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Life lessons I have learned from DayZ

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1. Never trust anyone. Ever.

2. People can be worse than zombies.

3. In a zombie apocalypse, people will randomly throw wasting machines into the street.

That's pretty much it :P

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Had some guys over to remove all the doors in the building. Can't trust'em!

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Keep all your things in neat little piles for easy looting!

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I can find a gun in just about any home.

Getting punched in the face causes my leg to snap.

I will die instantly if I don't eat or drink within a few hours of a day.

I can't climb walls or high fences :(

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I learned how to whisper kick over woodland creatures.

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If I'm ever badly injured, don't take me to a hospital. Take me to the nearest Smith & Wollensky so I can eat an entire cow.

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