deceitfulburger 43 Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) I'd like it if you all shared too!Anyways, I was fully kitted out, DMR NVGS M9SD, the works. I decided to head to the northern end of NWAF in some bushes, just to see what I could see (I've never actually killed anyone with a sniper). After getting into position in some bushes, I hear the sounds of FAL and M249 firing, I look a little closer, and I kid you not less than 50 meters away is a plane, and next to it are about 6 guys, attracting many dead admirers with their high power guns. I didn't even shoot, just watched with my mouth open as these idiots attacted zombies from every corner of the damn airfield, a couple of them hop in the plane and take off. Leaving 2 of their buddies behind, those last to guys then run to a car and hop in, swerving like mad, and soon after run into a tree, knocking them unconscious, I see an explosion in the distance, there goes the plane. I ran out of the airfield and logged out, fearing some of their stupidity might have rubbed off on me.*edit* changed the title to broaden the topic and hopefully the posts. Edited January 4, 2013 by DeceitfulBurger 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 This guy! http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/115196-global-ban-7c2286/ 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deceitfulburger 43 Posted January 2, 2013 This guy! http://dayzmod.com/f...bal-ban-7c2286/Wow, my story has been rendered irrelevant. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) Wow, my story has been rendered irrelevant.lol :DEdit: I hope this turns into a mega-thread, it may be a good laugh. Edited January 2, 2013 by MacabreLlama99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 This guy too: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/115185-searching-for-friendly-survival-partners/ 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beloozero 118 Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) I've met worse. Trust me, it's not pretty.This guy too: http://dayzmod.com/f...vival-partners/I wouldn't call that dumb, but rather desperation. Edited January 2, 2013 by Beloozero Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 I've met worse. Trust me, it's not pretty.Tell the tale! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) I've met worse. Trust me, it's not pretty.http://dayzmod.com/f...vival-partners/I wouldn't call that dumb, but rather desperation.Bit of both really.... Edited January 2, 2013 by MacabreLlama99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beloozero 118 Posted January 2, 2013 Update: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/115201-pistol-symbol-on-the-hud/#entry1088818Sir sparkboy over here. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 Update: http://dayzmod.com/f...d/#entry1088818Sir sparkboy over here.That's a bambi not knowing a function, suppose he could have googled it.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 Found this one in the 'yard: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/96041-looking-for-the-hacked-as50-tws/ 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fearless96 5 Posted January 2, 2013 Hahah there are some stupid people aye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dallas 5195 Posted January 2, 2013 An honorable mention goes to all those who claim to be innocently banned, but signed up using their cheat-forum usernames. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) Don't leave a remark, leave a funny story or a stupid thread...please Edited January 2, 2013 by MacabreLlama99 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deceitfulburger 43 Posted January 2, 2013 Found this one in the 'yard: http://dayzmod.com/f...acked-as50-tws/Wow, I don't even... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deceitfulburger 43 Posted January 2, 2013 Update: http://dayzmod.com/f...d/#entry1088818Sir sparkboy over here.... I-no. There's nothing I can say to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dancing.Russian.Man 1631 Posted January 2, 2013 (edited) Overall: http://dayzmod.com/f...ly/#entry759843Edit; In-game:Saw some guy get his legs broken by zombies and get knocked out. Ran up to him, bandaged him and told him I'd give him morphine once he woke up. (He was unarmed.) Once he woke up, he waited for me to start giving him a blood transfusion, and used to chance to go into my backpack and pick up my AS50 and attempted to fire at me with it. But being the clever person that I am, I kept all my ammo in my inventory instead of the backpack, so all that was heard as clicking, until I shot half a clip into his head. "Tsk, tsk." were my last words for him. Edited January 2, 2013 by Dancing.Russian.Man 16 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted January 2, 2013 Wow, I missed that post, that's gonna be pretty hard to beat. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joeoblong@yahoo.com 614 Posted January 2, 2013 I so want to make up a story with the beginning, "So there I was on Balota Buddies. Frags, Derpy, & Inception were..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zodiac13 173 Posted January 2, 2013 I was running around in Elektro armed with my trusty winchester when I decided I needed some medical supplies. So off to the hospital I go. Not wanting to give away my passion by shooting the glass I decide to go around back and check the roof. Once I had climbed the ladder I hear someone in direct chat telling me they are friendly and not to shoot. I did not see anyone on the roof so I say ok no problem. After saying that I see a guy roll out from behind one of the chimney things armed with a Lee. I think to myself "oh god this was a trap!!". Then to my amazement the guy kept on rolling and right off the roof he went. After searching his body I found all the medical supplies I needed and a awesome story to share with people. 14 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 I was running around in Elektro armed with my trusty winchester when I decided I needed some medical supplies. So off to the hospital I go. Not wanting to give away my passion by shooting the glass I decide to go around back and check the roof. Once I had climbed the ladder I hear someone in direct chat telling me they are friendly and not to shoot. I did not see anyone on the roof so I say ok no problem. After saying that I see a guy roll out from behind one of the chimney things armed with a Lee. I think to myself "oh god this was a trap!!". Then to my amazement the guy kept on rolling and right off the roof he went. After searching his body I found all the medical supplies I needed and a awesome story to share with people.Just brilliant. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dystopeon 46 Posted January 2, 2013 I camp the south Stary valleys a bit (overlooking the crop fields), so many herpaderps cross those damn fields. I can't bring myself to kill em anymore tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 I camp the south Stary valleys a bit (overlooking the crop fields), so many herpaderps cross those damn fields. I can't bring myself to kill em anymore tho.What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Testwd3r235 2810 Posted January 2, 2013 I found someone else!I camp the south Stary valleys a bit (overlooking the crop fields), so many herpaderps cross those damn fields. I can't bring myself to kill em anymore tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GOD™ 2795 Posted January 2, 2013 The majority of everyone i've met.Nuff said. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
