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DAY Z MARRIAGE Q&A

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OFFICIAL Q&A

GO AHEAD, ASK ABOUT THE WEDDING PLANS

WE DON'T MIND

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How are you going to handle the fact that people are (hopefully) going to start shooting everyone?

ENTERTAIN ME.

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Our security team will be trained for all situations. If shit hits the fan, guests will be evacuated to an undisclosed location where the ceremony will continue.

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What if your "Security Team" All die?

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Will the father of the bride be carrying a shotgun thus making it a shotgun wedding?

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A special team is on standby to handle it, with a background check that is much, much harder to pass to join them. Heading the team is an ethical hacker who knows what to do in these sort of situations.

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Satchel Charges would be the best bet.

I'd totally bring some satchel charges.

The easiest way would be a lovely round through the head to either the bride or groom, that would certianly be a show-stopper - not much your security could do to that.

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Will the father of the bride be carrying a shotgun thus making it a shotgun wedding?

He's going to be joining one of the security teams

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Satchel Charges would be the best bet.

I'd totally bring some satchel charges.

The easiest way would be a lovely round through the head to either the bride or groom, that would certianly be a show-stopper - not much your security could do to that.

I guess we know who's NOT coming to the wedding

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"ethical hacker"

This is not a term I am comfortable with.

Rgds

LoK

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"ethical hacker"

This is not a term I am comfortable with.

Rgds

LoK

I know, I know, it sounds like an oxymoron.

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only if you pass the background check

I'm going to ACE that background check. I'm cleaner than a soap factory.

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A special team is on standby to handle it, with a background check that is much, much harder to pass to join them. Heading the team is an ethical hacker who knows what to do in these sort of situations.

You know mate, once some of the bandit clans gets a whiff off this, the wedding will never see the light of day.

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But what if the bride is actually....A HORSE IN DISGUISE! o.O

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But what if the bride is actually....A HORSE IN DISGUISE! o.O

...we'll also have a replacement bride on standby

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...we'll also have a replacement bride on standby

WIn. That was a win answer my friend. Have all my beanz.

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What are the buffet options? Are vegetarians being catered for? Should I buy a new hat? So many questions.

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Is this a real thing?

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I guess we know who's NOT coming to the wedding

Haha, I'm joking.

I wouldn't waste any satchel charges if I were to ever find one.

Now grenades on the other hand... :D

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What are the buffet options? Are vegetarians being catered for? Should I buy a new hat? So many questions.

Since this is DayZ we're talking about, you'll have to bring your own food at your own risk

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Is this a real thing?

The IDEA is very real. Will it actually take place? I doubt it LOL.

If it does actually take place I may have to put my bandit panties on for the lulz.

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