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Marcellus_Wallace

How BUNKERS should look and how to impliment SLAVES

By Marcellus_Wallace, in DayZ Mod General Discussion

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A Lumberjack    32

A Lumberjack
Posted

Got to admit tho it's really amusing.

Each slave sold on the dayz black market comes with a free recipe book :D

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aVIOLATED+_-monkey    43

aVIOLATED+_-monkey
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Is anyone else sensing, skinny white powerless teen with the instigator of this thread.

Proper fucked.....and thats coming from a guy with a name like mine.

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Cobb (DayZ)    55

Cobb (DayZ)
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I'd say it's fairly clear that no-one thought this was a legitimate suggestion. However labelling something as a joke doesn't make it funny.

Moral of the Story: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

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Rage VG    4033

Rage VG
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How the hell do people not understand this is a joke? lol

I must have missed the memo where jokes no longer have to contain any sort of humor.

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mzltv    2281

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Hahahaha, this thread is absolutely incredible.

The fact that he's posted it under the name Marcellus Wallace, with a picture of him ballgagged, just made it for me.

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SmashT    10907

SmashT
Posted (edited)

ROFL! That picture is so fucking creepy. Oh hey guyz, welcome to my home, don't mind the decapitated heads on the shelf.

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Azrail (DayZ)    211

Azrail (DayZ)
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However labelling something as a joke doesn't make it funny.

you labeling something as not funny doens't make it not funny.

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ZomboWTF    527

ZomboWTF
Posted (edited)

Wow....

diabeetus

edit: This thread needs more wall climbing machetes

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terminal_boy    860

terminal_boy
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Since when did a group of canabalistic physcopaths move into these forums? The bronies were bad enough...

Can we not introduce one group to the other?

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ZomboWTF    527

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Can we not introduce one group to the other?

Canibalistic psychopaths meet bronies...

poor psychopaths, they stand no chance

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iegle    117

iegle
Posted (edited)

Don't.....do that again.

Lol, in the thread wherein cannibalism, forced imprisonment and torture, and animal cruelty are discussed it is my post that gets deleted.

Awesome: the DayZ Forum delivers.

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Rage VG    4033

Rage VG
Posted (edited)

you labeling something as not funny doens't make it not funny.

It being not funny does make it not funny.

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