Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) OFFICIAL Q&AGO AHEAD, ASK ABOUT THE WEDDING PLANSWE DON'T MIND Edited December 27, 2012 by Bloody-Alice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted December 27, 2012 How are you going to handle the fact that people are (hopefully) going to start shooting everyone?ENTERTAIN ME. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 Our security team will be trained for all situations. If shit hits the fan, guests will be evacuated to an undisclosed location where the ceremony will continue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zfleming12 395 Posted December 27, 2012 What about Hackers o.O.....>=3 and satchel charges Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CFSUK 5 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) What if your "Security Team" All die? Edited December 27, 2012 by CFSUK 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zodiac13 173 Posted December 27, 2012 Will the father of the bride be carrying a shotgun thus making it a shotgun wedding? 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 A special team is on standby to handle it, with a background check that is much, much harder to pass to join them. Heading the team is an ethical hacker who knows what to do in these sort of situations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted December 27, 2012 Am I going to be the flower girl? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 What if your "Security Team" All die?backups will be in place Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted December 27, 2012 Satchel Charges would be the best bet.I'd totally bring some satchel charges.The easiest way would be a lovely round through the head to either the bride or groom, that would certianly be a show-stopper - not much your security could do to that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 Will the father of the bride be carrying a shotgun thus making it a shotgun wedding?He's going to be joining one of the security teams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 Am I going to be the flower girl?only if you pass the background check 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 Satchel Charges would be the best bet.I'd totally bring some satchel charges.The easiest way would be a lovely round through the head to either the bride or groom, that would certianly be a show-stopper - not much your security could do to that.I guess we know who's NOT coming to the wedding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrLoK 16185 Posted December 27, 2012 "ethical hacker"This is not a term I am comfortable with.RgdsLoK 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 "ethical hacker"This is not a term I am comfortable with.RgdsLoKI know, I know, it sounds like an oxymoron. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a_typical_noob 651 Posted December 27, 2012 only if you pass the background checkI'm going to ACE that background check. I'm cleaner than a soap factory. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frankenstein's Monster 11 Posted December 27, 2012 A special team is on standby to handle it, with a background check that is much, much harder to pass to join them. Heading the team is an ethical hacker who knows what to do in these sort of situations.You know mate, once some of the bandit clans gets a whiff off this, the wedding will never see the light of day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zfleming12 395 Posted December 27, 2012 (edited) But what if the bride is actually....A HORSE IN DISGUISE! o.O Edited December 27, 2012 by zfleming12 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 But what if the bride is actually....A HORSE IN DISGUISE! o.O...we'll also have a replacement bride on standby 8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zfleming12 395 Posted December 27, 2012 ...we'll also have a replacement bride on standbyWIn. That was a win answer my friend. Have all my beanz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fraggle (DayZ) 15720 Posted December 27, 2012 What are the buffet options? Are vegetarians being catered for? Should I buy a new hat? So many questions. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmashT 10907 Posted December 27, 2012 Is this a real thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rossums 2190 Posted December 27, 2012 I guess we know who's NOT coming to the weddingHaha, I'm joking.I wouldn't waste any satchel charges if I were to ever find one.Now grenades on the other hand... :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bloody-Alice 11 Posted December 27, 2012 What are the buffet options? Are vegetarians being catered for? Should I buy a new hat? So many questions.Since this is DayZ we're talking about, you'll have to bring your own food at your own risk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Nasty 1023 Posted December 27, 2012 Is this a real thing?The IDEA is very real. Will it actually take place? I doubt it LOL.If it does actually take place I may have to put my bandit panties on for the lulz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites