Got any ideas to make Dayz standalone insanely hard? :)

[Faggala 29]

Character always has his blood flowing making him hard?

[jaytmuk (DayZ) 621]

Spawn buried in the ground with a straw in your mouth and an air hole to the surface to breath

But you have an AS50, abundant bandages, abundant food and Morphine. Just to give you a chance

[TomKesi 25]

Every communication attempt gets instantly translated into russian language. The Russians are not allowed to play anymore.

[plrsniper 87]

No, if you actually type in russian it is translated (by google) through mandarin to german to swahili to english back to russian. And at every step of the way they use the most uncommon translations possible.

[dystopeon 46]

just make it 1st person only. most ppl will find that hard enough...

[BwobBwub 660]

Suffer from diarrhea every 10 mins.

[colekern 1364]

Suffer from diarrhea every 10 mins.

In real life.

[BSB Jimmy 360]

In real life.

nice profile picture

[colekern 1364]

nice profile picture

I can't tell you how many times I've thought the same about you.

[Sutinen 635]

Spawning naked and freezing plus naked freezing zeds.

[Lady Kyrah 1110]

spawn parachuting out of a plane that just got shot out of the sky over cherna

Naked Freezing, sick, hungry, thirsty, bleeding with a broken leg, 2000 blood and falling out of the sky into cherna

Spawn them in groups of 10, each group only has 9 parachutes.

[The Stoned Wolf 491]

Spawn players naked, unconscious, freezing, starving, severely dehydrated, and being eaten by Jamie Hyneman.

Sounds good.

[OrLoK 16186]

Spawn them in a WarZ server.

[harley001 315]

Spawn them in a WarZ server.

DUDE WTF! TO FAR MAN!

[sreg 0]

1. Remove all food items from the game.

2. Spawn in middle of ocean.

3. When you die, instead of a "You have died" screen, you have to wait until a zombie eats you or you decompose until you can start again.

[wolfstriked 143]

Spawn them far enough out in the ocean so that by the time they do reach land they will be coughing and blinking with both water and food icons.Then the game begins.;)

[Average Pegasus 646]

You spawn with a plane with no fuel and try to crash land it safely you will survive the crash (most of the time excluding if you make an 90 degree crash...) if you land safely congrats but if you crash you lose a shit tons blood

[finkone 320]

You wake up in a random bed room, with a extremely heavy hangover. You roll over, to see a 4'6", 298Lb, "women" ... you're choices are...

1) Kill yourself for being that drunk

2) Kill her

3) Keep her around, in the event zombies find you - you can always run faster then her

4) Get drunk and stay hidden with her in her apartment and repeat options to player again in 14 hours

[Falabox 76]

Spawn with a group of 20 and everyone has a hatchet and only 1 can survive incluiding the lost of blood in the battle.

[Sutinen 635]

Replace the zombies with soldiers and tanks. Oh wait, that's just ArmA 2 then.. With more realistic "body mechanics"?

Edited January 5, 2013 by Sutinen

[Average Pegasus 646]

having zombies able to fly helicopter with rocket launcher

[hoik 415]

"Rocket" launcher?

(How do you make pics fulls sized :huh: ? )

[Gordon Axeman 191]

Spawn in a toilet. (unfixed!)

[Sutinen 635]

Make only one spawnpoint and the spawnpoint is located in the middle of NWAF.

[speca 193]

Make only one spawnpoint and the spawnpoint is located in the middle of NWAF.

I'll meet you there with my M24 ;)