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Have you Mistook an Animal for a Zombie?

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Me and a friend where sneaking around the NorthEast Airfield (markers where on in this server so an animal, zombie or player showed up a dot from distance or through a building).

We snuck up the side of a wall and both froze as a large dot the other side of the wall made its way towards us around the wall.

There was no way out :(

We both were unarmed :(

We stood there as quiet as we could as the large dot moved around the wall ever closer.

As the large dot exited the edge of the wall a cows head popped out and went MOooooooooo lol

We laughed so much lol

Have you ever mistook an animal for a Zombie?

Give us your funny/scary animal/zombie stories :P

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I shot a pig with my AS50 AWS once, damn pigs making me think they are bambis.

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Surprisingly, no. I usually think they are other players because they walk around in forests and fields.

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I once mistook 2 trees to be 2 zombies once.

In my defence it was from a distance :D

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I mistake players as zombies occasionally, usually the boar...

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I can't count how many times fucking rabbits have scared the shit out of me.

I really hate markers.

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Rabbits scare the crap out of me because it's a favorite for hackers. Other than that, no. Bushes, on the other hand, I have mistaken for players.

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I can't count how many times fucking rabbits have scared the shit out of me.

I really hate markers.

dude. even without the markers, i can't count how many times i've been comfortably stoned, trotting through the forest, alt-looking around and seeing something moving really quickly super close to me.... and i watch, as my view goes absolutely insane because I'm jumping so hard my mouse arm shakes as if I'm having a seizure.... just to realize that no, that's no prone player about to make a move on me.... it's a fucking rabbit....;.

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I thought a boar looked like a sniper once.

It was sitting in a tree on the outskirts of Cherno with half of its body in the hill with its behind in the air.

I convinced a random guy I met to storm the forest with me, we only had hatchets.

After we got to the "sniper" we saw that it was a boar...

It was still an epic charge though! :P

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Unloaded 15 slugs from my trusty winchester into a "Rock" one time, thinking it was a sniper.( I even shouted over direct comms "to drop the gun" but got no reply ).

But in all fairness it was late in the evening so was kind of hard to make out, but the funny thing is i actually shot a rock thinking it was a rabbit out hunting when i was about 12 years old IRL, God damn rocks.

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First time I heard a cow moo at me passing it in the dark, I pooped a little.

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