New gear in 1.7.6

[gamerman001 182]

I'm not sure you quite understand how reproduction works.

well...... when a mommy server and a daddy server love eachother VEEERY much... :|

[smore98 225]

It's quite ironic that the game may include the long awaited fecal waste. My brother actually asked me if the game let you take a crap, and after discovering this...

...Eeyup.

Edited February 26, 2013 by The Smorski

[Maxgor 2314]

I thought it was kinda funny to see the added trash items, adds alittle more variety than just seeing empty cans everywhere. I'd like to see them add even more stuff. Forks, dishware, crumpled wrappers, magazines, etc...It adds alittle bit to the game when you see more things around.

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

The food and drink names are absolutely atrocious and I don't know what the hell the mods were thinking. Ego-trippin.

Derpy Hooves Canned Muffins? Seriously? So obnoxious that bronies have to force MLP into literally everything.

I understand these are the people who are working on the game now and are actually making these updates while I'm just playing, but you'd figure the people making it would care more about ruining immersion than slapping their internet aliases onto a can for some internet fame.

Everytime I pick up a "mZLY soda" or "Derpy Hooves Muffins" now it immediately ruins the atmosphere.

If any of the mods are reading this I ask you to please have some self-respect for what you do. As a community we are already thankful for you guys and you have nothing to prove so please change the items for the next patch.

I CAN TASTE YOUR MAD

[Never 237]

Stake out a location in the middle of the map, dump in toilet paper, Playboy magazines, booze, and voila! Instant music festival.

I'm not sure you know how music festivals work...

[smore98 225]

The food and drink names are absolutely atrocious and I don't know what the hell the mods were thinking. Ego-trippin.

Derpy Hooves Canned Muffins? Seriously? So obnoxious that bronies have to force MLP into literally everything.

I understand these are the people who are working on the game now and are actually making these updates while I'm just playing, but you'd figure the people making it would care more about ruining immersion than slapping their internet aliases onto a can for some internet fame.

Everytime I pick up a "mZLY soda" or "Derpy Hooves Muffins" now it immediately ruins the atmosphere.

If any of the mods are reading this I ask you to please have some self-respect for what you do. As a community we are already thankful for you guys and you have nothing to prove so please change the items for the next patch.

Well, it isn't their fault for getting their names slapped onto a can. They technically aren't the ones that made the models, perhaps the idea, but just as a joke.

If you were to complain about it, complain about it to the one who added them in. Besides, with the possibility that standalone won't be having our loved brands of beans and soda, you might as well substitute something that adds comedic value to the game. I didn't think a custom food item would break the game immersion completely...

[gamerman001 182]

The food and drink names are absolutely atrocious and I don't know what the hell the mods were thinking. Ego-trippin.

Derpy Hooves Canned Muffins? Seriously? So obnoxious that bronies have to force MLP into literally everything.

I understand these are the people who are working on the game now and are actually making these updates while I'm just playing, but you'd figure the people making it would care more about ruining immersion than slapping their internet aliases onto a can for some internet fame.

Everytime I pick up a "mZLY soda" or "Derpy Hooves Muffins" now it immediately ruins the atmosphere.

If any of the mods are reading this I ask you to please have some self-respect for what you do. As a community we are already thankful for you guys and you have nothing to prove so please change the items for the next patch.

they put fucking brony shit in dayz now?..... seriously? its so pathetic! its a show for young GIRLS! Im losing faith in dayz now.

[gamerman001 182]

Well, it isn't their fault for getting their names slapped onto a can. They technically aren't the ones that made the models, perhaps the idea, but just as a joke.

If you were to complain about it, complain about it to the one who added them in. Besides, with the possibility that standalone won't be having our loved brands of beans and soda, you might as well substitute something that adds comedic value to the game. I didn't think a custom food item would break the game immersion completely...

theres nothing "comical" about bronys dude... not a damn thing. Its just fucking stupid. Next thing you know its going to be brobies (barbies).... its lame, its tasteless, bronys are the 1% of the comedy world.

[kingfury4 65]

I read the patch notes briefly when i had five minutes earlier, and they might be examples of trash loot. Things you might expect to find that won't really help you. More immersion perhaps, since these are things found in most homes. Trash loot all over! W're filthy humans, especially in times of emergency.

