Nuubio 61 Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) You're a wild card, sometimes helping being friendly but other times just slaughtering folks. You flip a coin to decide which one it's gonna be each time. Edit: Lols someone posted before me. Edited September 25, 2013 by Nuubio Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun With Flares 72 Posted September 25, 2013 Still thinks the Revolver is God's gift to bambis. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) funnyflares try to be friendly but always die :| never rage, just accept life on beach :| Edited September 25, 2013 by KoS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
svisketyggeren 662 Posted September 25, 2013 Fun with Flares uses flares to attract his victims to him at night...then he sneaks up on them like a ninja and stuffs their backpacks full of toiletpaper. When the victim later discovers that his backpack is full of toiletpaper, he implodes from hate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted September 25, 2013 svisketyggeren is always get ninjad but don't notice nothing :D one moment he is in starry tent, next moment on beach, for him is mystery :huh: 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C0okieH 156 Posted September 25, 2013 I think KoS might like to KoS... figures. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n (DayZ) 1827 Posted September 26, 2013 Cookie often partakes in assaulting snipers on sniper hill with roadflares and trying to convince the server that Skalka is a town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fun With Flares 72 Posted September 26, 2013 Cap'n is currently Zub's resident butt monkey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted September 26, 2013 Hate to derail this shit, but... Statik: Member since June 10, 2012. Bean count = 1396 KoS: Member since July 5, 2013. Bean count = 1268 Not fair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Inception. 9443 Posted September 26, 2013 Hate to derail this shit, but... Statik: Member since June 10, 2012. Bean count = 1396 KoS: Member since July 5, 2013. Bean count = 1268 Not fair.It's because you suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Statik (DayZ) 2695 Posted September 26, 2013 It's because you suck.I'm getting the feeling that it's because I'm not foreign, and don't talk about "the jiggy" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
C0okieH 156 Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) Cookie often partakes in assaulting snipers on sniper hill with roadflares and trying to convince the server that Skalka is a town. Wrongggggggggggggggggggg I go up behind them and give them and give em a bloodbag. Edited September 26, 2013 by C0okieH Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted September 26, 2013 I'm getting the feeling that it's because I'm not foreign, and don't talk about "the jiggy" is not only jiggy I talking about >:( I talk 70% about dayz, 3% movie, 7% music 2% current affair and 18% jiggy :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted September 26, 2013 You ask them a question and if they don't get it right you shoot them?... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wild_man 4442 Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) You ask them a question and if they don't get it right you shoot them?... exact this :beans: you make player going inside shed, close door and shouting 'GAS!!!'??? :P Edited September 26, 2013 by KoS 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted September 26, 2013 exact this :beans: you make player going inside shed, close door and shouting 'GAS!!!'??? :PShit...how did you know!!!... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hosty 647 Posted September 26, 2013 I bet wolfen just likes to be a lonewolfsaurus.And uses pussy guns. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfensteinsaurus 2252 Posted September 26, 2013 I bet wolfen just likes to be a lonewolfsaurus.And uses pussy guns.What...what's with the pussy guns?... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TripleCripple 2 Posted September 26, 2013 Hosty saw his survivor group get torn apart by Zeds, resulting in his slightly unhinged personality. His face is locked in an eternal grimace. He likes pussy guns (w/e they may be) and spagheti. Warning: Do not aproach and/or try to engage with Hosty! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr.Duff 211 Posted September 26, 2013 Seeing as I was missed out, I'll post again. The kind of guy who says "friendly" before going into your pack and robbing your beans! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zombie Jesus 723 Posted September 26, 2013 Seeing as I was missed out, I'll post again. The kind of guy who says "friendly" before going into your pack and robbing your beans! The guy who offers medical assistance and then executes you. In side chat you will see him exclaim your problem has been solved. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamz 253 Posted September 26, 2013 (edited) The guy who offers medical assistance and then executes you. In side chat you will see him exclaim your problem has been solved. The self proclaimed saviour of mankind, he knows he has to die by the hand of a zombie to be reborn again. Sadly, by a series of comedic incidents and farcical mishaps, he just can't get bitten (zombies tripping at the last minute and falling onto his axe, running into Cherno naked and shouting only to have an unknown sniper clear zeds for him etc)! Edited September 26, 2013 by Jamz 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr.Duff 211 Posted September 26, 2013 The guy who offers medical assistance and then executes you. In side chat you will see him exclaim your problem has been solved. Spot on. I then eat them. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meat pie 632 Posted September 26, 2013 you blood bag people,then they blood bag you,then you kill them 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
