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I wish I was Sergy. My bank account would be so much healthier.

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An unladen swallow.

African of European?

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A weregoat.

I'd be a normal survivor until the full moon - then BAM! I become a slavering weregoat, trotting around the apocalypse.

You'd be all 'Hey, zombies are easy to avoid, and I can kill survivors from a million billion miles away with this sniper rifle' ....... then BAM! You got a weregoat in your face.

What would you do? You'd die, plain and simple.

And your last sight would be a blood-demented weregoat standing on your chest, teeth shaped by millenia of evolution to chomp grass, poised to rip your face off!

BAM!

Weregoat.

:o

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I want to be a knight riding Princess Celestia across the sky, shooting a barrage of arrows at everything on the ground while sounding manly when I laugh.

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What? I don't know that!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sploosh*

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sploosh*

How do you know the differences between swallows?

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How do you know the differences between swallows?

You're looking at the world's greatest Ornithopter.

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You're looking at the world's greatest Ornithopter.

The chain has been broken.

-falls on his knees-

WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Unless this is possibly another quote from something I missed.

Edited by Pandema

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The chain has been broken.

-falls on his knees-

WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Unless this is possibly another quote from something I missed.

It was a reference to Deadlands: Hell on Earth (or the Weird Weird West)

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I'd like to date someone busty...doesn't have to be a movie star. I imagine standalone with big titted zombies with DOA style breast physics.

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I'd like to date someone busty...doesn't have to be a movie star. I imagine standalone with big titted zombies with DOA style breast physics.

Yes.... so much yes...

Giant-tit zombies + Pyro vision

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I want to be a piece of tarmac so I can get run over by people and don't die!

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Slenderman. Ohhhh the fun you could have in Chernarus as Slenderman.

seeing how "not" animated slenderman is, how slow he is, and what he does when he reaches you (nothing)

sorry, i'd just shoot you

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I wish I was Sergy. My bank account would be so much healthier.

Lol, I followed the whole 'Sergey Thing' for months over there and I am glad you all are nothing like that fellow. That said, I would be a zombie/infected one. Got to see how the other half live or un-live. Chasing bandits hungrily, instead of being chased into paranoia by them would be a nice change.

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I would be air. I could be everywhere and see everything, while letting all the people i don't like suffocate.

Those are the pros. Here are the cons:

Having to be in everyone I leave alive and smelling their Nambi pambi Bambi breath.

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I would be air. I could be everywhere and see everything, while letting all the people i don't like suffocate.

Those are the pros. Here are the cons:

Having to be in everyone I leave alive and smelling their Nambi pambi Bambi breath.

Not to mention being pushed out of their arse hole in the form of a wet fart. Edited by ToxicSludge

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You know what i'd be?

A fox that has night vision and booster jets out it's ass with two LMG's attached either side so i can find and kill that fucking rabbit that headbutted me and killed me all those months and months ago.

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I would love the power to spawn in and control zombies. I would have my friends assault a bandit base then send in like 300 zombies if they are not able to take the bandits down.

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