bfisher 561 Posted February 4, 2013 Maybe I'm just pissed off from having been sniped, run over, shot down, blowed up or otherwise had my day ruined by some little jerk. But here's what happened: Armed with nothing but an M16 and a Ural truck I found somewhere, I'm patrolling up and down the road between Kamenka and Cherno.First kill - Okay, maybe I could tell myself that I thought it was a zombie running across the road. But I know it was really some newspawn bambi.Second kill - Some other jerk in a military Ural wearing a ghillie suit smashes into me. Motherfucker wont quick so when the trucks lock up, I jump out and fire a couple of rounds into his cab. He falls out and I finish him off for good measure. But while I'm looting the body (which is a little too geared up FYI) every zombie in Komarova is now on my ass along with another player leading me to...Third kill - I think he's unarmed and he calls "friendly" but shit is too dangerous. Plus I can't risk him grabbing the M16 I dropped in exchange for the M4 holo sight. So I pull a Shane Walsh and give the zombies a handy diversion so I can jump back in the Ural.Fourth - I chase a car all the way to Kamenka but he escapes. I do find a new spawn who begs me to kill him. Presumably he has gone insane from the prospect of his long walk to Cherno. So I oblige him. Later I found the car I was chasing, abandoned by the other Ural and kill number two with the engine still running. Along with at least a dozen zombies. I assume he either got ate or had to run into the woods to escape. Anyhow, so that's my day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Friendly Bandit 137 Posted February 4, 2013 Well then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
okiimatsu 56 Posted February 4, 2013 This game is nothing more than a twin cities deathmatch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted February 4, 2013 This game is nothing more than a twin cities deathmatch.For you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted February 4, 2013 Welcome to the world of the apocalypse.Forever shall your wrongs be remembered..but if you trust nobody, who cares what they think of you? After all, you're there to survive. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun With Flares 72 Posted February 4, 2013 Good job chucklenuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterwit 118 Posted February 4, 2013 Just wait till you start stealing helicopters and killing bushwookies with your trusty winchester. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted February 4, 2013 The title should've been :Ok...So it looks like I'm playing on easy mode now... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterwit 118 Posted February 4, 2013 The title should've been :Ok...So it looks like I'm playing on easy mode now...Have you ever tried taking a stand in cherno? It usually doesn't end well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krihelion 175 Posted February 4, 2013 Good work, comrade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
krihelion 175 Posted February 4, 2013 The title should've been :Ok...So it looks like I'm playing on easy mode now...you seem mad, died to a marksman in the last 24 hours? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr_chabowski@live.co.uk 2416 Posted February 4, 2013 If thinking that will make you feel better, go right ahead. Whatever floats your boat, kiddo. ;)Shooting at everyone you see is easy mode. That's not my opinion, it's a fact. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfisher 561 Posted February 5, 2013 If thinking that will make you feel better, go right ahead.Whatever floats your boat, kiddo. ;)Shooting at everyone you see is easy mode. That's not my opinion, it's a fact.It was actually more running over people with a truck than shooting. In all fairness, I did win a Ural joust with some Chewie-suit wearing goon.Spare me your post-apocalyptic morality! Don't you think I want to skip through Cherno, hand in hand with every player I meet killing zombies and singing Cumbaya? I'd also like to not get shot at while picking groceries. Still...I would like to find a channel to combine my love of helping people with my love of hurting people. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N."Luna"Palumbo 0 Posted February 10, 2013 Well then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BSB Jimmy 360 Posted February 15, 2013 if i were you i would have broken the guys legs who asked you to kill him 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCaused 49 Posted February 15, 2013 if i were you i would have broken the guys legs who asked you to kill himWhy? He would just press Respawn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BSB Jimmy 360 Posted February 16, 2013 Why? He would just press Respawn.forgot about that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Panics (DayZ) 1 Posted February 22, 2013 Welcome to the club :D we have head turbans Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
calthehunter 61 Posted February 22, 2013 (edited) Welcome to the club :D we have head turbansGawd, I can't wait till they do away with the current humanity system. It's so horrendous <_<(out of curiousty: I've been away from the forums for a bit, wtf is up with people just quoting people and being done with it? How is that a legit post?) Edited February 22, 2013 by calthehunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
N0 R3M0RS3 63 Posted February 23, 2013 the turins make us look like talibans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
