Imafighter 236 Posted January 22, 2013 "Sorry dude, I was just alt-tabbing to check my inbox and it just went off!"That actually happened. My friend alt+tabbed without hitting the escape key. When he came back in, it fired. Which was kinda sad. I had traveled all the way from the coast with the guy that got killed, and didn't even get his skype. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AllMightyKnox 218 Posted January 22, 2013 That actually happened. My friend alt+tabbed without hitting the escape key. When he came back in, it fired. Which was kinda sad. I had traveled all the way from the coast with the guy that got killed, and didn't even get his skype.Same here most of the time i play w/ minimized window and have facebook open talking to a friend and when i get back in the game it fires by accident then someone says "Who's shooting that AK in elektro" I don't even bother saying me :P specially after the feedsays "NAME just died" LMAO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BwobBwub 660 Posted January 22, 2013 Green Mountain is haunted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tabris07 159 Posted January 22, 2013 *Someone hears a helicopter**Everyone on side channel erupts*"omg can you pick me up?!?!?!" 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rage VG 4033 Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) *Someone hears a helicopter**Everyone on side channel erupts*"omg can you pick me up?!?!?!"WHY WON'T YOU PICK ME UP, PICK ME UP, HELECOPTER BABYI'M STUCK HERE ON THE GROUNDI WON'T SHOOT YOU DOWN!I NEED YOU, I NEED YOUMORE THAN AMMO OR COOKED STEAKWITHOUT YOU I WOULD BE DEADSO PICK ME UP, PICK ME UP, HELECOPTERDON'T BREAK MY LEG! Edited January 22, 2013 by Rage VG Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bottlerocket 205 Posted January 22, 2013 'HAX'sadly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Larry F 29 Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) Player: Hey found a Mountain Dew!Player has been killed. Edited January 22, 2013 by Larry F Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hershel Green 46 Posted January 22, 2013 "wwwwwwwwaaaaaassdaaaawwwwww...." *why the f*ck can't I move?!* 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloodtrozorx 145 Posted January 22, 2013 Can I have a transfusion? You guys, guys seriously guys. Friendly guys, seriously friendly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Play (DayZ) 123 Posted January 22, 2013 "Fuck that hurts" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tabris07 159 Posted January 22, 2013 "Damn, I forgot to reload my axe" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
creature 1189 Posted January 22, 2013 Survivor: "Oh dude, zombies are too easy. They're not even an annoyance for me anymore."Survivor was killed.Me: "What happened?"Survivor: "F'n Zombies!" :rolleyes: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the LawsOfFire 20 Posted January 22, 2013 (edited) Player: Hey found a Mountain Dew!Player has been killed.funny. i always gets lucky when i find mountain dews. right now i have one. and a AS50 + MK48 + ghillie + UAZ + coyote backpack (the large one) + NVG + rangefinder. and i dont even have a camp to gear up from.:EDIT: to get back to topic.random dude "OMG i see a tent"me "it is a rock"Random dude "i keep hearing a bus. but i cant see one"Random dude was killed(im surprised with how many people that cant evade a bus) Edited January 22, 2013 by the LawsOfFire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RedUkraine 5 Posted January 22, 2013 "Friendly, Friendly!""Alright I'll give you a ride."(Cue the Hatchet noises while the driver bleeds to death) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hero_Damien 4 Posted January 22, 2013 "oh shit, I fell out of the deer stand, ...and my legs didn't break?""my legs broke walking through the fucking door"I know this has been said, but it's my favorite. "holy fuck, that pig scared the shit out of me" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanielTy88 133 Posted January 23, 2013 How are you not dead? I unloaded a whole clip into you!Don't talk in side chat!Kamenka...Hacker!Which way do I go?laaaaaaaaaaaag.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
