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"Sorry dude, I was just alt-tabbing to check my inbox and it just went off!"

That actually happened. My friend alt+tabbed without hitting the escape key. When he came back in, it fired. Which was kinda sad. I had traveled all the way from the coast with the guy that got killed, and didn't even get his skype.

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That actually happened. My friend alt+tabbed without hitting the escape key. When he came back in, it fired. Which was kinda sad. I had traveled all the way from the coast with the guy that got killed, and didn't even get his skype.

Same here most of the time i play w/ minimized window and have facebook open talking to a friend and when i get back in the game it fires by accident then someone says "Who's shooting that AK in elektro" I don't even bother saying me :P specially after the feedsays "NAME just died" LMAO

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*Someone hears a helicopter*

*Everyone on side channel erupts*

"omg can you pick me up?!?!?!"

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*Someone hears a helicopter*

*Everyone on side channel erupts*

"omg can you pick me up?!?!?!"

WHY WON'T YOU PICK ME UP, PICK ME UP, HELECOPTER BABY

I'M STUCK HERE ON THE GROUND

I WON'T SHOOT YOU DOWN!

I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU

MORE THAN AMMO OR COOKED STEAK

WITHOUT YOU I WOULD BE DEAD

SO PICK ME UP, PICK ME UP, HELECOPTER

DON'T BREAK MY LEG!

Edited by Rage VG

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Player: Hey found a Mountain Dew!

Player has been killed.

Edited by Larry F

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Can I have a transfusion? You guys, guys seriously guys. Friendly guys, seriously friendly.

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Survivor: "Oh dude, zombies are too easy. They're not even an annoyance for me anymore."

Survivor was killed.

Me: "What happened?"

Survivor: "F'n Zombies!"

:rolleyes:

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Player: Hey found a Mountain Dew!

Player has been killed.

funny. i always gets lucky when i find mountain dews. right now i have one. and a AS50 + MK48 + ghillie + UAZ + coyote backpack (the large one) + NVG + rangefinder. and i dont even have a camp to gear up from.

:EDIT: to get back to topic.

random dude "OMG i see a tent"

me "it is a rock"

Random dude "i keep hearing a bus. but i cant see one"

Random dude was killed

(im surprised with how many people that cant evade a bus)

Edited by the LawsOfFire

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"Friendly, Friendly!"

"Alright I'll give you a ride."

(Cue the Hatchet noises while the driver bleeds to death)

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"oh shit, I fell out of the deer stand, ...and my legs didn't break?"

"my legs broke walking through the fucking door"

I know this has been said, but it's my favorite. "holy fuck, that pig scared the shit out of me"

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How are you not dead? I unloaded a whole clip into you!

Don't talk in side chat!

Kamenka...

Hacker!

Which way do I go?

laaaaaaaaaaaag....

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