Smithycroft 1 Posted January 25, 2013 It suprises me people stay alive long enough....after a few days, if i havnt died of my own stupidity iv been killed by hackers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skat3rat 1633 Posted January 25, 2013 My one month old character died from some genius crashing next to me in his littlebird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meeshe 170 Posted January 25, 2013 It suprises me people stay alive long enough....after a few days, if i havnt died of my own stupidity iv been killed by hackers...Whitelisted servers buddy, makes a huge difference.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thodouras95 21 Posted January 25, 2013 All you wanted was some happy time.Poor fella :( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b683960 3 Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) Died from Falling off my Bicycle.Went for a Bike ride to get a spare Tire, Happy as Larry.I thought I would ring my Bicycle Bell, but accidently hit the scroll wheel first..You ignored rule #102 of the zombie survival guide:Rule #102 : Caution over Speeda. when on a bike choose caution over speed.b. wear standard safty gear.Because the last thing you want is to end up in a ditch, legsbroken, bike trashed, with the shuffling of undead feet growing louderwith each step. Edited January 26, 2013 by b683960 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thodouras95 21 Posted January 26, 2013 You ignored rule #102 of the zombie survival guide:Rule #102 : Caution over Speeda. when on a bike choose caution over speed.b. wear standard safty gear.Because the last thing you want is to end up in a ditch, legsbroken, bike trashed, with the shuffling of undead feet growing louderwith each step.where's the full list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b683960 3 Posted January 26, 2013 (edited) My one month old character died from some genius crashing next to me in his littlebird.Ok, there is indeed this rule...Rule #33: Keep the Dumb Dumbs Close at Hand:One of the most sure fire ways of making sure you survive is keeping the less intelligent as close at hand as possible. When you find somebody who asks you 'Whats going on? What Happened? Those are the ones you want with you. That way when the zombies come they are likely to stupid to realize its not Amway calling and run.But when someone asks "How to startup ... ?", "Can i fly this?" etc.then its high time to weighed up rule #33 against rule #8.Rule #8: Get a Kick Ass Partner Edited January 26, 2013 by b683960 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
smore98 225 Posted January 26, 2013 Let's be honest here......who WOULDN'T want to jump off a bicycle and break their neck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
no lies 0 Posted January 27, 2013 Sorry made me laugh. That sucks, i slipped off skalka on a 60 day char, would be on 90 ish now if i hadnt of :(You too?We should form a club and get t-shirts made up.Count me in... But I didn't just slip off Skalka. I first broke my leg while standing still at the top of the rocks, went unconscious (with full blood), and then watched my unconscious/broken/limp body fall to my death. This whole thing happened within the 10 seconds after my buddy who was in a different server was killed by a sniper. So our streak of dieing together continues at 5. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gloopsgf 35 Posted January 27, 2013 Your stories suck, cars are dangerous. That is whyi use helicopters :P Free parachutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted January 27, 2013 (edited) The most pointless deaths are the bestd eaths.Geared up with gps, coyote, m9sd, mp5a6SD I decided to attempt to board the shipwreck at Rify. Sailed out there in the PBX, park it close and disembarked. Got crushed between my own boat and the wreck and watched my corpse sink to the bottom of the ocean.Or accidentally trying to 180 prone in a doorway, just after a zombie horde had wasted my ammo and medical supplies. Result: broken leg and bleeding, without morphine, without bandages. Bleed out, crawling to the nearby supermarket, only 50-100 meters away.Good times. Edited January 27, 2013 by Dallas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sutinen 635 Posted January 27, 2013 For me it was getting knocked out by a Mike Tyson zombie. His friends joined in and I died. End of story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raged 187 Posted January 27, 2013 This is reminiscent of that silly hippy in the woods who ate the wrong berries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zfleming12 395 Posted January 27, 2013 And in the end...it was not the weapon of a bandit, the bite of a zombie, the spread of a virus, but a mere accident that killed the survivor. Fate was and always will be....a cruel thing. (Read that in a Morgan freedman voice). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frillysocks 12 Posted February 6, 2013 Aw dude I'm sorry for' ya! Gave a good chuckle though.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floogy (DayZ) 25 Posted February 6, 2013 Hehe, my most depressing death was simply starving to death since I was a noob looking in the wrong spots for food. My most recent, like 20 minutes ago was just because I was sloppy. Parked my car a few hundred meters from the Stary military tents and ran in looking for loot. Grabbed some stuff and headed back. Sat in the car to drop my loot instead of driving off. Shot in the back of the head. So, I lost the GAZ, an m107, FAL, DMR, cz550 and enough other gear for probably 3 guys. Meh, oh well. Start again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frosti 2165 Posted February 6, 2013 Could be worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