Okay, lunch is ending for me, back to saving the real world in my own little way.

I suppose it's better then finding a house filled with 20 whiskey bottles.

[OfficerRaymond 2064]

Havent found those yet - very interesting.

I refuse to shave though.

PFFFFFT, gotta keep sexy for them female survivors. You know, in the 75% chance they aren't shooting at you.... and then in the even less, 99.9% chance they aren't actually men....

[Dreams_Of_Cheese (DayZ) 71]

Why do people have to judge each other for their personal preferences? So what if somebody likes MLP, and somebody decides to put their username onto an ingame item, which was outside of said MLP lover's control?Hating people for what they like is closeminded and freaking retarded.

GRR THEY LIKE SOMETHING THAT I DONT GRRRR

IT AFFECTS ME IN A VERY MINOR WAY BUT MAKES ME SO MAD GRR

Really dude, it's the same thing with homophobia, as an example. Other person is attracted to something I'm not, that person is sinner/evil/disgusting monster.

Grow up dude.

[toxicsludge 406]

I thought I'd found a tampon once...till I realised it was just a rabbit glitched inside a tree.

[Max Planck 7174]

I suppose it's better then finding a house filled with 20 whiskey bottles.

What are you doing in my house?!

[skunk.five@gmail.com 44]

What are you doing in my house?!

He said 20, not 200. Clearly not talking about your house. :P

[Maxgor 2314]

Anyone find the machete yet? I went to about 8 deer hunting stands on a public server and didn't find anything new in them. I assume it is mostly just like the hatchet, but I thought it was still cool. Does it count as a tool or an actual weapon?

[Mos1ey 6301]

Pretty sure the razors are for the Reddit guys to cut themselves over the food item models. xD

[dgeesio 1034]

is there a mechete ?

im sure i seen mechete in the changelog for melee :o

[Target Practice (DayZ) 1335]

There is indeed a machete in there somewhere. Only found razors so far, though.

[Death_Dealer 3155]

... condoms for server reproduction? lol

PARADOX!

[Skadefr0en 61]

I see endless possibilities:

-Imagine having 20 zombies chasing you in the SA - and your dump-o-meter is down to blinking red...

-You can track down another player by following his "leads"

-You can leave your kind regards in front of every single tent in that bandit camp, you just found

...etc etc

[MastaJack 2]

I yield! I yield!

I think this is great. Now we have to rummage through all kinds of crap to get to our... Heatpacks and Makarov ammo?

Just don't cut yourself. You could get the diabeetus from the razor.

[MastaJack 2]

The food and drink names are absolutely atrocious and I don't know what the hell the mods were thinking. Ego-trippin.

Derpy Hooves Canned Muffins? Seriously? So obnoxious that bronies have to force MLP into literally everything.

I understand these are the people who are working on the game now and are actually making these updates while I'm just playing, but you'd figure the people making it would care more about ruining immersion than slapping their internet aliases onto a can for some internet fame.

Everytime I pick up a "mZLY soda" or "Derpy Hooves Muffins" now it immediately ruins the atmosphere.

If any of the mods are reading this I ask you to please have some self-respect for what you do. As a community we are already thankful for you guys and you have nothing to prove so please change the items for the next patch.

Dude, stop yer whining and man-up. Comedy dosen't ruin the atmosphere, it adds to it. Besides, it not our fault that Derpy's been making muffins. That's probably what she's been doing since her apperances in the show have diminshed.

[LaurenDanger 100]

I've loaded some Chernoarus servers, and the food and drink items were the same as before Found a lot of Coca-Cola and the standard baked beans. But I also found the TP and razors. The TP makes sense, the razors, well we should all be acting out Sweeney Todd and slashing each other with so many of them lying around.

There was a barber and his wife......

[Gil_Grissom 0]

Could the TP be used in combination with the whiskey bottles to make molotov cocktails. That seems logical. The razor, not a clue. Could it be used to commit suicide when you find yourself in quite a pickle, and just want to end it quickly. I guess we'll see. My only question is, when will they put an end to the Mike Tyson one shots from the zeds. Had a guy with full health get one shotted coming out a door. Had some great gear too, but all for not.

[Never 237]

You could get the diabeetus from the razor.

Errr WUT?

I'm not sure you know how 'diabeetus' works...