate.Those are the pros. Here are the cons:Having to be in everyone I leave alive and smelling their Nambi pambi Bambi breath.Not to mention being pushed out of their arse hole in the form of a wet fart. Edited April 2, 2013 by ToxicSludge Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SoulShaper2 243 Posted April 2, 2013 You know what i'd be?A fox that has night vision and booster jets out it's ass with two LMG's attached either side so i can find and kill that fucking rabbit that headbutted me and killed me all those months and months ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malvarik 30 Posted April 2, 2013 I would love the power to spawn in and control zombies. I would have my friends assault a bandit base then send in like 300 zombies if they are not able to take the bandits down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
