Jump to content
rhinocrunch

DayZ Standalone Challenge.

Recommended Posts

02-11-2013

Los Angeles, Ca

From the Desk of

RHINOCRUNCH

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN:

It has been brought to my attention that some of you forgot about rhinoCRUNCH. Some of you, perhaps forgot the massacre at the Elektro Firehouse where 7 innocent lives were shattered at the hand of my axe. Or perhaps you have forgotten the countless AS50 shots ringing through the streets of Cherno day and night. You have forgotten about my SUV barrel rolls, 500m enfield headshots, helicopter takedowns and hundreds who have been cut by my SAW simply trying to find a can of food.

So then, brothers, here is my challenge: I challenge all of you who are going into standalone to man up and make yourselves known. Use your gamertag in game and fear not the scripting of a game we once knew. Lay it all on the line and hunt. Hunt for food. Hunt for water. Hunt for gear. But most importantly, don't become hunted by me. While you are squadding up and searching for food,I will

be hunting each and everyone of you.

If there is anything you have learned from DayZ, it is that players like me are the worst threat you will ever face. Good luck gentlemen, you will need it.

Signed,

Rhino

PS. NOTSERIOUS.PNG

  • Like 6

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Challenge Accepted, Mr. Crunch.

See you on the field, mate.

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I am not sure what you mean...

Oh, OK.

I use Gesundheitk, or Gesundheit.

Bring it on!

Edited by Gesundheit
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

nice abusive use of tags to draw attention to yourself. Just goes to prove everyone with a channel on youtube is an attention whore.

I mean seriously WTF why is griff or mattlightfoot even a tag for this? just... pathetic.

  • Like 5

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

nice abusive use of tags to draw attention to yourself. Just goes to prove everyone with a channel on youtube is an attention whore.

I mean seriously WTF why is griff or mattlightfoot even a tag for this? just... pathetic.

Question is, why aren't you a tag in this?

Also, I accept your challenge. My name is always either Rage or Rage VG.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Been drinking this evening? :P

J/K

I'll keep an eye out for you in the treeline.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The same to you! It goes both ways Mr.Crunch...Watch yo self!

Edited by DanielTy88
  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

what exactly are u challenging?

im confused. my ingame is the same as my forum.

i never player under other names or change my NON PVP playstyle for anyone or any situation.

ZERO kills lifetime

  • Like 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Always Hetstaine. killed Frankie x 1 , no footage. Most annoyed.

Will Rhino be a bigger threat than rocks or doors ? this remains to be seen.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Come on ya bastard, Ill be waiting in the large cities int he standalone and yes on that roof you are thinking of

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

YES YES. THERE WILL BE BLOOD.

TALK DIRTY TO ME.

Oh, by the way, I just remembered they're putting Desert Eagles in.

If I get my hands on one of those, I don't think you stand a chance. >:D

Edited by Rage VG

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Oh, by the way, I just remembered they're putting Desert Eagles in.

If I get my hands on one of those, I don't think you stand a chance. >:D

If they go with mod numbers for handguns, the desert eagle will have the damage of m1911 and Revolver. So desert eagle or not, you would be just shooting peas.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If they go with mod numbers for handguns, the desert eagle will have the damage of m1911 and Revolver. So desert eagle or not, you would be just shooting peas.

I don't see why they would do that D:

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DON'T RUIN MY DREAMS SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Ohhh Boy, You just challenged the wrong guy.

Names Nimzy, and I will Fuck you up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The only Crunch you will be hearing will be your legs as i HACK THEM WITH MY HATCHET!!!!!

We need SA now!!!

  • Like 4

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Don't worry fellas, I'll be there to patch you up.

But he will come back to bust you own again

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Please sign in to comment

You will be able to leave a comment after signing in



Sign In Now

×